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Oh woman, no whay how fucking goof this hard-on bearer is and has been, he really has composed some goddamn good classic songs.
Yngwie "the" Malmsteen
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Re: Yngwie "the" Malmsteen
Yngwie motherfucking Malmsteen

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1) feeling
2) speed
3) classical music inside
I can't see anything bad honestly. He was too much criticized. ( but 90% is envy people)
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1) feeling
2) speed
3) classical music inside
I can't see anything bad honestly. He was too much criticized. ( but 90% is envy people)

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There was so many fucking funny bits in that last clip..The crossed eyed hard-on bearer at about 5.40 ftw
People criticize Yngwie because they think he "only plays one scale".They are fucking morons.
People criticize Yngwie because they think he "only plays one scale".They are fucking morons.

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People criticize Yngwie because they think he "only plays one scale".They are fucking morons.[/quote]
this is the point of course
People criticize Yngwie because they think he "only plays one scale".They are fucking morons.[/quote]
this is the point of course

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="Skinfection"]harmonic minor + diminished arpeggios = yngwie
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so much better it hurts my face. he can even emulate fatty egostains style to a t (see: y.r.o.)[/quote]
I dislike his "fun" songs.Curse of the Castle Dragon,now there's a song.
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so much better it hurts my face. he can even emulate fatty egostains style to a t (see: y.r.o.)[/quote]
I dislike his "fun" songs.Curse of the Castle Dragon,now there's a song.

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I think Paul Gilbert is obviously a more well-rounded player. I just can't get past his classic-rock influences and the fact that his tone sounds like hitting a tin can with a wooden spoon.

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Re: Yngwie "the" Malmsteen
[quote name="HbW"]I think Paul Gilbert is obviously a more well-rounded player. I just can't get past his classic-rock influences and the fact that his tone sounds like hitting a tin can with a wooden spoon.[/quote]
Agreed.
He also looks a lot like Marco Minnemann

Agreed.
He also looks a lot like Marco Minnemann

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Re: Yngwie "the" Malmsteen
Yngwie Malmsteen,Paul Gilbert,Steve Vai.........we are talking about really genius people.
I like a lot Yngwie cause I love neoclassical solos and I think he was a big influence for many guitarists. Also Paul Gilbert himself, was a fan of Yngwie, he told in an interview I read, that he was obsessed by Yngwie and he bought only fenders in his youth.
Respect for Yngwie. He is an arrogant person but what the hell, he is a living legend.
I like a lot Yngwie cause I love neoclassical solos and I think he was a big influence for many guitarists. Also Paul Gilbert himself, was a fan of Yngwie, he told in an interview I read, that he was obsessed by Yngwie and he bought only fenders in his youth.
Respect for Yngwie. He is an arrogant person but what the hell, he is a living legend.

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>