Could this be the ideal woman?

[Devy]

http://www.themovieblog.com/2010/06/ral ... n-fuck-off

[TamPron]

Well, that was awesome.

[Meat Engine]

Can you imagine the unintentional hilarity if Ralph Macchio was the asshole in Beer League, and Artie Lange was the straight-laced hard-on bearer?

[Haunty]

[quote name="TAM TAM"]Well, that was awesome.[/quote]





Yeah. Yeah it was.

[Devy]

More people need to see this. More people have looked at Fergie and Slash than this. THAT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.

[Verbal]

needs better marketing

[Devy]

I shall rename the thread accordingly.

[Haunty]

You didn't change anything.







Wait, there it goes. And you bet your ass she is.

[Devy]

They'll come for the tits, but they'll stay for the troubled life of Ralph Macchio

[Verbal]

.......and in case there is tits

[Devy]

They'll look for them, but they shall go wanting. By then it will be too late.

[Verbal]

there will an acute increase in the incidence of violent raping as a result

[Devy]

That's none of my concern

[Verbal]

what is your concern? and could you express it visually?

[Devy]

My concern is that I drew this when asked for a visual representation of my concerns.

[Verbal]

that man has no nipples

[Devy]

I assume he has a top on, it's just the same colour as everything else. Unless that's the thing to be concerned about!

[Abzu]

[Verbal]

i want that picture as my avatar.



that, or the mohammed one

[Syysysyd]

[quote name="The Fu Monster"]Can you imagine the unintentional hilarity if Ralph Macchio was the asshole in Beer League, and Artie Lange was the straight-laced hard-on bearer?[/quote]

beer league URF URF URF URF URF URF URF URF URF

[vO)))id]

I'm glad movies like this don't make it overseas.

[Ninny]

I was mislead :phbbt:

[Verbal]

naive bastard

[Abzu]

[quote name="Ninny"]I was mislead :phbbt:[/quote]

...and mis-tensed.

[Verbal]

no, he did that himself

[Abzu]

[captain twat. IV.]

Ralph is a better guitarist than Steve Vai.

[Devy]

Correct

[Haunty]

Funny how many people actually believe that.

[Devy]

But there's video proof! Film can't be edited or tampered with to make it appear like something else is happening. Everyone knows that.

[Haunty]

Steve did do some excellent "pretend to play guitar" coaching there. :ignoresthejest:

[Devy]

He could have taught Ralph to look less surprised about being good at guitar though

[Haunty]

Ralph Macchio could whoop his ass in a fight though. He knows karate.

[Devy]

That's not the face of someone who'd be put off by the crane stance

[Haunty]

What the fuck did you just google to find that picture?

[Devy]

..........Crossroads Vai

[Haunty]

Anyway, nobody can fuck with the Crane stance.

[Devy]

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