Help me get remarried you fuckers

[Grudge]

Any single women out there in your network who are in similar circumstances but no kids, tell them you know a brown dude down in Dallas, has his own house, financially secure and is not a conservative shit head. I don't care what part of the world they might be in. I'll handle their immigration and get them set up well too on education, job, whatever they want. Whether she's in fucking B.urma or some backwoods shithole in Virginia I'll be up for it.

Set me up on dates you fucks.

[Mesarthim]

Dating apps seem like they would be the way to go. Or go hang out in classy/hip bars and don’t be a creep.

[Ryeknow]

You don't need to get married you just need to get laid

[Mesarthim]

Also, move the fuck out of Texas

[Grudge]

Also, move the fuck out of Texas

That's about as stupid a thing to say as saying move out of Maryland because all of it is like the drug infested corners of Baltimore.

Texas is not one homogenous zone. Not every city in Texas is an oil town with cowboys and guns. I live in Dallas, a metroplex with a very diverse population that voted for Beto, a democrat for the Senate. Infact in 2018 Ted Cruz won only by 2.6% over Beto in that election. Also, there's no income tax, it's a solid economy, and in case you didn't read the first line I wrote, I own a house here.

So no, I'm not moving the fuck out of Texas. You move the fuck out out of where ever you live.

[Grudge]

You don't need to get married you just need to get laid

Nah I'm not going to fool around like that. I'm past that age.

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Also, move the fuck out of Texas

That's about as stupid a thing to say as saying move out of Maryland because all of it is like the drug infested corners of Baltimore.

Texas is not one homogenous zone. Not every city in Texas is an oil town with cowboys and guns. I live in Dallas, a metroplex with a very diverse population that voted for Beto, a democrat for the Senate. Infact in 2018 Ted Cruz won only by 2.6% over Beto in that election. Also, there's no income tax, it's a solid economy, and in case you didn't read the first line I wrote, I own a house here.

So no, I'm not moving the fuck out of Texas. You move the fuck out out of where ever you live.

Why the fuck is baltimore catching shit?

[Grudge]

It shouldn't. I'm just saying don't paint everything with one brush, and it seems you agree.

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

It wasn't even me that posted it in the first place.

Don't be shooting no stray shots at the city that reads

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This thread

[Noyka]

Is mabb tinder now?

[shadowalk]

mabb can be anything

[zim]

why do you want to be married so bad

[User]

imran you did not mention one positive thing about being married when you were actually married, why do you want to remarry

[Grudge]

Despite the problems I went through, I enjoy companionship, and I suspect that there is someone out there somewhere who I will have a much easier time with than before. I also think I'm long over due to be a dad.

[Ninny]

That last one is a good reason

[bills bro]

do you have any interests that might make you... interesting?

[Ryeknow]

[Grudge]

That's from Mad TV right? Those were funny.