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I'd hit it

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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I can never work out what people are trying to achieve with videos like this. Everyone sings along to songs, but most don't feel the need to video themselves doing it. I NEED ANSWERS!!!
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Actually I don't care, because it led me to this picture:



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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Devy"]I can never work out what people are trying to achieve with videos like this. Everyone sings along to songs, but most don't feel the need to video themselves doing it. I NEED ANSWERS!!![/quote]



shes looking for people to compliment her/notice her



maybe its a test shes doing. she intentionally posts a vid of her shit singing, while her unattractive fellating lover posts a good one. then they compare hits/comments
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Her name on there is Tittyna. If people were going to notice her it'd be because of that rather than her cleavageless butchering of a classic. She really should have thought it through more.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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unless you think her tits are full of brains i dont know why you are surprised



tell her to post here
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Get to work AOD you pasta fueled lothario, make her start posting!
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Devy"]Get to work AOD you pasta fueled lothario, make her start posting![/quote]





I don't know her. I just found this video on the web :oldryan:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Well this is your chance to get to know her!
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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bring her here!



let it be a test of your charm
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[quote name="Devy"]Actually I don't care, because it led me to this picture:



Image[/quote]

:jizz:
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[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Devy"]Actually I don't care, because it led me to this picture:



Image[/quote]

:jizz:[/quote]
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[quote name="djonni greazo"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Devy"]Actually I don't care, because it led me to this picture:



Image[/quote]

:jizz:[/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="shadowalk"]
[quote name="djonni greazo"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Devy"]Actually I don't care, because it led me to this picture:



Image[/quote]

:jizz:[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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Deliver this woman to us AOD :judge:
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[quote name="Ninny"]Deliver this jailbait to us AOD :judge:[/quote]
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When you're a decrepit old man like Ninny, it may as well be. :redneck:
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Ninny didn't call her jailbait, furthermore he's a strapping fellow and could overpower any child that took his fancy.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Devy....has it
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And a :shakefist: @ Fu
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[quote name="Ninny"]Devy....has it[/quote]



:fonz:
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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I can't write her and bring her here. She of course would say fuck you to me. :redneck:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Well with that kind of attitude I can see why.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]never lazy for a whore :xx:[/quote]
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Exactly. Go in there and be all "I'm Marco, I feel you are sexy in this period and I like your hairpaint. Join me on the MABB where we'll make talk of your fishbox :krinor: :krinor: :krinor: :krinor:"



You'll be lucky if she isn't instantly pregnant after reading that.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Oh dear, just did I laugh my ass out of the door... :lol:
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:redneck:



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seriously. That sexy leopard elevator is an example of how many sluts and also metal-sluts are roaming on the internet . I think the 80% of girls had a personal "blow job style picutre" on their profile.

I still don't understand why raping is still considered a crime nowadays :zzz: :waa: :grimb: :sicken:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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you can hardly call it rape if shes wearing a skirt.....!
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[quote name="Devy"]Exactly. Go in there and be all "I'm Marco, I feel you are sexy in this period and I like your hairpaint. Join me on the MABB where we'll make talk of your fishbox :krinor: :krinor: :krinor: :krinor:"



You'll be lucky if she isn't instantly pregnant after reading that.[/quote]



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



oh man.. this is sig worthy material
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[quote name="djonni greazo"]
[quote name="Devy"]Exactly. Go in there and be all "I'm Marco, I feel you are sexy in this period and I like your hairpaint. Join me on the MABB where we'll make talk of your fishbox :krinor: :krinor: :krinor: :krinor:"



You'll be lucky if she isn't instantly pregnant after reading that.[/quote]



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



oh man.. this is sig worthy material[/quote]



got it. fuck yeah!
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The Krinors are intergral sir. YOU FIX THIS!
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Devy"]The Krinors are intergral sir. YOU FIX THIS![/quote]



appypollylogies.
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:greenie:
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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I say, that was a good shot, old boy. :esteemedcolleague:
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