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I've turned into a fat fuck

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This time last year, I was almost 140 lbs (64 kg). Clothes fit me perfectly. Now after getting remarried, I added 20 lbs more (9 kg). It's a struggle to put on trousers and shirts now.

Really disgusted with myself.
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how tall are you? if I weighed 160 lbs i'd be a fucking stick figure.

ngl, I could stand to loose some weight myself - my ideal weight is probably around 175/180lbs
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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you filthy fatty imran, i can just imagine how many kgs of oil from your wife's curries have gone through your system to put on that 9kg, maybe like 30kg of edible oil in total, more than you could lift with one hand anyway. think about that the next time you sit down to a big plate. cut down on the rice too. and the american food, that will only make you fat also. actually just stop eating full stop

i also could lose some weight, but it ain't happening any time soon :redneck:
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we are all getting older and fatter
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reclaim the mantle of ironman and get your ass in the gym brother
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Quit being a PUSSY imran and bring back the fucking IRONMAN
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zim wrote:
17 Oct 2025, 05:00
we are all getting older and fatter
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Mesarthim wrote:
16 Oct 2025, 10:10
how tall are you? if I weighed 160 lbs i'd be a fucking stick figure.
I'm 5'7
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Your BMI is

24.9
Normal

Congratulations! Your healthy weight is well worth the effort. It reduces your risk of serious health conditions, including high blood pressure, heart disease, stroke, and diabetes.
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i have maintained my weight of 230 almost all year consistently, i am 6'2 so i don't really look overweight but i am. would love to get down to like 200 but it feels impossible :homework:
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time to start counting macros and hit the mf gym
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i always give in to the hunger, i have no discipline
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konjac noodles are where it's at :idea:
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meth :judge:
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once you get your diet right, the hunger goes away. there is nothing to give in to!
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im fat too now, fuck my life
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Weighed myself today - I need to lose about 15 lbs lol

:toomuchcheesesandbeer:
rhino wrote:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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Mesarthim wrote:
19 Oct 2025, 04:15
Weighed myself today - I need to lose about 15 lbs lol

:toomuchcheesesandbeer:
How's the foot doing?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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User wrote:
18 Oct 2025, 10:32
konjac noodles are where it's at :idea:
This konjac is an excellent low cal high volume food. Brothy high protein or fiber soups are good too.

Ive lost 50 pounds so far still got a ways to go

Protein, fiber and fat every meal to keep hunger away you naturally decrease serving sizes too.

Keep high volume foods like melon or apples around this helps a lot too plus you get water in which helps with hunger as well.
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I did my first exercise in almost 3 years yesterday, at home. I feel sore all over. I'll try to ramp this up for another two weeks and then join a gym to keep it regular.
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Mesarthim wrote:
19 Oct 2025, 04:15
Weighed myself today - I need to lose about 15 lbs lol

:toomuchcheesesandbeer:
You better get on that
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jawn galliano wrote:
18 Oct 2025, 20:43
once you get your diet right, the hunger goes away. there is nothing to give in to!
This is the hardest part for sure.
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It's a after a long layoff you realize how fit you were
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Grudge wrote:
20 Oct 2025, 20:21
jawn galliano wrote:
18 Oct 2025, 20:43
once you get your diet right, the hunger goes away. there is nothing to give in to!
This is the hardest part for sure.
i'm kinda lucky in that i have a high tolerance for repetition, so once i got the basics dialed in its been pretty easy to maintain. the biggest challenge is in finding ways to keep chicken+grains+greens interesting from week to week, since dinner is the only meal of the day where i really have variation

it is definitely more boring than when i was able to be more freewheeling about my daily menus, but bodily-speaking i feel so much better now that i don't mind
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right now all i do is play badminton once a week and do push ups, i need to start running again
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
19 Oct 2025, 04:41
Mesarthim wrote:
19 Oct 2025, 04:15
Weighed myself today - I need to lose about 15 lbs lol

:toomuchcheesesandbeer:
How's the foot doing?

still broken. feeling aches and pains elsewhere on my feet and legs from having to compensate while walking.... I will definitely be doing some lower body work outs as soon as I can.
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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06 Aug 2021, 04:32
i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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I must have missed this, but what the fuck did you do?
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Ryeknow2 wrote:
22 Oct 2025, 07:43
I must have missed this, but what the fuck did you do?
broke my foot in the Alestorm mosh pit about a month ago :santa:
rhino wrote:
20 Dec 2020, 07:48
I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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06 Aug 2021, 04:32
i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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:o :oldryan:
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Driving with an injured foot is not a pleasant thing, even more so if you drive a manual transmission :oldryan:
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i have had the skoda for one year now but slowling letting it go... planning to give it to my sister when she is old enough, so in 3.5 years' time, already saving and planning for the next car. i want a sedan this time, the whole compact SUV thing is fine and comes in handy sometimes but i'm getting over the SUVification of australian roads. also now the skoda has the first ding, tiny mark above the back right rear tyre from exiting the garage without full attention, so it's no longer pristine. might as well be a 20yr old 300,000 mile + car now
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Grudge wrote:
18 Oct 2025, 03:21
I'm 5'7
This makes so much sense.
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imran is short but he has powerful thighs
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Abzu wrote:
13 Nov 2025, 04:35
Grudge wrote:
18 Oct 2025, 03:21
I'm 5'7
This makes so much sense.
What, that I've got napoleon complex or something?
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Grudge wrote:
13 Nov 2025, 21:10
Abzu wrote:
13 Nov 2025, 04:35
Grudge wrote:
18 Oct 2025, 03:21
I'm 5'7
This makes so much sense.
What, that I've got napoleon complex or something?
I will never not enjoy talking shit to you, but after all these years I have to give you a couple nods. Years ago I disagreed with you adamantly about communism and Palestinian liberation, and now I have to say you were right. Capitalism can eat my ass. The older I get, the further left I go. (All the sociological theory courses probably had something to do with it also.) And fuck Israel.
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the irony is that imran is a hardcore capitalist hack these days
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User wrote:
14 Nov 2025, 09:52
the irony is that imran is a hardcore capitalist hack these days

That's obviously not true. I'm not poor, and have a middle-class lifestyle but that doesn't make me a capitalist. You have to be an employer of wage workers to be one, or at the very least ideologically espouse their philosophy to fall into that category.
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Abzu wrote:
14 Nov 2025, 04:35
Grudge wrote:
13 Nov 2025, 21:10
Abzu wrote:
13 Nov 2025, 04:35
Grudge wrote:
18 Oct 2025, 03:21
I'm 5'7
This makes so much sense.
What, that I've got napoleon complex or something?
I will never not enjoy talking shit to you, but after all these years I have to give you a couple nods. Years ago I disagreed with you adamantly about communism and Palestinian liberation, and now I have to say you were right. Capitalism can eat my ass. The older I get, the further left I go. (All the sociological theory courses probably had something to do with it also.) And fuck Israel.
I don't remember much of the disagreements. Ofcourse when I was first discovering things I was a more vocal advocate. I've mellowed down and don't talk about those things here much nowadays. I appreciate though that you've gone through your evolution, and a lot of people on the board now tend to lean towards similar views because of their own life experiences.
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