a team of hitmen (aka: the hit squad)

[Verbal]

[Verbal]

no word on the motive for this attack

[Noyka]

[User]

i thought you were talking about kyaw moe tun

[Verbal]

whats that

[jawn galliano]

there is a 6 foot shoe monument in tikrit commemorating this. also the hard-on bearer that did it is named muntadher alzaidi and he is on twitter

[Verbal]

what style of shoe would you have thrown at bush, stormy?

[zim]

oh god that's like a 20 part answer

[jawn galliano]

i would never. let's get out there and vote, i say

[Verbal]

:thrower of shoe at bush:

[jawn galliano]

But what if you could vote for what kind of shoe to throw at him?

i believe in the marketplace of ideas. these divisive shoe-throwing antics do nothing to unite the country. if we want to beat george w bush, i say we beat him... on the debate stage, with facts and logic. vote!

[Verbal]

what type of shoes would you throw at each member of the bard?

[Verbal]

i would fashion some kind of sandal out of a pizza slice and a computer cable, and throw it at zim

[Verbal]

although i suck at sports, so it would probably strike whoever is close to zim

[Verbal]

so basically im saying no one will be harmed

[zim]

i would fashion some kind of sandal out of a pizza slice and a computer cable, and throw it at zim

how'd you know i wear sandals

[Verbal]

i didnt. thats why i wanted to give you one

[Verbal]

[jawn galliano]

i would not throw a shoe at a member of the bard because i am nice

[Verbal]

i know. you would throw one because you are not nice

[jawn galliano]

i mean maybe by the time the next bard meetup happens i will no longer be nice. i cannot discount the possibility

[zim]

so you'll be bringing extra shoes just in case some cunt opens their mouth and has an irish accent

[User]

some shoes are less aerodynamic than other shoes

[jawn galliano]

so you'll be bringing extra shoes just in case some cunt opens their mouth and has an irish accent

i've packed 5 pairs of shoes for a 4 day trip. no such thing as extras homie

[Noyka]

Stormy is worse than my cousin….

[jawn galliano]

if it were remotely feasible i would have different breakfast lunch and dinner shoes for every single day of a vacation

[User]

[Noyka]

I only own 7 pairs of shoes….

[bills bro]

that's probably a typical amount of shoes for a person to own?

[User]

i have over twenty pairs of shoes in three different countries

more like forty if you include slippers and flip flops

also my wife is a rooster

[zim]

i have a pair of running shoes, sandals, and dress shoes

[bills bro]

flip flops
birks
new balance
gym shoes 1
gym shoes 2
gym shoes 3
work shoes brown
work shoes black
hiking trainers
hiking boots
mountaineering boots
climbing shoes
old trainers for gardening/DIY
chukkas

that's more than i thought

[User]

nice shoe list, appreesh