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so what do i talk about

the world is funny and i am nearly 40
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we can always talk about sard
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I also had several beers last night but sleep grabbed me before I could adventure here.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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old drunk ass
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zim wrote:
20 Feb 2025, 22:05
old drunk ass
Correct. 40 and woke up with a sore hip.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i think i was targeting luke but basically a blanket statement at this point, i am only 5 years away from 40 :homework:
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My younger kid just turned 10 and the oldest is 13 next month. My old ass is old :homework:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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only post when drunk :santa:
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Also now getting old
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Also now getting old
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still old but not drunk, only six beers since 5 p.m. and now it's 12:30 a.m
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I’m high as shit in this period
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you still drunk luke
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You assume he's ever sober
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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he is munk on the drabb :hard-on bearer:
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i had two beers and visited the mabb last night

i am less drunk now than i was then. and in both cases, certainly far less drunk than luke
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i was here and you were not here

you had more than two beers, blacked out, and dreamed – dreamt – of the mabb
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i do dream periodically now, but rarely if ever of the mabb
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stormy doesn't love us :tear:
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we'll get there someday i'm sure, the ol' unconscious just has a few decades worth of material to sift through
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love, eventually
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all in good time :idea:
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postmortem
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jawn galliano wrote:
08 Mar 2025, 21:13
i had two beers and visited the mabb last night

i am less drunk now than i was then. and in both cases, certainly far less drunk than luke
I had beers and mabb too. Mine was more than 2 but less than Luke.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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good times
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i started drinking early today as I feel live sports is a good excuse !
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deckard wrote:
09 Mar 2025, 00:10
i started drinking early today as I feel live sports is a good excuse !
It absolutely is! Best time of the year is when you've got baseball, football and hockey all going at the same time. Always a game on to make you want to drink.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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yeah ok or just football when they hit the ball with their foot
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i am currently on my first beer of ... how many? 17 cans in the fridge. and i am on the mabb. i like that people can use me as a measuring stick for beer consumption.
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did you drink all 17 cans, if not it does not count and you must start again from the beginning
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i drank 10 cans :santa:
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that's a lotta cans, what kind was it
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just a local pale ale

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did you stomp them
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my fellating lover is the production manager and would not appreciate them being stomped

also in my state i get 10c if i bring the can to the recycling facility so i keep them all then cash them in then buy more beer
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I had beers last night but did not mabb
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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neglect
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So, mabb is Splinters bit on the side?
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leading the rats :idea:
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Mousers :bulb:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Luke do you ever want children?
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Also condolences and sympathies on the widespread damage caused to your wife's homeland
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yeah i would have kids if it happened, my wife just had surgery on her ovaries though so won't be on the cards for at least six months

earthquake bad
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on this rare occasion, i am drunk and on the mabb
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i don't have much to say other than that i laughed at a picture of a dog for like 5 minutes
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half of cannibal corpses riffs sound like circus tunes
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i miss the activity on the forum but i guess that's just how things are now. no more mystery about our favorite band and being an adult kind of sucks sometimes a lot of the times. i miss going to the movie rental store looking for crap. no more mystery. we'll all forget how to think soon when we won't need to, it'll be subscription based.
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