Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

zim · Post by **zim** » 27 Apr 2009, 14:15

I would consider Paul Mazurkiewicz the "Lars" drummer of death metal. This hard-on bearer gets tired when he is doing basic DM beats and uses two foot blasting for slow blasts!

Not saying I don't like him, he could just be a little more interesting.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 27 Apr 2009, 14:22

CC needs a new drummer*

period.

I hate to say this but their music could be 10 times as interesting with more diverse drumming.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 27 Apr 2009, 14:47

eggs-actly

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 27 Apr 2009, 15:05

i would say larry

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 27 Apr 2009, 15:35

Flo too, he sucks.

zim · Post by **zim** » 27 Apr 2009, 15:36

wasn't expecting flo.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 27 Apr 2009, 15:55

sure he's fast and probably a good drummer, but what he does... sucks!

very inconsistent too.

zim · Post by **zim** » 27 Apr 2009, 16:20

Lars is such a ridiculous drummer. He gets so tired from simplistic beats. Not to mention he would have a heart attack if he attempted a real 100% version of Dyers Eve.

OJ8 · Post by **OJ8** » 27 Apr 2009, 16:37

And it still makes me wonder what made them as big as they are... Bands like Megadeth, Testament, Forbidden and such are way better than Metallica in everything they do.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 27 Apr 2009, 17:04

Megadeth

Testament

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 27 Apr 2009, 17:11

[quote name="Void"]Megadeth

[/quote]

this

and i consider Paul to be a much much less interesting drummer than Lars...

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 27 Apr 2009, 17:17

[quote name="OJ8"]And it still makes me wonder what made them as big as they are... Bands like Megadeth, Testament, Forbidden and such are way better than Metallica in everything they do.[/quote]

the manager the hooked up with. Bernstein.

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 27 Apr 2009, 17:17

[quote name="Void"]Testament

[/quote]

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 27 Apr 2009, 17:30

Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 27 Apr 2009, 17:44

[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]

wrong

OJ8 · Post by **OJ8** » 27 Apr 2009, 17:45

Seriously, why do you frown upon Megadeth? Their songs are a hundred times more complex, original and intelligent than those of most thrash metal bands. I understand that Chuck is a better singer than Dave, but no other voice would fit Megadeth better. The driving forces behind both bands, Dave and Eric, are both awesome guitarists and composers but the main difference between those two is that Dave always did whatever he wanted to do, while Testament has always seem to follow the trend; if I didn't like them as much as I do, I'd say their next album will be a fucking metalcore album. I like both bands waaaaaay more than any others but Megadeth always comes first for me, they just can't be touched in terms of originality and attitude.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 27 Apr 2009, 20:38

yeah, i'm gonna have to agree about Paul. he can't keep up when I've seen them live.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 27 Apr 2009, 21:41

OJ8, I understand your point of view.

But on a personal level, I just don't like Megadeth.

OJ8 · Post by **OJ8** » 27 Apr 2009, 21:53

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 27 Apr 2009, 23:22

[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]

Quit throwing shit on the fire H!

Paul from CC said that the reason he dumbs things down is to let the riffs shine through unhindered - gay.

zim · Post by **zim** » 28 Apr 2009, 00:43

[quote name="MorbidAngle"]Paul from CC said that the reason he dumbs things down is to let the riffs shine through unhindered - gay.[/quote]

he is full of shit for saying that.

OJ8 · Post by **OJ8** » 28 Apr 2009, 03:05

SKINNER!

Correct answer:

Megadeth

Testament

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 28 Apr 2009, 06:52

glen benton

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 28 Apr 2009, 07:12

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]

wrong[/quote]

Did I say I think Lars sucks? No, because he's a solid drummer who has a distinctive ability to play in the pocket. Napalm Death, likewise, are not flailing around with lots of extra noodly talent, but what they attempt, they do better than most.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 28 Apr 2009, 07:15

[quote name="cat hallucination"]glen benton[/quote]

Steve Asheim.

OJ8 · Post by **OJ8** » 28 Apr 2009, 07:19

Steve is a fucking great drummer

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 28 Apr 2009, 07:21

[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]

Fuck you.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 28 Apr 2009, 07:33

[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="dog hallucination"]glen benton[/quote]

Steve Asheim.[/quote]

steve ashein is indeed an awesome drummer, in fact from what i've heard, he's one of my favorites of any genre, and certainly my favorite in death metal.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 28 Apr 2009, 07:46

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]

Fuck you.[/quote]

Fuck you back for assuming that the Lars Ulrich comparison means I must hate them. I've already explained my reasoning on this.

zim · Post by **zim** » 28 Apr 2009, 07:54

The thread is intended to compare drummers of death metal to Lars.

Basically bad drummers or people who get tired really easily.

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 28 Apr 2009, 08:28

[quote name="zim"]The thread is intended to compare drummers of death metal to Lars.

Basically bad drummers or people who get tired really easily.[/quote]

Exactly, which is why I said "fuck you" to this:

[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]

It doesn't make sense since the thread is about drummers and not entire bands.

[quote name="HbW"]Fuck you back for assuming that the Lars Ulrich comparison means I must hate them. I've already explained my reasoning on this.[/quote]

And your reasoning makes no sense at all whatsoever.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 28 Apr 2009, 09:32

every time I see the word Flo, I must watch this:

[youtube]xdZTl6mFTAk[/youtube]

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 28 Apr 2009, 09:40

plus what Shitty said

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 28 Apr 2009, 12:20

bill steer

zim · Post by **zim** » 28 Apr 2009, 12:45

drummers goddamnit. not guitar gods

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 28 Apr 2009, 12:59

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
[quote name="zim"]The thread is intended to compare drummers of death metal to Lars.

Basically bad drummers or people who get tired really easily.[/quote]

Exactly, which is why I said "fuck you" to this:

[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]

It doesn't make sense since the thread is about drummers and not entire bands.

[quote name="HbW"]Fuck you back for assuming that the Lars Ulrich comparison means I must hate them. I've already explained my reasoning on this.[/quote]

And your reasoning makes no sense at all whatsoever.[/quote]

We seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot.

In the interest of getting along, I'd like to let you buy me a drink.

(But don't think I'll feel obligated to stand around and talk to you just because you paid for my alcohol).

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 29 Apr 2009, 00:33

Maybe...

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 29 Apr 2009, 01:37

[quote name="abzu"]every time I see the word Flo, I must watch this:

[youtube]xdZTl6mFTAk[/youtube][/quote]

what movie is that from?

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 29 Apr 2009, 01:46

Der Untergang

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 29 Apr 2009, 01:48

lemonade

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 29 Apr 2009, 01:54

I don't know what you mean by Lars, but Tom Corn is my favorite drummer period.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 29 Apr 2009, 03:27

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Maybe...[/quote]

"Maybe" ain't going to get you back on my good side.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 29 Apr 2009, 05:05

[quote name="Pentelesh"]Der Untergang[/quote]

sounds intense

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 29 Apr 2009, 06:59

[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Maybe...[/quote]

"Maybe" ain't going to get you back on my good side.

[/quote]

You have a good side?

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 29 Apr 2009, 07:21

Like I said, maybe. I don't like a lot of people. :grimbeard:

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 29 Apr 2009, 07:24

[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Maybe...[/quote]

"Maybe" ain't going to get you back on my good side.

[/quote]

You have a good side?

[/quote]

A huge one.

Mortuary Riot · Post by **Mortuary Riot** » 29 Apr 2009, 08:06

[quote name="Lumbergh"]yeah, i'm gonna have to agree about Paul. he can't keep up when I've seen them live.

[/quote]

Saw em last night he did just fine imo.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 29 Apr 2009, 09:46

[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Maybe...[/quote]

"Maybe" ain't going to get you back on my good side.

[/quote]

You have a good side?

[/quote]

A huge one.

[/quote]

I don't mean your goatse

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 30 Apr 2009, 07:12

Being crude won't get you any closer to stroking my facial hair. Nor I yours.