I feel the shameless urge

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 11 Nov 2009, 00:33

...to bone the bassist from Chtonic, Doris Yeh

Holy shit. First Vivian Slaughter, then Dr.Mikkanibal, now this.

Fukket, are you feeling this?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 11 Nov 2009, 00:36

Doris Meh is more like it.

Nah, she's alright.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 11 Nov 2009, 00:36

id hit it

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 11 Nov 2009, 01:00

I feel I haven't sufficiently made my point here:

World travelling, driven, bass-playing, modelling, acting, death/black metal crazed, ultra-foxy taiwanese broad.

Definitely not sitting at home watching x-factor and playing with stuffed hello kitty dolls.

Jesus christ, it's like i've entered a parrallel universe. Women this awesome are not supposed to exist.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 11 Nov 2009, 01:01

[quote name="Teignub"]id hit it

[/quote]

zim · Post by **zim** » 11 Nov 2009, 01:15

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 11 Nov 2009, 01:34

oh man.

i'd blow such a hefty load that i'd blast her across the room.

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 11 Nov 2009, 01:51

[youtube]f9f9e_FFQuk[/youtube]

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 11 Nov 2009, 01:55

beany admit to have a crush on her

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 11 Nov 2009, 02:09

well, why wouldn't he? Single alpha male in his prime. I think that specimen could be a possible wife candidate for him. That specimen would understand why Beany tours

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 11 Nov 2009, 02:21

holy shit

that is a good point

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 11 Nov 2009, 02:25

when I saw them wirth Satyricon she was wearing a black leather mini skirt. you could see right up her ass.

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 11 Nov 2009, 03:13

:boner:

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 11 Nov 2009, 04:05

would

excitebike · Post by **excitebike** » 11 Nov 2009, 04:41

she can definitely ride me

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 11 Nov 2009, 05:05

[quote name="Lumbergh"]when I saw them wirth Satyricon she was wearing a black leather mini skirt. you could see right up her ass.[/quote]

oh man don't tell me that

I'll fly over there to sniff your eyeballs

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 11 Nov 2009, 05:09

When I saw them, she was the one person in the band I thought was a hard-on bearer.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 11 Nov 2009, 05:11

[quote name="beandorkio"]I feel I haven't sufficiently made my point here:

World travelling, driven, bass-playing, modelling, acting, death/black metal crazed, ultra-foxy taiwanese broad.

Definitely not sitting at home watching x-factor and playing with stuffed hello kitty dolls.

Jesus christ, it's like i've entered a parrallel universe. Women this awesome are not supposed to exist.[/quote]

Okay, wow, I missed that somehow. Now you're talkin'.

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 11 Nov 2009, 05:17

FHM taiwan covergirl

She plays the evil and was a lad's mag covergirl...

...when she's not acting (left)

*gibber*

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 11 Nov 2009, 05:20

I have a big problem with asian chicks. I have the paranoia that their skin smells like their food.

excitebike · Post by **excitebike** » 11 Nov 2009, 05:22

nah, from all the Japenese chicks who've ridden me, i never noticed any smell.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 11 Nov 2009, 05:38

Holy fuck, she is class. Asian chicks FTW, their lady parts are more acceptable to go down on than most white chicks.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 11 Nov 2009, 05:40

[quote name="MorbidAngle"] their lady parts are more acceptable to go down on than most white chicks.[/quote]

cause their parts are more tight?

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 11 Nov 2009, 05:50

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="MorbidAngle"] their lady parts are more acceptable to go down on than most white chicks.[/quote]

cause their parts are more tight?

[/quote]

Or strict

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 11 Nov 2009, 11:29

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I have a big problem with asian chicks. I have the paranoia that their skin smells like their food.

[/quote]

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 11 Nov 2009, 11:46

or oregano?

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 11 Nov 2009, 17:19

If Italian broads smelled of tartufo I'd cannibalize 'em, AOD.

Btw, was in your country last month, I'll have to post some pictures.

Anyways....I'd swim through a river of shit with my mouth open to suck the dick of the last hard-on bearer to have fucked Doris Yeh.

I've got it that bad.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 11 Nov 2009, 22:22

The growing need

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqWk7-ZQnO8

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 11 Nov 2009, 22:26

[quote name="Skinfection"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I have a big problem with asian chicks. I have the paranoia that their skin smells like their food.

[/quote]

do italians smell like spaghetti?[/quote]

________

hey beano, where have u been in Italy????? share some pics!!!

@ninny

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 12 Nov 2009, 00:46

Yo AOD,

I went to Rome, Alba, and Turin. Pics over here:

<a class="postlink-local" href="forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2923">viewto ... &t=2923</a>

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 12 Nov 2009, 01:52

And the only female being shot and reported was your mother...

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 12 Nov 2009, 03:01

[quote name="beandorkio"]Yo AOD,

I went to Rome, Alba, and Turin. Pics over here:

<a class="postlink-local" href="forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2923">viewto ... &t=2923</a>[/quote]

What did you think of turin? It's a beautiful plce to fly into over the Alps

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 12 Nov 2009, 05:15

Yeah, I love how you can see right up the guts of the Aosta valley (think that's what it's called) straight into the Alps from the airport.

And the flight back to the UK over the Alps and past Mont Blanc was just fucking breathtaking. I was glued to the gay man's telescope.

I was a bit tired to fully appreciate Turin. Big place though, it feels like it was made originally for giants. Big streets, big squares. Apperitivo is a concept I got used to extremely quickly!

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 12 Nov 2009, 05:21

[quote name="Pentelesh"]And the only female being shot and reported was your mother...

[/quote]

STOP thinking that Italian women are so great. Is just a total bullshit. East europe and north europe have the best women of earth, and also South America.

Nice pic with your mother beano

, a good looking Miss.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 12 Nov 2009, 05:23

[quote name="beandorkio"]Apperitivo is a concept I got used to extremely quickly![/quote]

eheheh

. "APERITIVO" is a classic of north Italians, to drink something and eating some junk food before dinner in Bars,Pubs. I usually do it in the week end. But not always. I know people who do it every day.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 12 Nov 2009, 05:27

[quote name="beandorkio"]Yeah, I love how you can see right up the guts of the Aosta valley (think that's what it's called) straight into the Alps from the airport.

And the flight back to the UK over the Alps and past Mont Blanc was just fucking breathtaking. I was glued to the gay man's telescope.

[/quote]

Me too, you can actually see where the Alps begin and end. Visually it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. Flying over this amazing mountain range, over turin and landing. Then Getting in a car with friends and driving through what i had just flown over to go skiing.

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 15 Nov 2009, 01:34

MOAR DORIS

gnnnnn

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 15 Nov 2009, 01:36

:fap: :fap:

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 15 Nov 2009, 02:12

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]East europe and north europe have the best women of earth, and also South America.[/quote]

TRUTH

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