How classical was your morning?

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my morning was that. and was my afternoon nap. but as usual, now i'm wired and will probably be up until late morning.
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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I want to go back to bed.
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I was up early. Then i skipped my first class cos i was tired. My second class was cancelled so i came home and started doing the dishes. A fucking glass broke while i was cleaning it and i cut my hand open :oldryan: :frown:
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[quote name="MorbidAngle"]A fucking glass broke while i was cleaning it and i cut my hand open :oldryan: :frown:[/quote]



that happened to my sister once, she had to get over 20 stiches :oldryan:
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a buddy of mine almost died from a catfish fin cut to some big artery in the leg.
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]A fucking glass broke while i was cleaning it and i cut my hand open :oldryan: :frown:[/quote]



that happened to my sister once, she had to get over 20 stiches :oldryan:[/quote]



Amazingly, it's all the proof i need, besides my short sightedness, that god doesnt exist and if he does he's a cunt. Fuck AIDS fuck world debt, fuck 911. Slight blidness and a cut hand is enough evidence for me.



Mind you, it wasn't 20-stitches-bad. Hope your sis was fine. :beer:
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[quote name="MorbidAngle"]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]A fucking glass broke while i was cleaning it and i cut my hand open :oldryan: :frown:[/quote]



that happened to my sister once, she had to get over 20 stiches :oldryan:[/quote]



Amazingly, it's all the proof i need, besides my short sightedness, that god doesnt exist and if he does he's a cunt. Fuck AIDS fuck world debt, fuck 911. Slight blidness and a cut hand is enough evidence for me.



Mind you, it wasn't 20-stitches-bad. Hope your sis was fine. :beer:[/quote]



she was fine, that was like 20 years ago
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I just got a call from my mom saying that my dad cut his arm at work and now he's at the hospital getting stitches.. how ironic



today is shaping just fine! :frown:
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If anyone here was going to kill themself, how would they do it?
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gun to head. how about you?
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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i'd swim out from the beach as far as i could and then drown from exhaustion
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sounds like a blast.
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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i was at work all morning :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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[quote name="sade"]i'd swim out from the beach as far as i could and then drown from exhaustion[/quote]



Wow, that to me sounds slightly masochistic. I guess thats suicide in a nutshell, though. :redneck:
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have you ever had thoughts of death or suicide johnny?
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I was almost late to school today, and then I got some stuff wrong on a history quiz.
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[quote name="Redd"]I was almost late to school today, and then I got some stuff wrong on a history quiz.[/quote]



I told you Jews did World Trade Center!
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It was the Chinese, fuck you.
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Nah, Chinese made a better one with a fortune cookie in it.
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Delicious!
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[quote name="Johnny"]Nah, Chinese made a better one with a fortune cookie in it.[/quote]



Fortune cookies aren't chinese, they originated in California
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[quote name="Noyka"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Nah, Chinese made a better one with a fortune cookie in it.[/quote]



Fortune cookies aren't chinese, they originated in California[/quote]



Nah, Chinese made them.
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Most 'chinese restaraunt food' originated from outside of china too :idea:
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The chicken served in some of the better Chinese restaurants often contains traces of meat.
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motherfucking steamed chicken for the win.



*edit* is it tasteless and filthy to say "motherfucking"?
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="Noyka"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Nah, Chinese made a better one with a fortune cookie in it.[/quote]



Fortune cookies aren't chinese, they originated in California[/quote]



Nah, Chinese made them.[/quote]



http://www.ehow.com/about_5369487_histo ... ookie.html
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its logical thinking
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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[quote name="Noyka"]
[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="Noyka"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Nah, Chinese made a better one with a fortune cookie in it.[/quote]



Fortune cookies aren't chinese, they originated in California[/quote]



Nah, Chinese made them.[/quote]



http://www.ehow.com/about_5369487_histo ... ookie.html[/quote]



Chinese made them.
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[quote name="cat hallucination"]http://www.fortunecookiesoriginatedinchina.com



its logical thinking[/quote]



That's not a real site and don't you start being Johnny here :shake:
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I believe that they originated in China.



Have an open-mind.



Sheeesh.
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[quote name="Johnny"]I believe that they originated in China.



Have an open-mind.



Sheeesh.[/quote]

You fucking fundamentalist liberal sodomizer.
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[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Johnny"]I believe that they originated in China.



Have an open-mind.



Sheeesh.[/quote]

You fucking fundamentalist liberal sodomizer.[/quote]



The Chinese did the Jews who did World Trade Center.
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[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="Johnny"]I believe that they originated in China.



Have an open-mind.



Sheeesh.[/quote]

You fucking fundamentalist liberal sodomizer.[/quote]



The Chinese did the Jews who did World Trade Center.[/quote]

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