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brb checking my oven

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just saw this picture on reddit :shock:



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my oven does no do this :frown:
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what am i missing about this oven that should make me go :shock:
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Is Zuul in that oven?
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i hope i would be able to spot that
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:huh:
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[quote name="undersea diarrhea"]what am i missing about this oven that should make me go :shock:[/quote]
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[quote name="jorsh"]
[quote name="undersea diarrhea"]what am i missing about this oven that should make me go :shock:[/quote][/quote]
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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maybe before this picture zim thought an oven was a microwave
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or an anal bead containment facility
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[quote name="undersea diarrhea"]maybe before this picture zim thought an oven was a microwave[/quote]



*pizza heating machines
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I still fail to see anything significant about this oven or the picture.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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0/10 would not read again
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All I see is an oven and one dirty ass kitchen counter.
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Maybe they don't have stoves/ovens in KY
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They cook everything with fire that is made by smacking two rocks together. :redneck:
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Most likely
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why is the thing lifted up like the bonnet on a car
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Probably to clean it.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Or have sex with it
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:alien:
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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He did say he was checking his oven. Maybe he left off "out" at the end



Sexually attracted to ovens is probably a real thing somewhere
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i heard that was based on a true story
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it's defending the refrigerator's honor
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[quote name="undersea diarrhea"]Image[/quote]



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[quote name="Verbal"]i heard that was based on a true story[/quote]



It's a bio pic about me.
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you are a stove?
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Yes. Sometimes.
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sexist
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[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]Yes. Sometimes.[/quote]



How often do you rape when you are a stove?
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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omg you cant joke about that
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It's ok when women are the rapists. :krinor:
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[quote name="Tamithy"]
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]Yes. Sometimes.[/quote]



How often do you rape when you are a stove?[/quote]



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[quote name="Tamithy"]It's ok when women are the rapists. :krinor:[/quote]



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this thread is a fucking waste of time
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It was doing fine until you showed up mate :mate:
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I'LL RECK UR CUNT YOU FUCKIN WANKAR M8
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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U WOT M8
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I SWEAR ON ME MUM
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


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oh my
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This is an odd thread :huh:
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Best thread ever. STFU, Pasta hard-on bearer.
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This thread belongs in an elephant's butt.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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