boom-boxes

[agony bagony]

boxes that go boom

[User]

you had one as a kid right

[jawn galliano]

aint had one of these in close to 30 years. my boxes do not boom

[agony bagony]

get yourself to the boxery

[User]

mark has boxes but they do not go boom

i am picturing 50% moist cardboard boxes being eaten by mice

[agony bagony]

none of those things are explodey

[User]

life does not explode, it rots

[jawn galliano]

slowly

[User]

and then we get to die and it's cool

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

mark has boxes but they do not go boom

i am picturing 50% moist cardboard boxes being eaten by mice

Those fucking mice don't even pay rent

[jawn galliano]

we had a problem with mice in the building i lived in prior to this one, no such issues here however

insects and moths have been an issue in the past owing to my (suddenly-now-former) roommate's inability or unwillingness to live like a civilized adult, however

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

You got the whole place to yourself now?

[jawn galliano]

kinda yeah. dude is still paying for his room for occasional visits but has fucked off to the official city of the chicago cubs on a more-or-less permanent basis. well, i think so anyway - he was busy cleaning (a first) and throwing shit out (also a first) all day yesterday, and he didn't sleep here last night. so i think he might be gone. but i have no clue, didn't speak a word to me all week or mention anything like 'i said i was going to be moving, and now that is happening' or anything about settling his enormous electricity bill debt to me, or if internet access is going to suddenly go away in a week, etc

[User]

sounds like a cool housemate

[jawn galliano]

oh brother i got stories