have you ever taken it up the ass?

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have you ever taken it up the ass?

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No sir.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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señor alberto probably has, because hes euro and wears pink shirts and all that , you know :!:





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i'm drunk and no, no I have never taken it up th eass :santa:
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Who voted yes?
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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there are zero hidden so its not gleeso
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probably tara :santa:
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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also the ex would press my taint with her finger when she jerked me off or sucked my dick. it felt pretty alright
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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if they are lying on top of you then technically it is down the ass
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[quote name="4th and Scunt"]probably tara :santa:[/quote]



I voted no, asshole. :grimsanta: I imagine taking it up the ass would feel like a giant shit going in and out of the butt. Not cool.
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WELL WHO WAS IT THEN
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
[quote name="4th and Scunt"]probably tara :santa:[/quote]



I voted no, asshole. :grimsanta: I imagine taking it up the ass would feel like a giant shit going in and out of the butt. Not cool.[/quote]



i have heard that for chicks it is like sitting on a pine cone



and for guys it is like sitting on a pine cone ... with a prostate
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I love the "not sure" option. :lol: How can one be not sure about a dick going up their ass?
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most of the women ive been with since the age of 15 and have let me defile their buttholes and seriously, most of them liked it. don't knock it before you do it :santa:
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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I have not
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Good for them. Not for me. :grimsanta:
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just you wait :grimb:
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Imma wearing my steel plated undies, brah.
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Getcha butthole pleasures
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Imma wearing my steel plated undies, brah.[/quote]

IMMA FIRING MY LASER



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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Okay now who voted "I'm not sure"? :lol: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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[quote name="4th and Scunt"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Imma wearing my steel plated undies, brah.[/quote]

IMMA FIRING MY LASER



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I was burning my fellating lover's wood and missed the festivities. :homework:
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[quote name="Tam Tam"]I was burning my fellating lover's wood[/quote]
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Yes, tree wood from his yard after the wacky wind storm we had. :santa:
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[quote name="4th and Scunt"] the ex would press my taint with her finger when she sucked my dick. it felt pretty fucking good[/quote]
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[quote name="4th and Scunt"]most of the women ive been with since the age of 15 and have let me defile their buttholes and seriously, most of them liked it. don't knock it before you do it :santa:[/quote]

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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Tam Tam"]I was burning my fellating lover's wood[/quote][/quote]



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fukket and i are long lost brothers :santa:
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Butt brothers :gay:
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Ass to ass. :idea:
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i have never received this



i tried giving with a girlfriend many years ago. she did not like it one bit. that was the end of my anal adventures



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[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Ass to ass. :idea:[/quote]



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:thingy:



I put it in a lady's bunger once. She didn't like it. I did some reading on the subject and it seems like too much preparation is required for full enjoyment so meh
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[quote name="Holocaust"]:thingy:



I put it in a lady's bunger once. She didn't like it. I did some reading on the subject and it seems like too much preparation is required for full enjoyment so meh[/quote]



Another reason why I refuse. At least with regular sex, prepping is pretty easy. :cool:
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I have told this story before, but yes I have buried my sword in the brown stone to comic results.



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User wrote:
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Of course! What a stupid question!
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too bad the poll got deleted :redneck:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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no booty action on the mabb
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Holocaust wrote:
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Butt brothers :gay:
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