you check in to a hotel

[User]

you have to shit and destroy their toilet
you move to the shower

in front of you are two tiny tubes, one says "shower gel", the other says "body foam"

objectively, what is the difference
subjectively, which do you choose

[Mesarthim]

Did you shit in the shower? Is this a rhetorical question?

[User]

it is a question that has lost its immediate relevance, but remains important in other ways

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Both

[zim]

the difference is that one is a foam and the other is a gel

i choose neither and remain filthy

[User]

but the foam comes out of the little bottle as a gel

and the gel froths up into a foam