Grass cuttery 2023

Ryeknow · Post by **Ryeknow** » 04 Apr 2023, 16:30

Have you started, is it time for grass cuttery?

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 04 Apr 2023, 17:03

I put this off as long as possible every single time.

User · Post by **User** » 04 Apr 2023, 18:37

that hard-on bearer has OCD

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 04 Apr 2023, 19:51

kill your lawn

User · Post by **User** » 04 Apr 2023, 20:54

do you reckon it is possible to kill a lawn with the blood of your victims, or would that only make it grow faster

zim · Post by **zim** » 05 Apr 2023, 04:58

i don't think i've mowed grass since 2010

slugbait · Post by **slugbait** » 05 Apr 2023, 05:01

No grass cuttery for the I.

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 05 Apr 2023, 05:19

We are in a 3 days blizzard getting 11-17 inches of snow thru Thursday.

That’s a negative.

slugbait · Post by **slugbait** » 05 Apr 2023, 06:43

Jorsh gonna be getting his shovel on

zim · Post by **zim** » 05 Apr 2023, 07:03

11-17 inches is fuck this shit weather

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 05 Apr 2023, 10:08

they got some unconventional accumulation ranges out in those parts. in new england they'd call that 12-18

User · Post by **User** » 05 Apr 2023, 22:57

i call that BAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 06 Apr 2023, 01:23

no blizzards but still plenty of snow on the ground. I plan on killing what's left of my grass and planting pollinator "bee" lawn.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 14 Apr 2023, 07:19

that's the fucking way lummo

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 14 Apr 2023, 07:27

motherfuck a lawn

zim · Post by **zim** » 14 Apr 2023, 07:54

jawn galliano wrote: ↑
14 Apr 2023, 07:27
motherfuck a lawn

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 14 Apr 2023, 16:23

correct

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 14 Apr 2023, 16:46

I don't care about the lawn. I also don't care enough to kill it off.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 15 Apr 2023, 01:53

letting it go and never cutting it is the second-best solution

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 15 Apr 2023, 01:57

Only thing I care about is soil erosion if it thins out too much. Otherwise, really don’t give a fuck.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 15 Apr 2023, 03:06

plant other things. not grass

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 15 Apr 2023, 04:52

If you live in a grow region where it thrives and really want to piss your neighbors off - plant a Kalanchoe daigremontiana AKA Mother Of Thousands https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalanchoe_daigremontiana
had a next door neighbor in florida who gifted us one when they moved away along with a bunch of other tropical plants - I disposed of this mother fucker as soon as I realized what it was capable of and still found it growing all over the fucking place for the next couple of years.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 16 Apr 2023, 09:56

My backyard has a lot of weeds.

User · Post by **User** » 16 Apr 2023, 18:37

i have paid a dude to cut my lawn since moving into this house 18 months ago

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 16 Apr 2023, 18:59

Gotta do this thing today

User · Post by **User** » 17 Apr 2023, 14:47

i pay the dude US $22 and he cuts all the lawn and trims all the trees and tidies all the leaves

zim · Post by **zim** » 17 Apr 2023, 17:45

yeah but how much AUD

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 17 Apr 2023, 17:50

User wrote: ↑
17 Apr 2023, 14:47
i pay the dude US $22 and he cuts all the lawn and trims all the trees and tidies all the leaves

I would too if that's all it cost me. Last I checked the cheapest I could get was $150 and it was every 2 weeks.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 17 Apr 2023, 19:07

trees aint need trimming

quit that shit

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 17 Apr 2023, 20:50

I don't have trees

User · Post by **User** » 17 Apr 2023, 23:19

happiness and harmony wrote: ↑
17 Apr 2023, 19:07
trees aint need trimming

quit that shit

i have some small trees that grow quick and get in the way of the neighbour, like palm trees and frond bush type things

Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑
17 Apr 2023, 17:50

User wrote: ↑
17 Apr 2023, 14:47
i pay the dude US $22 and he cuts all the lawn and trims all the trees and tidies all the leaves
I would too if that's all it cost me. Last I checked the cheapest I could get was $150 and it was every 2 weeks.

that is fucked. i guess if you average the whole year out it would be every three weeks for me. but yeah labor is cheaper here obviously

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 19 Apr 2023, 19:48

trimming trees creates a multiplicity of wounds and suckers that grow from the points of weakness generated by the trimming and that grow to be much heavier than the original branches would have been

you are generating more work for the tree trimmers and guaranteeing a thinner bank account and also shortening the life of the trees

User · Post by **User** » 19 Apr 2023, 20:04

i don't ask him to do it, he just does it. he was doing it before we moved into the house and i assume he will continue doing it long after we are gone. unless he suffers a debilitating accident. dangerous work. touch wood

zim · Post by **zim** » 19 Apr 2023, 21:56

dusty is passionate about not cutting the trees

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 21 Apr 2023, 22:34

User wrote: ↑
19 Apr 2023, 20:04
i don't ask him to do it, he just does it. he was doing it before we moved into the house and i assume he will continue doing it long after we are gone. unless he suffers a debilitating accident. dangerous work. touch wood

and it's a genuine shame that you can't ask him to stop

deckard · Post by **deckard** » 29 Apr 2023, 04:10

i just want to cut this shit and its alway fucking raining

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 29 Apr 2023, 04:32

deckard wrote: ↑
29 Apr 2023, 04:10
i just want to cut this shit and its alway fucking raining

Come cut mine please so I don't have to

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Apr 2023, 19:01

you hoes all killed your lawns yet or what

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 30 Apr 2023, 19:23

I have done some grass cuttery just now. After 2 weekends of sanding surfaces and doors and painting all of their shit and our wall in the hallway. Next week some color on the walls and then ready for next month's floor shenanigans.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Apr 2023, 22:32

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 30 Apr 2023, 23:05

It’s still winter so no grass cuttery

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 01 May 2023, 01:18

no better time to kill that shit

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 03 May 2023, 04:20

not my lawn, not my problem

deckard · Post by **deckard** » 20 May 2023, 03:25

i cut me grass

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 20 May 2023, 04:06

My shits about a foot high. Probably tomorrow.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 20 May 2023, 04:25

Japanese beetle grubs took care of a good chunk of my yard. Put down some milky spore and some wildflower seeds to fill in the voids

deckard · Post by **deckard** » 18 Jun 2023, 04:57

dead into me garden me nowadays

Dr. Gonzo · Post by **Dr. Gonzo** » 27 Jun 2023, 00:52

Every 3 days and it's time to mow ....again. .. and again

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 17 Jul 2023, 11:59

I bought this bad boy a few weeks ago

User · Post by **User** » 17 Jul 2023, 12:00

and do you treat it right? does it do what you need it to? how does it feel when you slide yourself into it?