You know what's fucking stupid?

[scunt.]

My fellating lover is a fucking bitch who got butthurt to the max because I was singing along to his stupid fucking omar rodriguez whatever the fuck. So he tells me to stop making fun of his music, which in all honesty I really wasn't. If anything I was actually enjoying it slightly. But anyways, he starts yelling at me and then while we are driving he shoves me and is acting like a salad bar to the max. And by this point, I'm ready to just strike the splendid mate of mine, because this is the second time within a week he has got physical with me over the tiniest shit. But no, i take the higher road and just get out of his car at the stoplight. Oh yeah, all this confrontation happened at a busy intersection in the middle of town. But I digress. After I get out of his car, I kick it shut and just turn and start walking back towards my house. Well anyways, I'm walking for about five minutes, stewing over what just happened, when he drives by and says "you think it's okay to dent and scratch my door? wait until you see what I do to your car." and then speeds off. So I'm like "wtf lol, my car is in the garage" so I wasn't too worried about it, but nevertheless am still pissed. But, another 10 or 15 minutes goes by and he drives up again and says "better go check your front right tire." And it's at this point where I fucking lost it. I just turn around and start walking towards his car, screaming at him to get out and fucking settle this with me like a man. But of course, he just rolls his gay man's telescope up as I'm walking towards him and tries to reason or talk or whatever with me through the gay man's telescope. So I start walking off again and he drives up next to me saying shit like "dude i didnt do anything to you car, lets talk about this" and all kinds of pussywillow bullshit. I ended up more or less telling him to fu.ck off, that the world doesn't revolve around him and that he's a fucking moron for thinking I was actually making fun of him. Yeah, that's what all this was about. He got physical with me first, accused me of making fun of him and his fucking omar niggershit, and all this other stupid shit, because I was singing along quitely to myself to his music. Yeah, I really don't give a shit if this post has bad grammar or lack of punctuation. Fuck you.

[scunt.]

oh yeah, he didnt do anything to my car, and the reason he got physical with me about a week ago was because i wouldnt take my arm off of the arm rest. I even moved it over to where he had more than enough room to sit his arm or elbow or dick or whatever shit he wanted to put on there. Fucking tard.

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man]

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[scunt.]

me or him?

[Haunty]

Your fellating lover, obviously.

[scunt.]

It's just a shitty situation. He also said he's going to file a complaint on me for damaging his car. I got a look at it after I kicked it shut and when he pulled up and it didn't look that bad. Erica should inform me on whether or not I have anything to worry about, as I really don't want this to affect my army career.

[Verbal]

[quote name="Chaohinon"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline ... y_disorder[/quote]



Weird.



I have an exam on this in a few hours.

[Teresa]

kick his ass, c bass.

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

Your "fellating lover" is a fucktard.

[Charles Bronson]

Sounds like he is no fellating lover at all.

[Abzu]

Sounds like my ex. I should go kick her car.

[jawn galliano]

dog*

[Haunty]

[quote name="abzu"]Sounds like my ex. I should go kick her.[/quote]



Fixed.

[Abzu]

both

[Grudge]

kick her car, her dog and her ass

[Abzu]

She doesn't have a dog. What should be kicked in its place?

[Grudge]

kick her twice then.

[Abzu]

Good call. Thank you Imran.

[Grudge]

GIve her a spinning pile driver with that extra stored move and then when your fury meter fills up, finish up with a super special 40 hit combo



And after that, kick her fridge on your way out.

[Abzu]

up up down down left right b a start

[zim]

while holding L1 & R1 up, down, X,O,O, R2, down, down, up, down, X



goddamn i hated the confusing codes.

[Grudge]

give your ex the Kano canon ball



move 360 degrees

[Abzu]

[scunt.]

cheat codes :looe:

[Grudge]

b.all is brewed

[zim]

ball

[Grudge]

How do you feel now that you have fallen into the trap

[zim]

you talkin' to me?



I said are you talking to me?



well I don't see anyone else around so who the fuck are you talking to?

[Grudge]

It has come to my notice that you think I have no humor or soul. Why is that? Are you sure it's not your own attitude that constricts your anus?

[zim]

I'm having difficulty expressing my bottled up anger lately. Normally I would release it by yelling at my computer games, but my hard drive turned into a big metal paper weight. In conclusion I feel obligated to make false allegations against board members.



You sir, are a nut bar.

[TamPron]

I prefer reese's or gummy candy