Hands-free pissing in the backyard

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Grudge
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Hands-free pissing in the backyard

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I can't believe I never thought about this until recently. This whole time I've had the house, it never occurred to me that I had the luxury of going into the backyard and pissing hands-free while enjoying the early afternoon sunshine. I'm also saving on water bill this way. I do the Don Logan pose from Sexy Beast while doing this. I got to tell ya, this feels liberating.

Anyone else done this?


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we've all done this
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channelling your inner unhinged ben kingsley, fabulous work
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zim wrote:
14 Jan 2025, 00:58
we've all done this
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
14 Jan 2025, 03:25
zim wrote:
14 Jan 2025, 00:58
we've all done this
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Of course this was going to be about Sexy Beast.
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the other day i woke up in bed, and was too lazy to go to the bathroom, so i drank the water in my cup, pissed in my cup, opened the gay man's telescope, and poured the piss on the grass, then went back to sleep
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:idea:
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i guess i could have just pissed out the open gay man's telescope but it would have been much more chaotic
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User wrote:
16 Jan 2025, 20:59
i guess i could have just pissed out the open gay man's telescope but it would have been much more chaotic
this is eerily similar to pushing one's dick out the gay man's telescope and waiting like a fisherman
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