A discontinuity.

[Verbal]

It is but a flash in the infinite darkness.

[cat hallucination]

loss of memory

[Devy]

Or a fart in a jacuzzi

[Haunty]

It's a condom floating in applesauce.

[cat hallucination]

[zim]

[quote name="HbW"]It's a condom floating in applesauce.[/quote]



that's just uncomfortable to think about

[Haunty]

Oh, you and your thinking, CJ.

[zim]

[quote name="HbW"]Oh, you and your thinking, CJ.[/quote]



What would you do if you saw a condom in your applesauce?

[Haunty]

I don't eat applesauce. I just leave my condoms in it.

[zim]

[cat hallucination]

i'm curious hbw, did you think of the word "outerspace" when you typed "applesauce"?

[zim]

a condom floating in space? where does this madness stop?

[Haunty]

No. Do you think of Hugh Laurie when some dude is examining your balls (ostensibly for hernias)?

[Haunty]

[quote name="zim"]a condom floating in space? where does this madness stop?[/quote]



I would've thought Sparta, but apparently it's on the opposite end of whatever from Illinois.

[cat hallucination]

no, but a funny story comes from a time when i almost emberassed myself. i was getting a standard physical examination for football my sophomore year in college, which of course included having my nuts grabbed while i turned my head and coughed. get this....the doctor's name was doctor faget. i almost lost it when i read his name tag. and no i didn't "enjoy" it.

[Haunty]

You don't enjoy laughing at Fagets? Wow, you are bisexual.

[cat hallucination]

do you know a faget?

[Haunty]

I think it's pronounced "Fah-zhay."

[cat hallucination]

oh.

[Verbal]

[quote name="HbW"]I think it's pronounced "Fah-zhay."[/quote]



Which makes it sound even gayer.

[Haunty]

I'd just change the damn thing to Dickmunch. It think it'd be more reasonable.

[Verbal]

No point beating around the bush.

[Haunty]

But how would that affect his career?



Would you take your dick out for an examination in front of Dr. Dickmunch? You'd be crazy!!

[Verbal]

He wears his heart on his sleeve.

[Verbal]

Hold my breath as I wish for death.

[cat hallucination]

[quote name="Johnny"]He wears his heart on his sleeve.[/quote]



who? me? yes, you are correct. but its better than hiding it in a closet.

[Verbal]

You can assume that I'm never talking to you.

[cat hallucination]

well that wouldn't be any fun would it?

[captain twat. IV.]

[quote name="Johnny"]You can assume that I'm never talking to you. [/quote]

[cat hallucination]

lol, are you talking to me?

[Abzu]

[quote name="HbW"]I think it's pronounced "Fah-zhay."[/quote]

It's pronounced "See-zhay" in a Highley-pitch tone.

[zim]

you misspelled Highly. you actually spelled my last name

[cat hallucination]

hahhahah...your last name is highley? welcome to your new ch nickname. zim highly! what's your first name? my grandpa's middle name is darling. his mother was kinda crazy. she used to make my mom sleep with her in her bed when she was visiting as a kid.

[zim]

[quote name="cat hallucination"]hahhahah...your last name is highley? welcome to your new ch nickname. zim highly! what's your first name? my grandpa's middle name is darling. his mother was kinda crazy. she used to make my mom sleep with her in her bed when she was visiting as a kid.[/quote]



cj

[cat hallucination]

thats a pimpin name sir.

[Abzu]

[quote name="zim"]you misspelled Highly. you actually spelled my last name[/quote]

That was the point.

[zim]

[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="zim"]you misspelled Highly. you actually spelled my last name[/quote]

That was the point.[/quote]



i just reread all of that, damn that went way over my head. didn't catch that at all..



you win again abzu

[Abzu]

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="zim"]you misspelled Highly. you actually spelled my last name[/quote]

That was the point.[/quote]



i just reread all of that, damn that went way over my head. didn't catch that at all..



you win again abzu[/quote]

and here I was aiming for the eye.