name famous metal bands you consider fucking gay

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 26 Apr 2009, 02:04

Children of Bodom

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 26 Apr 2009, 02:12

Pantera

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 26 Apr 2009, 02:15

ah yeah, I agree

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 26 Apr 2009, 02:16

Trivium

pure shit

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 26 Apr 2009, 02:18

[quote name="Lavabug"]Pantera[/quote]

+all related side-projects

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 26 Apr 2009, 02:19

CoB are gay indeed

i hate psyopus and any other band that sound like them. disgorge and all the other gurgle fruital death bands

zim · Post by **zim** » 26 Apr 2009, 02:21

i have a fellating lover who is really into psyopus and all that crazy sounding shit

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 26 Apr 2009, 02:21

yay, COB are the classic metal band for girls and pussies. The classic metal band for those who in reality don't like metal.

zim · Post by **zim** » 26 Apr 2009, 02:26

KATAKLYSM

Uros · Post by **Uros** » 26 Apr 2009, 03:27

sonata arctica, behemoth (kinda), pantera, cob, dream theater, megadeth, kataklysm, trivium, metal core,...

Bathsalt Zombie · Post by **Bathsalt Zombie** » 26 Apr 2009, 03:39

trivium

all that remains

Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 26 Apr 2009, 03:51

Pretty much anything that's played on Headbanger's Ball .

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 26 Apr 2009, 05:07

Hate Eternal :mmm:

xpocalypse · Post by **xpocalypse** » 26 Apr 2009, 05:21

the fantasy-like names... Nazgul... Merlin... Gorgoroth... Morgul... gibe me a break

and yeah, Rainbow... this is unbelievably gay and retarded

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 26 Apr 2009, 05:22

Kreator

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 26 Apr 2009, 05:26

[quote name="ManOfSteel"]Kreator[/quote]

* AFTER "Terrible Certainty"

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 26 Apr 2009, 05:27

[quote name="xpocalypse"]

and yeah, Rainbow... this is unbelievably gay and retarded

[/quote]

I don't like them too

xpocalypse · Post by **xpocalypse** » 26 Apr 2009, 05:30

oh, I was just about the names of the bands

a little bit of a misunderstaning here

f.e. Merlin is nice death metal piece of music from Russia, byt still... the name sucks ass :>

Mortuary Riot · Post by **Mortuary Riot** » 26 Apr 2009, 05:53

ACDC well there not metal though...

Led Zepplin .... not metal either...

Pantera

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man · 26 Apr 2009, 07:51

the big 4 of thrash, Mastodon, Pantera, most first and second wave black metal, especially the norwegian scene

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 26 Apr 2009, 08:10

all black metal

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 26 Apr 2009, 08:15

[quote name="MorbidAngle"]Hate Eternal :mmm:[/quote]

Mr. Rutan will not be happy with this.

zim · Post by **zim** » 26 Apr 2009, 08:21

[quote name="shadowalk"]
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]Hate Eternal :mmm:[/quote]

Mr. Rutan will not be happy with this.[/quote]

Not at all!

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 26 Apr 2009, 09:07

I hate most things mentioned here and think they are gay. Except I like Pantera (It's the redneck in me I know it), Hate Eternal, and some of the Norwegian (and subsequently Swedish) black metal.

Six Feet Under is fucking incredigay. It is more repetitive and unimaginative than even Dying Fetus.

zim · Post by **zim** » 26 Apr 2009, 09:33

[quote name="abzu"]I hate most things mentioned here and think they are gay. Except I like Pantera (It's the redneck in me I know it), Hate Eternal, and some of the Norwegian (and subsequently Swedish) black metal.

Six Feet Under is fucking incredigay. It is more repetitive and unimaginative than even Dying Fetus.[/quote]

bah i say. (about dying fetus)

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 26 Apr 2009, 09:39

You mean ba-a-a-(breakdown)-a-a-ah

zim · Post by **zim** » 26 Apr 2009, 10:22

at least their not like gay fucking dethcore breakdowns.

Mortuary Riot · Post by **Mortuary Riot** » 26 Apr 2009, 11:14

Mayhem. Mehem

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 26 Apr 2009, 12:39

[quote name="Mortuary Riot"]Mayhem. Mehem[/quote]

you are a terrible person, and your taste in music is questionable at best

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 26 Apr 2009, 13:10

[quote name="Skinfection"]dimmu borgir/cradle of filth[/quote]

I hope you're referring to their later releases.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 26 Apr 2009, 16:52

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]Kreator[/quote]

* AFTER "Terrible Certainty"[/quote]

All of it

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 26 Apr 2009, 17:10

Six Feet Under, CoB, In Flames, Stratovarius, Dream Theater (very, very, very gay), Gorgoroth, Alestorm

that's off the top of my head

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 26 Apr 2009, 20:07

[quote name="zim"]at least their not like gay fucking dethcore breakdowns.[/quote]

That's like saying, "Hey, at least it's colon cancer and not brain cancer!" Dude, it's still cancer.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 26 Apr 2009, 22:18

[quote name="xpocalypse"]oh, I was just about the names of the bands

a little bit of a misunderstaning here

f.e. Merlin is nice death metal piece of music from Russia, byt still... the name throws shit on the fire ass :>[/quote]

my cat's name is Merlin.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 26 Apr 2009, 22:20

[quote name="Skinfection"]dimmu borgir/cradle of filth[/quote]

for sure.

Metallica is gay.

Machine Head are fucking gay, except for Burn My Eyes album

In Flames are FLAMMING nowadays.

Manowar are the gayest band of all time.

Mortuary Riot · Post by **Mortuary Riot** » 26 Apr 2009, 22:21

I never liked Metallica.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 26 Apr 2009, 22:38

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Pretty much anything that's played on Headbanger's sadist's plaything .[/quote]

ball

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 26 Apr 2009, 22:42

[quote name="shadowalk"]
[quote name="Skinfection"]dimmu borgir/cradle of filth[/quote]

I hope you're referring to their later releases.[/quote]

Teresa · Post by **Teresa** » 27 Apr 2009, 00:38

Arch Enemy.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 27 Apr 2009, 00:47

i don't know about gay, but i don't like 'em either.

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 27 Apr 2009, 00:58

Pantera

Meshuggah

Dragonforce

All groove/nu metal bands that just chug.

80's glam

Anything featured on vh1's "That Metal Show"

More I can't think of right now.

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 27 Apr 2009, 01:00

you take that 80's glam comment back RIGHT NOW!

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 27 Apr 2009, 02:03

90% of power metal especially Dragonforce, 90% of death metal, mayhem, Cradle of Filth, Metallica, Kreator, Metadeth, Pantera and all side projects, Trivium, Job for a Cow pretty much all popular metalcore except Between the Buried and Me.

OJ8 · Post by **OJ8** » 27 Apr 2009, 02:56

In Flames, Kalmah, CoB (except their first albums that are actually quite enjoyable.) and most BM, especially the scenesters in Finland - they should fucking blow the ideology-cock and leave it for those who can actually play/write.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 27 Apr 2009, 05:30

Dragonforce win the "gayest nintendo DS game soundtrack" category.

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 27 Apr 2009, 05:43

What game did they make music for?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 27 Apr 2009, 10:21

The did Mario, Zelda, Pac-Man, etc. At least 5.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 27 Apr 2009, 13:25

[quote name="OJ8"]In Flames, Kalmah, CoB (except their first albums that are actually quite enjoyable.) and most BM, especially the scenesters in Finland - they should fucking blow the ideology-cock and leave it for those who can actually play/write.[/quote]

I used to love Kalmah back in the day

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 27 Apr 2009, 13:58

this speaks for itself:

trivium

children of bodom

metallica

megadeth

in flames

and all that other fucking emo crap

I hope they all kill theirselves and make the world a better place

Jackson · Post by **Jackson** » 15 Oct 2009, 20:43