I now got 3 spare bedrooms to rent out

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I now got 3 spare bedrooms to rent out

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Any of you fucks want cheap rent move into Dallas in my 2,800 sqft single story home. Recently built house in a nice neighborhood.

$700 flat-rate for a room all bills included.
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That is low rent, Im sure you will find good tenants at that rate.
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for an all-in price that's actually... cheaper than what i'm paying right now. which is extraordinary
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lets all move in
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Yea so you guys move in with me. My place is new, it's in a good place, and you'll save money. Work remote or switch jobs to move into a better economy and save on that state income tax.
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I know J.osh is all fucked up about his apartment situation right now. Fuck that living all alone shit, that's a recipe for depression. Move in here, get some of that Texan barbecue and hit up a whole new dating scene in a big city, maybe you'll get lucky with another woman here.
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Pics of the house

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damn i need to change my career to whatever imram is doing
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me too
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Imran's rock of love

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based on those house pics, i can now determine imran's address and the best entry points to get into his house undetected and watch him sleep
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I bet that house is in an hoa community.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i can't tell if these are staging pictures or imrans actual house because i'd half expect it to be empty like that
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Those are the rooms for rent.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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That furniture is all there. And yes it's an HOA community. I got bothered by them once about letting too many weeds grow on my lawns, but I fixed that and I've been diligently maintaining them.
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I will never understand the idea of paying a lot of money to let some busy bodies tell me what I can and can't do with my house.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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I think some of your apprehension comes from the horror stories you read about where the busy bodies are breaking and entering. It's not always like that. The assumption is that their contributions (however limited) are towards making sure the community looks nice and orderly so that property values increase. So theoretically, you're paying them some money to maintain order and cleanliness, and your payoff in addition to that is the increase in property values. I pay I think $600 or so a year.
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Also, your annoyance is somewhat misdirected. It's actually the builders who prop up the HOAs and act as the real dictators in those associations. I'm talking about the DR Hortons, the Meritages, the Pultes, and so on. They are the ones responsible for these HOAs getting set up in the first place.
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good luck with your house ads
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a serious question: does your HOA permit subletting? might wanna double check that one if you haven't already!
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I remember reading through their documents and didn't see a problem.
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i look forward to housemate stories from what imran does in the shadows
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whats hoa
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Home owners association
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keeps the undesirables away
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It ain't the HOA that keeps "the undesirables" away, it's the high price for the house.
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The undesirables are the hoas
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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motherfuck an hoa right in the tender spot
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HOAs can die in a fire.
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they never die
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for they are undead
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Mesarthim wrote:
28 Feb 2024, 11:50
HOAs can die in a fire.
You are letting them off too easy
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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The communism is out the door then Erny. And no I'm not jealous :evil:
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I'm going to have to put these rooms up on AirBnB then since I didn't get nothing from FB marketplace and other attempts to get renters.
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good luck with that, airbnb will be a pain the arse

the trick with finding long term renters is knowing your area, knowing the scene, advertising in the right places

there will be FB groups with a lingo that are going to be better than using just straight marketplace, and possibly websites etc. i don't know texas for shit
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you should ask james hetfiled, varg vikernes, and ringo starr to live with you. maybe you guys could fight crime or something
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that is the first good idea in this thread
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huh, wow
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This venture has been a learning experience. For a while I was wondering why I got no business from these ads I was putting up. Someone told me to put beds in each room.

So I took the risk and forked out the cash to put in each room a bed with mattress/topper, a nice chair, side table and cawfee table. Then I reposted the add charging $800 per room. And boom, in two days all rooms got booked and I already have people living with me now. So I'll be making $2,400 per month from this. This is awesome (so far).
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Nice! Now you just have to deal with the new routine. If they're three cool people then it will work out great
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Is there a pool

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There's one across the street outside.
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Grudge wrote:
28 Mar 2024, 00:46
There's one across the street outside.
Put him back before someone else claims it.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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wheres texas
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Mexico's northern neighbor.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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