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buying a house round fucking #4

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my offer was accepted out of 6 others :krinor: scheduling inspection and crap tomorrow. i didn't see anything show stopping on my walk through, i've learned a lot about what to look for so i'm not wasting my time like i did previously. WE'LL FUCKIN' SEE :hmph:
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looks like a possibility :xx:

mabb meet up at zim's new house, i like the look of smoked meats out of that garage
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That’s a nice house - looks like fairly large property too!
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Good luck zim :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Fourth time's a charm?
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slugbait wrote:
15 Apr 2024, 18:28
Fourth time's a charm?
i tried to buy a house in february but it had like 8 offers so i didn't actually get under contract so this is really the third time :redneck:

got my inspection scheduled for friday with the same hard-on bearer who saved me on the previous houses. as long as the place isn't about to fall down or something i think this may be the one. suddenly feeling scared about it :oldryan:
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That is a perfectly normal response when making this kind of purchase
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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fear for your life and future credit history
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feeling a weird combo of stressed, depressed, and scared this week. i still need to wait on the inspection but i feel like this one might work out which means big changes on the horizon. i am ready to move on from my current situation but the shift will be weird. been in this stupid apartment for 10 years now :oldryan:
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maybe the apartment will refuse to let you go
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zim wrote:
17 Apr 2024, 14:43
feeling a weird combo of stressed, depressed, and scared this week. i still need to wait on the inspection but i feel like this one might work out which means big changes on the horizon. i am ready to move on from my current situation but the shift will be weird. been in this stupid apartment for 10 years now :oldryan:
ten years in the same stupid building gang

i am glad one of us is finally getting out :xx:
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zim wrote:
17 Apr 2024, 14:43
feeling a weird combo of stressed, depressed, and scared this week. i still need to wait on the inspection but i feel like this one might work out which means big changes on the horizon. i am ready to move on from my current situation but the shift will be weird. been in this stupid apartment for 10 years now :oldryan:
Those feelings are all natural, considering the circumstances. A house is probably the single largest purchase a person(s) can make.

Hopefully you get this one :santa:
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jawn galliano wrote:
17 Apr 2024, 18:31
zim wrote:
17 Apr 2024, 14:43
feeling a weird combo of stressed, depressed, and scared this week. i still need to wait on the inspection but i feel like this one might work out which means big changes on the horizon. i am ready to move on from my current situation but the shift will be weird. been in this stupid apartment for 10 years now :oldryan:
ten years in the same stupid building gang

i am glad one of us is finally getting out :xx:
I've been in my house for 13 :suss:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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As an adult I’ve never lived anywhere longer than 5 years.

Same area sure, but never the same place.
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44 years for I.
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That's a long time to live in Oklahoma.
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the longest i have lived in the same house was 5 years when i was aged 14-18

mabb years :xx:
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
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That's a long time to live in Oklahoma.
Certainly is.

I need a life haha.
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aaaaaand there's a big fucking foundation issue :wall:
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Easier just to build a new house.
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zim wrote:
27 Apr 2024, 01:32
aaaaaand there's a big fucking foundation issue :wall:
:homework:

Maybe Kentucky is the problem?
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that and i keep looking at 30-40 year old houses :redneck:

the garage in this house has sunk at least 5 inches into the ground and is causing structural issues. there's an active water infiltration issue in the front porch that's causing it as well as leaking/mold in the basement
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That's a big no zim
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Ryeknow wrote:
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That's a big no zim
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zim wrote:
27 Apr 2024, 06:35
that and i keep looking at 30-40 year old houses :redneck:
Sometimes that's just what's in the budget. Mine was built back in 1955, but it had the whole waterproofing thing done before we bought it. So that isn't a concern for me as long as I make sure the sump pumps are clear.
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passed on it today. if i had like an extra 20k in the bank i would have done it but i fear there are some issues we're not even seeing. they wouldn't give me any more time for additional inspections and wouldn't haggle on the price since they had a back up offer. the inspections also had to be done while they were doing an estate sale so there was shit everywhere. this whole process sucked but i learned a lot more from the inspector and what not
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Keep looking. If your realtor is worth their salt they'll find a good place in your budget that isn't falling down. might take a while though. I don't know what it's like in KY but here in MN the housing market doesn't really blow up until late spring / early summer (nobody sells in the winter unless they have to) so hopefully something will pop up for you.
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plenty of affordable houses have popped up but we're being a little picky, looking for something out of town with a little privacy
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