Slipknot bass player found dead

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I don't care about slipknot, but r.i.p.
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Doesn't really bother me one way or another.
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ah, another member for the after life band
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Regardless of the talent or lack thereof he had, it's never good when folk die. /w\ to this
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

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I wouldn't say it's never good when folk die.



And I'm sure plenty of people died yesterday (or whenever this happened). I don't care anymore about this dude dying than I do about any of the countless others.
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You make a good point. I shall downgrade my opinion to 'indifferent'
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Don't you go hitting me with that sarcasm, yo. That shit ain't cool.
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Silly goose, I was being serious. Someone needs to invent a font that shows vocal inflections.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Didn't you suggest orange at some point?



And then the infamous invisibility font for special occasions.
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I am sure only the fans would care about this loss. But for the metal world in general this death is total uncomparable with the death of DIO, for example... but I suppose this is clear to all.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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One down.
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[quote name="Anjel"]One down.[/quote]
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[quote name="Verbal"]Didn't you suggest orange at some point?



And then the infamous invisibility font for special occasions.[/quote]



I remember suggesting orange for something, I don't remember if it was sarcasm though. Looking back, orange is clearly already taken as proven by Skinny's post.



And yes, invisibility is for special occasions or moments like this one, which is unquantifiable.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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I think it was sarcasm. Shouldn't be too hard to check. I doubt the word "orange" has many hits. But this is hardly a thread-defining issue. So I shall sard.



I suggest green for when people want to convey a feeling of moderate resentment. That, and also for when people are bemused. But only if either slightly or massively bemused. It's also more subtle when you don't conclude your post with a gaping chasm.
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Death seems to be a recurring theme these days:



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Next up: MTV Scientists have discovered a previously unfilmed species of asshole.



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so what did this hard-on bearer in, was it something meth-related



i bet it was something related to doing tons of meth
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Wow a mate just told me about this today.
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Let's just hope the band breaks-up and all of their fans die. :gay:
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for the most part, bass players are the most replaceable of any band member.
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[quote name="Praise of Death"]Let's just hope the band breaks-up and all of their fans die. :gay:[/quote]





ahahahaha :redneck:
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[quote name="Lumbergh"]for the most part, bass players are the most replaceable of any band member.[/quote]



don't let hektik hear you saying that!



for real though, can someone please confirm that there were just massive quantities of meth involved in this hard-on bearer being dead
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I'm surprised anyone on here give's a shit quite frankly.The only people I knew who listened to Slipknot had probly never heard of M.A before.
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i don't think anyone in this thread actually cares in any serious way



speaking for myself, i just want to know meth was involved because this will confirm my assumption that slipknot and everything associated with it is the epitome of white trash.
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Consider it confirmed.
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i knew i could count on you, johnny gleeso.



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It's Johnny Gleeson.



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I'm sorry he died, but I thought their music sucked.
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[quote name="Verbal"]It's Johnny Gleeson.

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I am indifferent to this development.
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:zzz:
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:piss2: His grave. :piss1:
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You are too cool.
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I like their music and am sorry that he's dead.



...well someone had to drag this thread out of the preschool-level posturing, didn't they?
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All I've heard of them are a few random videos on youtube. I thought they sucked.



Could you link to one or two youtubes that you consider good?
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gleeso's always just a few steps behind
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And rhino can't walk.
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thats not what your mother thinks
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No she's quite certain. Sure you've been in a wheelchair since she raped you that first time.
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[quote name="rhino"]thats not what your mother thinks[/quote]



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that was meant to sound cliche
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You always do.
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:necroll:
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rhino wrote:
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Paul was in anal blast which werent a bad dm band back in the day.
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that is one awful band name right there
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ah right, i knew one of the slipknot guys was previously in AB. i wasn't aware it was him though. that whole band is dropping dead!
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Upon further review, this hard-on bearer, one of the guitarists, and the drummer from Slipknot were all in Anal Blast.
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