RIP Dio

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 19 May 2010, 22:32

[quote name="TAM TAM"]You are completely missing my point. The point is you guys came in here swinging your athiest dicks around, telling people who believe otherwise that they are wrong, that's my problem.

[/quote]

If a theist came into this thread and affirmed that Dio is in heaven/reincarnating/whatever, would you have asked him to be more respectful of people who don't believe in an afterlife, let alone find such a remark degrading and offensive? If not, you're upholding a double standard.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 20 May 2010, 05:02

cancer is a total fucking shit.............

fuck fuck....... RJD was a so nice dude

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 20 May 2010, 05:06

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]cancer is a total fucking shit.............[/quote]

If cancer was a person, it would be a priest.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 20 May 2010, 05:12

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 20 May 2010, 09:05

[quote name="Lavabug"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]You are completely missing my point. The point is you guys came in here swinging your athiest dicks around, telling people who believe otherwise that they are wrong, that's my problem.

[/quote]

If a theist came into this thread and affirmed that Dio is in heaven/reincarnating/whatever, would you have asked him to be more respectful of people who don't believe in an afterlife, let alone find such a remark degrading and offensive? If not, you're upholding a double standard.[/quote]

That's about the whole of it.

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]cancer is a total fucking shit.............

fuck fuck....... RJD was a so nice dude

[/quote]

This is a fucking truth.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 20 May 2010, 09:08

[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="Lavabug"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]You are completely missing my point. The point is you guys came in here swinging your athiest dicks around, telling people who believe otherwise that they are wrong, that's my problem.

[/quote]

If a theist came into this thread and affirmed that Dio is in heaven/reincarnating/whatever, would you have asked him to be more respectful of people who don't believe in an afterlife, let alone find such a remark degrading and offensive? If not, you're upholding a double standard.[/quote]

That's about the whole of it.[/quote]

Now three of us have made that point. Lava's was maybe the clearest though. Asshole.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 20 May 2010, 09:13

[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="Lavabug"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]You are completely missing my point. The point is you guys came in here swinging your athiest dicks around, telling people who believe otherwise that they are wrong, that's my problem.

[/quote]

If a theist came into this thread and affirmed that Dio is in heaven/reincarnating/whatever, would you have asked him to be more respectful of people who don't believe in an afterlife, let alone find such a remark degrading and offensive? If not, you're upholding a double standard.[/quote]

That's about the whole of it.[/quote]

Now three of us have made that point. Lava's was maybe the clearest though. Asshole.[/quote]

Damn those virgins and their clarity!

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 20 May 2010, 09:13

Seriously though, I am not surprised. Lava is a bright duder.

Meat Engine · Post by **Meat Engine** » 20 May 2010, 10:36

Because agnosticism is intellectual deficiency.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 20 May 2010, 10:41

Nevermind.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 20 May 2010, 15:02

What?

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 20 May 2010, 15:36

[quote name="nell's tits"]
[quote name="nell's tits"]The agnostic thinks thinks it might be divine and the atheist doesn't.[/quote][/quote]

It still doesn't make sense.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 20 May 2010, 16:25

Maybe post it again in CAPS?

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 20 May 2010, 17:03

A few underscores and bold letters would look nice too.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 20 May 2010, 17:05

And some well-placed italics.

Meat Engine · Post by **Meat Engine** » 20 May 2010, 19:27

Maybe you have to be, like high, man.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 20 May 2010, 19:30

Nah. I think it may actually make sense if you consider it in terms of Quantum Fusion and Electromagnetic Energy Force Theory. Pretty complex stuff. I only partially understand it.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 21 May 2010, 05:48

shut the fuck up gleeso

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 21 May 2010, 05:52

Clever.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 21 May 2010, 05:57

no seriously, shut the fuck up, you annoying little shit.

Shredlord · Post by **Shredlord** » 21 May 2010, 06:49

Did someone on here say something about Dio dying?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 21 May 2010, 09:16

Stomach cancer. I think.

Meat Engine · Post by **Meat Engine** » 21 May 2010, 09:35

If he comes back as a zombie, will he still have an appetite?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 21 May 2010, 09:42

Probably. People without a stomach should still have an appetite. Although there are many factors we need to consider.

Would it be possible for a tumour that starts in a stomach to get broken down and digested by the stomach acid/enzymes and thus being a source of nutrition? Perpetual nutrition?! Seems more likely in zombie, seeing as we are not restricted by the shackles of sense.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 21 May 2010, 17:23

[quote name="desolation"]

Damn those virgins and their clarity!

[/quote]

On an entirely unrelated note, how does ejaculating into a vagina inhibit one's communication skills?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 May 2010, 00:48

[quote name="Lavabug"]
[quote name="desolation"]

Damn those virgins and their clarity!

[/quote]

On an entirely unrelated note, how does ejaculating into a vagina inhibit one's communication skills?[/quote]

It doesn't, really. However, there was a study done recently that showed evidence of a human's decision making abilities lessening during sexual stimulation. I believe, from pure fuzzy recall, that the areas used by the brain for critical decision making are 'loaned' or reused by the circuits pertaining top sexual stimulation, reducing the decision making abilities of the subjects. I should look for the study, it was interesting.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 May 2010, 00:49

[quote name="Verbal"]Probably. People without a stomach should still have an appetite. Although there are many factors we need to consider.

Would it be possible for a tumour that starts in a stomach to get broken down and digested by the stomach acid/enzymes and thus being a source of nutrition? Perpetual nutrition?! Seems more likely in zombie, seeing as we are not restricted by the shackles of sense.[/quote]

how dare you come in here waving your black humor dicks around desecrating the honoring of Dio with your beliefs of inappropriate jokings.

Actually, that tumor digestion question is interesting.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 22 May 2010, 00:51

[youtube]gwFvNYSCmhM[/youtube]

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 22 May 2010, 03:52

[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="Verbal"]Probably. People without a stomach should still have an appetite. Although there are many factors we need to consider.

Would it be possible for a tumour that starts in a stomach to get broken down and digested by the stomach acid/enzymes and thus being a source of nutrition? Perpetual nutrition?! Seems more likely in zombie, seeing as we are not restricted by the shackles of sense.[/quote]

how dare you come in here waving your black humor dicks around desecrating the honoring of Dio with your beliefs of inappropriate jokings.

.[/quote]

I'm not offended, and i can laugh at alot of fucked up shit. It's just you guys are sounding like your typical snobby, stuck up, nerdy, teenage, internet warriors in here. don't even bother replying with a long winded response, because no one gives a fuck.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 May 2010, 06:49

[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="Verbal"]Probably. People without a stomach should still have an appetite. Although there are many factors we need to consider.

Would it be possible for a tumour that starts in a stomach to get broken down and digested by the stomach acid/enzymes and thus being a source of nutrition? Perpetual nutrition?! Seems more likely in zombie, seeing as we are not restricted by the shackles of sense.[/quote]

how dare you come in here waving your black humor dicks around desecrating the honoring of Dio with your beliefs of inappropriate jokings.

.[/quote]

I'm not offended, and i can laugh at alot of fucked up shit. It's just you guys are sounding like your typical snobby, stuck up, nerdy, teenage, internet warriors in here. don't even bother replying with a long winded response, because no one gives a fuck.[/quote]

That was a joke. As for the rest, I could give a fuck what sort of internet warrior cliche you want to pull out. My views don't stop with internet discourse and only get more in depth in person. Make whatever base assumption you will from that.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 22 May 2010, 06:57

Could give a fuck?

Forgive me.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 May 2010, 06:59

[quote name="Verbal"]Could give a fuck?

Forgive me.

[/quote]

The tone intended was sarcastic. Excuse the sterility of plain text.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 22 May 2010, 07:01

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 May 2010, 07:07

:tit:

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 23 May 2010, 05:27

I guess this is the end of any form of Black Sabbath too :(

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 23 May 2010, 05:30

[quote name="Verbal"][youtube]gwFvNYSCmhM[/youtube][/quote]

is this true or a fake?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 23 May 2010, 05:32

True.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 23 May 2010, 05:42

incredible....

poor hard-on bearer

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 23 May 2010, 05:44

Inspiring story though.

Such courage.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 23 May 2010, 19:46

[quote name="nell's tits"]No, that's not true. However, my grandpa was diagnosed with throat cancer when he was 45, and he told the doctors he didn't believe it and he never went back...and of course lived to be 73 years old. mabe the doctors were wrong though.[/quote]

captain twat. IV. · Post by **captain twat. IV.** » 24 May 2010, 16:33

Ronnie James Dio: Baptist Church To Picket Public Memorial Service

According to the official web site of the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) — an independent Baptist church and hate group known for its hatred of homosexuals and its protest activities (which include picketing funerals) — WBC is planning on picketing Ronnie James Dio's public memorial service on Sunday, May 30 at 2:00 p.m. at The Hall Of Liberty located at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills, 6300 Forest Lawn Drive, Los Angeles, California.

What will presumably one of WBC's standard "peaceful sidewalk demonstrations" is meant to "remind you who worship that old Serpent, Satan, that your time is very short," according to a post on the "Upcoming Picket Schedule" page of the web site. The post continues, "You know 67 year old, Satan-worshiping (or at least one of their enablers) Ronnie James Dio (of showing his devil horns to the world each time he goes in public) Black Sabbath fame is dead, right? We'll be there! Just because the chances of any of God's elect being amongst this group of heavy metal sycophants is slim to none does not mean they should not get some good words."

The post goes on to say, "Yes, it is true that Ozzy Osbourne did 'accidentally' bite off the head of a bat, but That is the least of their sins (little nasties!), they currently do not do that, but they throw raw meat to the audience and encourage violence of Every Form!"

The WBC web site then proceeds to list "admitted sins of this now dead and in hell pervert: 1) He hates his neighbor(s) starting with Ozzy Osbourne, and continuing down to his pornography star niece Gen Padova! 2) He hates God. Pay especial attention to the fact that he changed his original sir name from Padova to Dio, which means God in Italian. 3) Ronnie the simpleton enabled, and encouraged Sorceries: everything he was about including the little finger horn thing (he got this from his mother which is an incantation to ward off the 'evil eye') to the drugs, bloody raw meat and his fellowship with those pentagon necklace wearing freakish band members."

The post concludes: "Yes, Ronnie James Padova (Not Dio) is currently residing in hell. When all those who worship him and his false gods meet him in hell it will be just like this: Isaiah 2:12 For the day of the LORD of hosts shall be upon every one that is proud and lofty, and upon every one that is lifted up; and he shall be brought low: Isaiah 14:11 Thy pomp is brought down to the grave, and the noise of thy viols: the worm is spread under thee, and the worms cover thee. Praise God all ye, His people. The Great Day of the Lord draws nigh. Amen!"

According to CNN.com, the members of the Topeka, Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church filed a legal brief with the high court last year indicating that they "believe it is their duty to protest and picket at certain events, including funerals, to promote their religious message: 'That God's promise of love and heaven for those who obey him in this life is counterbalanced by God's wrath and hell for those who do not obey him.'"

The congregation is made up mostly of pastor Fred Phelps and his family. The pastor has 13 children, and at least 54 grandchildren and 7 great-grandchildren. He described himself as an "old-time" gospel preacher in a CNN interview in 2006, saying, "You can't preach the Bible without preaching the hatred of God."

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 24 May 2010, 18:17

...

Oh but those atheists are the offensive and insensitive ones. They should respect other people's faith!

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 24 May 2010, 22:18

[quote name="Lavabug"]...

Oh but those atheists are the offensive and insensitive ones. They should respect other people's faith![/quote]

Westboro Baptist Church are a shit steamier than most religious piles. I'll mock religion, loudly proclaim my reasoned views, and be a proponent of reality, but I will not picket someone's funeral. That's disrespectful and it's very much in vein with what WBC does quite often.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 24 May 2010, 23:00

[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="Lavabug"]...

Oh but those atheists are the offensive and insensitive ones. They should respect other people's faith![/quote]

Westboro Baptist Church are a shit steamier than most religious piles. I'll mock religion, loudly proclaim my reasoned views, and be a proponent of reality, but I will not picket someone's funeral. That's disrespectful and it's very much in vein with what WBC does quite often.[/quote]

I was kinda hinting at the quarrel a few posts back with TamTam, where he insinuated saying an afterlife didn't exist was being disrespectful.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 24 May 2010, 23:02

[quote name="Lavabug"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="Lavabug"]...

Oh but those atheists are the offensive and insensitive ones. They should respect other people's faith![/quote]

Westboro Baptist Church are a shit steamier than most religious piles. I'll mock religion, loudly proclaim my reasoned views, and be a proponent of reality, but I will not picket someone's funeral. That's disrespectful and it's very much in vein with what WBC does quite often.[/quote]

I was kinda hinting at the quarrel a few posts back with TamTam, where he insinuated saying an afterlife didn't exist was being disrespectful.[/quote]

Yeah, I caught that.