(not so) Amazing Spider-Man

[Abzu]

There's a trailer for this on Hulu

http://www.hulu.com/watch/261306/movie- ... spider-man



This looks like complete shit.

[agony bagony]

tell me again why they needed to make this?

[Abzu]

Sony are cunts.



They were going to do pt4 but something with Raimi fell through hard and Sony made the idiotic decision to start fresh.

[Abzu]

There were also parts 5 and 6 planned, which would be a two part story arc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man ... led_sequel

[jawn galliano]

[quote name=";,,;"]Sony are cunts.



They were going to do pt4 but something with Raimi fell through hard and Sony made the idiotic decision to start fresh.[/quote]



can you really blame them after 3

[agony bagony]

thats a lot of money down the pooper

[Mesarthim]

I guess they figure they spent enough of on pre production they might as well get their money worth.

[agony bagony]

i wonder how much money it cost to make all the shit movies that major american studios put out this year

[Ninny]

Spiderman A true superhero (who doesn't annoy me). But where's Tobey Maguire

[Mesarthim]

he killed himself.

[M.Bison]

[Abzu]

3 made the most money of the franchise, so, considering that's all the studios and publishers give a squirt over...

Raimi left the project because he didn't feel he could meet Sony/Columbia's deadline and still produce a movie he was creatively happy with. He hated each rewrite of the script. They should have just replaced him (which I hate saying because it's Sam fucking Raimi) and kept the continuity rather than this reboot horsecock.

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="herr vagina <!-- s]i wonder how much money it cost to make all the shit movies that major american studios put out this year[/quote]



Not as much as they pocketed from the hordes of morons who pay to watch them

[Verbal]

about as much as the superiority you condaesent upon them

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Verbal"]about as much as the superiority you condaesent upon them[/quote]

[Verbal]

thats right

[agony bagony]

that doesnt make any sense and you spelled a word incorrectly. but the important thing is that your sense of superiority was clear and it was!

[Abzu]

:doubleoldcondaesent:

[Haunty]

I don't know... it's pretty hard to out-fail Toby Macguire. Fuck that hard-on bearer, fuck his acting, fuck the retard who cast him, fuck everyone involved in all three of those atrocities. Will this one be any good? Probably not. But at least it's a different actor.

[Abzu]

At least Toby nailed the socially awkward Peter Parker. This version isn't even the slightest nerdy (by the trailer)

[Mesarthim]

if they really wanted to reboot spiderman they should have gotten Christopher Nolan to do it.

[Abzu]

[quote name="lǝp + uɯH + lɹʇƆ"]if they really wanted to reboot spiderman they should have gotten Christopher Nolan to do it.[/quote]

I think it is funny that Anne Hathaway was slated to play Felicia Hardy and now she is playing Selena Kyle.

[deckard]

spider man is gay but i like the hard-on bearer who is playing him in this. he has been in some good films

[Hugo.]

Spiderman 2 was definitely one of the best marvel movies. 3 Was definitely one of worst.



Besides Thor or daredevil I can't think of anything worse.

[Abzu]

[quote name="Hugo"]Spiderman 2 was definitely one of the best marvel movies. 3 Was definitely one of worst.



Besides Thor or daredevil I can't think of anything worse.[/quote]

gloryhole era Marvel movies

[Hugo.]

gloryhole era marvel movies were better in the era of the gloryhole

[Abzu]

I think they were better in the 50s

[Hugo.]

When they didn't exist?



I get it.

[Abzu]

[Haunty]

Let's all agree that they should've gotten the hard-on bearer who played Sandman to play Eddie Brock/Venom, Topher Grace to play Peter Parker/Spider Man, and left the Sandman character out completely.

[Abzu]

[quote name="HbW"]Let's all agree that they should've gotten the hard-on bearer who played Sandman to play Eddie Brock/Venom, Topher Grace to play Peter Parker/Spider Man, and left the Sandman character out completely.[/quote]

I can agree with that.

[Hugo.]

Yep.

[Haunty]

see, how hard was that? casting directors