drinking a can of beer with two hands

[User]

on a scale of weirdness from 1 to 10, how weird is this action

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

How hammered is the drinker?

[User]

stone cold sober, first drink of the night after knock off

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

8 - Asuming there's no other medical issues requiring it.

9 - Drinking a beer with a straw

10 - The above 2 combined

[brandonfromohio]

Trey does this. While driving.

[brandonfromohio]

How hammered is the drinker?

How professional is the drinker?

[slugbait]

Tiny hands?

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

How hammered is the drinker?

How professional is the drinker?

That's the same question

[zim]

why aren't we assuming the beer is huge

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Unless it's a full keg it's one handed

[zim]

what about those mini-kegs

[jawn galliano]

acceptable if the drinker has tiny hands and its one of those novelty sized cans of like fosters or something

highly suspect otherwise, that's a baseline 7 i think