and lo, I found the WORST band ever

Talk about the classic Dionysian passion. Post the genres, eras, albums and bands that whammy your bar. Try not to post gloryhole era threads.
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and lo, I found the WORST band ever

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is of course this:



<!-- m -->http://www.myspace.com/alestorm<!-- m -->









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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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god damnit NO! :frown: :fuckoff:



what you meant to post was this:

<!-- w -->www.myspace.com/otep<!-- w -->
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lummo I really hope you're not into that thing :oldryan:



metal/surf/bambini



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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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and what if I am? :greenie:
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ghs ghs ghs :redneck:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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noo no no! you obviously meant this <!-- m -->http://www.myspace.com/laststopchinatown<!-- m -->
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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Alestorm, the worst band ever? are you out of your mind?



They're pirates, for epicness's sake.
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No, I'm pretty sure you guys ment this band: http://www.myspace.com/deinc
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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[quote name="Skinfection"]this isnt about attack attack :huh:[/quote]



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*crab stance*
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alestorm is pretty bad, but nowhere close to being in the 'worst ever' tier



a lot of the other bands mentioned in this thread though :idea:
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keytar :thingy:
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[quote name="Skinfection"]this isnt about attack attack :huh:[/quote]

:huh:
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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nice.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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This seriously trumps everything in this thread in the "shit" department.



[youtube]j4wApmydMko[/youtube]



[youtube]Nw4VctC9Atk[/youtube]



[youtube]eSpIGt1b6RI[/youtube]



Also, i said nice in response to you not posting the video right originally. :santa:
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There is a degree of talent in Attack's music, they're just retarded.



If they focused on writing a decent song instead of being trendy and stupid, they might be tolerable.



The dude i posted is just shit.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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um, that's actually not what i said.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Shit>last stop chinatown>>>>>>alestorm>>>attack attack>>>devastation inc.>>>>Noctural orwhavter that ws>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>otep.
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[quote name="TAM TAM"]This seriously trumps everything in this thread in the "shit" department.

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nah that's just how black metal is.
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except it's death metal.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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thats about as death metal as my anal beard, it goes bzzzzzz...aarrgghhhhhh..bzzzzzzzzz.argghhhh



death metal goes chugga chugga thwap badumdumdumdumdum grrrrrrrrrrr.





jeez..get with the times man
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no seriously, go to the myspace, what he's trying to play is death metal.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Alestorm\m/
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