why am i awake

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why am i awake

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because i just got finished cleaning myself up after being vomited on by a sick child

and cleaning the child up and putting him back to bed, obviously

that is why :santa:
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I'm up because I just got home from work
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fLI2l49fsQ
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Re: why am i awake

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vomit is the worst. way worse than poo

nick back me up here
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Thousand fucking percent
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Re: why am i awake

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:homework:
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Vomit gets everywhere and soaks in. Way longer clean up process and that smell sticks around even after you wash stuff sometimes :hate:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Re: why am i awake

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i reckon i will be doing some carpet cleaning in a little while here
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avoid mentioning carpet
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Re: why am i awake

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I am not awake
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