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Fan-filmed video footage of vocalist Daniel "Mortuus" Rosten of Swedish black metallers MARDUK flipping a fan who managed to make it to the front of the stage and hug the singer during the band's December 6, 2009 performance at the DNA Lounge in San Francisco, California can be viewed below. Mortuus can be seen grabbing the fan by the head, flipping him over his shoulder and towards the front of the stage. (Note: The incident in question occurs around the 1:16 mark.)



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someone should dimebag him
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wtf was that neccessary for? what a fucking douchebag, karma will get him someday
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well, he didn't need to go that far, but youdon't just wander on stage like an idiot and try to hug someone
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]well, he didn't need to go that far, but youdon't just wander on stage like an idiot and try to hug someone[/quote]

true but the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, the frontman was just a douche, he could have just told him to get off the stage but instead he acted like a total douche.
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true, but you shouldn't take that chance....I would be fucking pissed of some random jackass just wandered on stage and started fucking with me like that. I would probably yell at him first, then grab his dumbass and throw him off stage. If it was a stage diver, or someone in a big goofy costume or something, I probably wouldn't care, as long as they weren't fucking with me.
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It's black metal, dude. You can't fucking hug somebody in black metal! :judge:
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]well, he didn't need to go that far, but youdon't just wander on stage like an idiot and try to hug someone[/quote]

true but the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, the frontman was just a douche, he could have just told him to get off the stage but instead he acted like a total douche.[/quote]



arioch had to make a decision on what to do in the span of about 5 seconds - if you notice he puts his arm around the hard-on bearer (I'm assuming he thought it was a roadie or something) and then he realizes its not a roadie so he tosses him off stage. I'm sure the hard-on bearer landing on the monitor wasn't intentional but it's 2009 and after what happened to dimebag, it's hard to say that he was wrong. especially when security was nowhere to be found.
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[quote name="Tyreese BIGGUMS"]
[quote name="KARMABLADE"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]well, he didn't need to go that far, but youdon't just wander on stage like an idiot and try to hug someone[/quote]

true but the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, the frontman was just a douche, he could have just told him to get off the stage but instead he acted like a total douche.[/quote]



arioch had to make a decision on what to do in the span of about 5 seconds - if you notice he puts his arm around the hard-on bearer (I'm assuming he thought it was a roadie or something) and then he realizes its not a roadie so he tosses him off stage. I'm sure the hard-on bearer landing on the monitor wasn't intentional but it's 2009 and after what happened to dimebag, it's hard to say that he was wrong. especially when security was nowhere to be found.[/quote]



come on man he clearly knew that the hard-on bearer didnt mean any harm and was just a fan, he even waited a little and then all of a sudden threw him, he is a douche and karma will get him some day for that.
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[quote name="KARMABLADE"]
[quote name="Tyreese BIGGUMS"]
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]well, he didn't need to go that far, but youdon't just wander on stage like an idiot and try to hug someone[/quote]

true but the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, the frontman was just a douche, he could have just told him to get off the stage but instead he acted like a total douche.[/quote]



arioch had to make a decision on what to do in the span of about 5 seconds - if you notice he puts his arm around the hard-on bearer (I'm assuming he thought it was a roadie or something) and then he realizes its not a roadie so he tosses him off stage. I'm sure the hard-on bearer landing on the monitor wasn't intentional but it's 2009 and after what happened to dimebag, it's hard to say that he was wrong. especially when security was nowhere to be found.[/quote]



come on man he clearly knew that the hard-on bearer didnt mean any harm and was just a fan, he even waited a little and then all of a sudden threw him, he is a douche and karma will get him some day for that.[/quote]

Despite the fact that I do not think the monitor was intentional (perhaps intent, in speculation, was into the crowd), illustrate at which point you see he clearly knew that.
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ahaha I love how that one security hard-on bearer on the right starts to get up but then realizes his job has been done for him. :phbbt:
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[quote name="KARMABLADE"]
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]well, he didn't need to go that far, but youdon't just wander on stage like an idiot and try to hug someone[/quote]

true but the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, the frontman was just a douche, he could have just told him to get off the stage but instead he acted like a total douche.[/quote]



arioch had to make a decision on what to do in the span of about 5 seconds - if you notice he puts his arm around the hard-on bearer (I'm assuming he thought it was a roadie or something) and then he realizes its not a roadie so he tosses him off stage. I'm sure the hard-on bearer landing on the monitor wasn't intentional but it's 2009 and after what happened to dimebag, it's hard to say that he was wrong. especially when security was nowhere to be found.[/quote]



come on man he clearly knew that the hard-on bearer didnt mean any harm and was just a fan, he even waited a little and then all of a sudden threw him, he is a douche and karma will get him some day for that.[/quote]



how do you know that? how is that clear? arioch puts his arm around him I'm guessing because he thought it was a roadie - he then realized it wasn't and threw him off stage. I don't see how he's wrong here.
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[quote name="Tyreese BIGGUMS"]
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]well, he didn't need to go that far, but youdon't just wander on stage like an idiot and try to hug someone[/quote]

true but the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, the frontman was just a douche, he could have just told him to get off the stage but instead he acted like a total douche.[/quote]



arioch had to make a decision on what to do in the span of about 5 seconds - if you notice he puts his arm around the hard-on bearer (I'm assuming he thought it was a roadie or something) and then he realizes its not a roadie so he tosses him off stage. I'm sure the hard-on bearer landing on the monitor wasn't intentional but it's 2009 and after what happened to dimebag, it's hard to say that he was wrong. especially when security was nowhere to be found.[/quote]



come on man he clearly knew that the hard-on bearer didnt mean any harm and was just a fan, he even waited a little and then all of a sudden threw him, he is a douche and karma will get him some day for that.[/quote]



how do you know that? how is that clear? arioch puts his arm around him I'm guessing because he thought it was a roadie - he then realized it wasn't and threw him off stage. I don't see how he's wrong here.[/quote]



if it is ok with a roadie why not with a FAN of his band? he is straight up a douche, he could have let the hard-on bearer just walk away without harm.
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]well, he didn't need to go that far, but youdon't just wander on stage like an idiot and try to hug someone[/quote]

true but the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, the frontman was just a douche, he could have just told him to get off the stage but instead he acted like a total douche.[/quote]



arioch had to make a decision on what to do in the span of about 5 seconds - if you notice he puts his arm around the hard-on bearer (I'm assuming he thought it was a roadie or something) and then he realizes its not a roadie so he tosses him off stage. I'm sure the hard-on bearer landing on the monitor wasn't intentional but it's 2009 and after what happened to dimebag, it's hard to say that he was wrong. especially when security was nowhere to be found.[/quote]



come on man he clearly knew that the hard-on bearer didnt mean any harm and was just a fan, he even waited a little and then all of a sudden threw him, he is a douche and karma will get him some day for that.[/quote]



how do you know that? how is that clear? arioch puts his arm around him I'm guessing because he thought it was a roadie - he then realized it wasn't and threw him off stage. I don't see how he's wrong here.[/quote]



if it is ok with a roadie why not with a FAN of his band? he is straight up a douche, he could have let the hard-on bearer just walk away without harm.[/quote]

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[quote name="TAM TAM"]well, he didn't need to go that far, but youdon't just wander on stage like an idiot and try to hug someone[/quote]

true but the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, the frontman was just a douche, he could have just told him to get off the stage but instead he acted like a total douche.[/quote]



arioch had to make a decision on what to do in the span of about 5 seconds - if you notice he puts his arm around the hard-on bearer (I'm assuming he thought it was a roadie or something) and then he realizes its not a roadie so he tosses him off stage. I'm sure the hard-on bearer landing on the monitor wasn't intentional but it's 2009 and after what happened to dimebag, it's hard to say that he was wrong. especially when security was nowhere to be found.[/quote]



come on man he clearly knew that the hard-on bearer didnt mean any harm and was just a fan, he even waited a little and then all of a sudden threw him, he is a douche and karma will get him some day for that.[/quote]



how do you know that? how is that clear? arioch puts his arm around him I'm guessing because he thought it was a roadie - he then realized it wasn't and threw him off stage. I don't see how he's wrong here.[/quote]



if it is ok with a roadie why not with a FAN of his band? he is straight up a douche, he could have let the hard-on bearer just walk away without harm.[/quote]



...are you daft? a roadie is an entirely different situation. for example, a roadie could be coming up to tell him that his monitor is fucked up, or the mic cable is fucked up, or whatever. clearly you don't have any idea. what the difference is between "roadie" and "drunk fan."
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"...are you daft? a roadie is an entirely different situation. for example, a roadie could be coming up to tell him that his monitor is fucked up, or the mic cable is fucked up, or whatever. clearly you don't have any idea. what the difference is between "roadie" and "drunk fan"





man it was CLEAR that he knew the hard-on bearer was not a threat as he took his time and surprise attacked him, he is a douche, there isnt anything you can say that can defend his bahaviour. I can understand if the fan ATTACKED him but he didnt, it was a harmless situation, karma will get him one day.
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[quote name="KARMABLADE"]"...are you daft? a roadie is an entirely different situation. for example, a roadie could be coming up to tell him that his monitor is fucked up, or the mic cable is fucked up, or whatever. clearly you don't have any idea. what the difference is between "roadie" and "drunk fan"





man it was CLEAR that he knew the hard-on bearer was not a threat as he took his time and surprise attacked him, he is a douche, there isnt anything you can say that can defend his bahaviour. I can understand if the fan ATTACKED him but he didnt, it was a harmless situation, karma will get him one day.[/quote]

Cause And Effect dictates there will likely be no repercussions. The fan is obviously a fan and may allow his own personal idol worship (or 'well i was a drunk jackass so i deserved it' sentiment) to supersede any inclination to even attempt any feeble legal action and dissuade any sort of retaliatory acts.



Karma, by the way, is an eastern concept that, roughly, states the actions one commits in this life will reflect on what they reincarnate as in the next. There is no proof for reincarnation nor some mystical force causing a man-made sense of justice. Vis-à-vis, karma does not exist.



I would also like to add that it is not very much to just restate your supposed clarity that he knew there was no threat when he realized it was not a member of the overall crew.
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You dont know how that fan will react, maybe he will try to sue him, we ll see. As i said it was a harmless situation but he CHOSE to be a douchebag, plain and simple. As for karma im not saying that it exists 100%, i basically use the word karmablade as for payback and if karma exists then even better.
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I'm sure that incident was far more entertaining than anything those clown-painted pussies played.
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[quote name="Shredlord"]I'm sure that incident was far more entertaining than anything those clown-painted pussies played.[/quote]

black metal is pretty cheesy and lame
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[quote name="KARMABLADE"]"...are you daft? a roadie is an entirely different situation. for example, a roadie could be coming up to tell him that his monitor is fucked up, or the mic cable is fucked up, or whatever. clearly you don't have any idea. what the difference is between "roadie" and "drunk fan"





man it was CLEAR that he knew the hard-on bearer was not a threat as he took his time and surprise attacked him, he is a douche, there isnt anything you can say that can defend his bahaviour. I can understand if the fan ATTACKED him but he didnt, it was a harmless situation, karma will get him one day.[/quote]



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If a random freak jumped on your desk at work and started screaming I LOVE YOU you'd punch him in the nuts.

the stage is the performers territory, if you wanna check it out be prepared to pay the admission fee



I've kicked a dude in the back to get him offstage before. turns out it was a fellating lover too. how we laughed. :fonz:
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]I've kicked a dude in the back to get him offstage before. turns out it was a fellating lover too. how we laughed. :fonz:[/quote]



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[quote name="HbW"]It's black metal, dude. You can't fucking hug somebody in black metal! :judge:[/quote]
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]If a random freak jumped on your desk at work and started screaming I LOVE YOU you'd punch him in the nuts.

the stage is the performers territory, if you wanna check it out be prepared to pay the admission fee



I've kicked a dude in the back to get him offstage before. turns out it was a fellating lover too. how we laughed. :fonz:[/quote]





so it wasnt adam then? as im sure you would have aimed for his head!
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That was awesome



For god's sake, they're a species of band playing some of the heaviest music on earth. They're not a boyband, for fuck's sake. And you want to go give the frontman a big homo hug while he's in the middle of talking to the crowd? You're getting hit, my fellating lover.



I bet the hard-on bearer likes patting random pitbulls as well. Some people have no survival instinct, or clue.



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I saw that aussie hardcore frontman punch someone out cold right between the eyes once because the hard-on bearer got too close to him onstage.

afterwards i asked him about it and he said how so many people have fucked with him in the past if they dont launch themselves back into the crowd they are fair game!

to be honest I perfectly understand and agree.
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[quote name="beandorkio"]That was awesome



For god's sake, they're a species of band playing some of the heaviest music on earth. They're not a boyband, for fuck's sake. And you want to go give the frontman a big homo hug while he's in the middle of talking to the crowd? You're getting hit, my fellating lover.



I bet the hard-on bearer likes patting random pitbulls as well. Some people have no survival instinct, or clue.



Last one was aimed at you, Karmablade.[/quote]

the frontman was a complete DOUCHE and so is anyone who defends him, the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, karma will hopefully get him someday.
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we need some more swedish MABB'ers



i want someone to attend a karmablade gig, get on stage mid-song, and fuck ndmg while someone films, so we can see his reaction.
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[quote name="KARMABLADE"]the frontman was a complete DOUCHE and so is anyone who defends him, the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, karma will hopefully get him someday.[/quote]



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i want someone to attend a karmablade gig, get on stage mid-song, and fuck ndmg while someone films, so we can see his reaction.[/quote]



was that mid song? was he threatening? if anyone would do that i wouldnt overreact like that, ok if the hard-on bearer was ATTACKING me but if he was a friendly fan? no
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[quote name="beandorkio"]
[quote name="KARMABLADE"]the frontman was a complete DOUCHE and so is anyone who defends him, the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, karma will hopefully get him someday.[/quote]



One day you'll play to more than 3 people and then you'll understand[/quote]

that was the first gig and its wasnt 3 people, maybe 40 but the cam was zoomed so only 3 people were visible, regardless what the frontman did was a low move.
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haha imagine if it was brock instead of that hard-on bearer and the sissie black metal frontman tried to do the same to him, that would have been funny, the entire band would get their ass kicked haha
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[quote name="KARMABLADE"]
[quote name="beandorkio"]
[quote name="KARMABLADE"]the frontman was a complete DOUCHE and so is anyone who defends him, the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, karma will hopefully get him someday.[/quote]



One day you'll play to more than 3 people and then you'll understand[/quote]

that was the first gig and its wasnt 3 people, maybe 40 but the cam was zoomed so only 3 people were visible, regardless what the frontman did was a low move.[/quote]



regardless the camera was zoomed in on the 3 people listening
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[quote name="beandorkio"]
[quote name="KARMABLADE"]the frontman was a complete DOUCHE and so is anyone who defends him, the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, karma will hopefully get him someday.[/quote]



One day you'll play to more than 3 people and then you'll understand[/quote]



hey, let's not get delusional here! 3 people?! unless his other father rises up from the dead to get the whole family together, no way he can get 3 dudes together.. unless you count the bar owner :redneck:
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The only way he'll play in front of more than three people is if his bass player falls off the stage
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:lol:
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so it wasnt adam then? as im sure you would have aimed for his head![/quote]



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[quote name="Devy"]The only way he'll play in front of more than three people is if his bass player falls off the stage[/quote]



fucking classic! I'm stealing that!
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="KARMABLADE"]
[quote name="beandorkio"]
[quote name="KARMABLADE"]the frontman was a complete DOUCHE and so is anyone who defends him, the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, karma will hopefully get him someday.[/quote]



One day you'll play to more than 3 people and then you'll understand[/quote]

that was the first gig and its wasnt 3 people, maybe 40 but the cam was zoomed so only 3 people were visible, regardless what the frontman did was a low move.[/quote]



regardless the camera was zoomed in on the 3 people listening[/quote]

i dont care how many people are listening, it could be 1 for all i care, the important thing is to have fun and play the music you like.
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[quote name="Devy"]The only way he'll play in front of more than three people is if his bass player falls off the stage[/quote]

then again we didnt have a bass player, it was just me and the drummer, i almost think its better without bass live since bass drowns all the notes and makes everything muddy most of the time.
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[quote name="KARMABLADE"]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="KARMABLADE"]
[quote name="beandorkio"]
[quote name="KARMABLADE"]the frontman was a complete DOUCHE and so is anyone who defends him, the hard-on bearer was a fan and didnt mean any harm, karma will hopefully get him someday.[/quote]



One day you'll play to more than 3 people and then you'll understand[/quote]

that was the first gig and its wasnt 3 people, maybe 40 but the cam was zoomed so only 3 people were visible, regardless what the frontman did was a low move.[/quote]



regardless the camera was zoomed in on the 3 people listening[/quote]

i dont care how many people are listening, it could be 1 for all i care, the important thing is to have fun and play the music you like.[/quote]



uuh, no. the point is about playing what they like and not having fun. fact
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