new years resolutions are a fuck

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new years resolutions are a fuck

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:judge:

but i would like things to be better
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yeah they are but i'm still gonna work on improving my life this year, in various ways and such
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I think goals are good but new years specific arent necessary
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yeah, i think it just carries a certain symbolic potency that can be useful. for me anyway, it's just very convenient timing that happens to coincide with a period of intense change and growth potential so i'm attempting to embrace that

i woke up this morning intending to go catch the sunrise at the lake but it was cloudy and raining and there was no sun at all. but i still went out anyway!
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I'm replacing beer and wine with juice. Well at home, I will be an out of house drinker
I will have long spells without pc, it's amazing how much longer your days feel
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jawn galliano wrote:
02 Jan 2025, 02:07
yeah, i think it just carries a certain symbolic potency that can be useful. for me anyway, it's just very convenient timing that happens to coincide with a period of intense change and growth potential so i'm attempting to embrace that

i woke up this morning intending to go catch the sunrise at the lake but it was cloudy and raining and there was no sun at all. but i still went out anyway!
Did you try screaming at the clouds to fuck off?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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no i just gave them a big thumbs down and captured it with my silly little phone camera
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Maybe you should try screaming at them to fuck off next time. You know for like science stuff or whatever.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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to lose 5kg :santa:

pretty simple one this year
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one must resolve to lose it but also to never find it again :idea:
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losing weight :xx:
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only thing I want to do this year is more traveling that's not business related. my wife and I are a couple of DINKs so ain't no reason we can't. just gotta actually plan some shit out. Japan is looking very, very likely.
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just do it dinker lumbercino, you will not regret
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i am coming out swinging in this bitch, feeling great about my 2025 progress so far. i hope everyone is on their way to a fulfilling year
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peace is imminent, he is out in three days. i am going to have my life back and that is very exciting
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Fuck yes. :xx:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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jawn galliano wrote:
12 Jan 2025, 08:48
peace is imminent, he is out in three days. i am going to have my life back and that is very exciting
About time the universe gave you a break
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without a doubt the worst person i have ever encountered and it's not close. he mentioned yesterday that 'i hope we're on good terms when i leave.' bro, you didn't shower for two months and needed multiple lessons on what a trash can is and does. do not ever contact me again

i am very, very psyched for tuesday evening
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