Someone say something funny.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 01 Nov 2009, 09:55

Entertain me.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 01 Nov 2009, 11:10

karmablade is a pretty sharp dude with some insightful things to say on the way things are and seem

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 01 Nov 2009, 11:17

Shazzzzzzzaaaam!

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Nov 2009, 12:02

[quote name="Johnny"]Shazzzzzzzaaaam![/quote]

was a great movie.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 01 Nov 2009, 12:07

Never heard of it.

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Nov 2009, 12:18

[quote name="Johnny"]Never heard of it.[/quote]

oh.. well you would have laughed had you seen it. actually the name of the movie was Kazaam, my bad.

[youtube]357o0kPWGFc[/youtube]

the whole movie is actually on youtube

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 01 Nov 2009, 22:55

I'm stisss still dur drunk.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 02 Nov 2009, 00:03

"Something funny"

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man · 02 Nov 2009, 01:00

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agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 02 Nov 2009, 01:16

this hard-on bearer walks into his secretary's office and asks her "do you know the difference between a caesar salad and a blow job?" and she says "no" and he says "great; let's have lunch"

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 02 Nov 2009, 01:20

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 02 Nov 2009, 06:53

my dad has a little gps thing in his car. i was fucking around with it and discovered that my brother must have driven 121 mph at one point.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 02 Nov 2009, 17:20

it's dark outside.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 03 Nov 2009, 04:37

Two dyslexics walk into a bra

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 03 Nov 2009, 04:43

That was said in the jokes thread.

Things must not be repeated.

In other news:

I like this track:

[youtube]Td6qZsnK9s8[/youtube]

I tried to not like it because it seems too catchy, and hence, ungr1m, but, alas, I failed, for that reason, that I described.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 03 Nov 2009, 04:48

I know, I said it. Try this then!

My therapist says I'm preoccupied with vengeance. We'll see about that...

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 03 Nov 2009, 04:56

OMG the above song entered the chorus as I read that with impeccable timing.

"We'll see about that..." was superimposed on a background of "Black Fucking Murder".

It was surreal.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 03 Nov 2009, 05:24

how do you blind an asian?

dental floss

zim · Post by **zim** » 03 Nov 2009, 10:34

[quote name="Devy"]I know, I said it. Try this then!

My therapist says I'm preoccupied with vengeance. We'll see about that...[/quote]

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Nov 2009, 00:51

[quote name="dickzilla"]how do you blind an asian?

dental floss[/quote]

i dont get it

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 04 Nov 2009, 00:52

They have narrow eyes.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Nov 2009, 00:54

oh. i guess im just not racist.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 04 Nov 2009, 00:55

Not racist enough

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Nov 2009, 01:01

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 04 Nov 2009, 01:11

I still don't get it.

zim · Post by **zim** » 04 Nov 2009, 01:30

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 04 Nov 2009, 01:50

My high school teacher once told me I wasn't very observant. That's his or her opinion.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Nov 2009, 01:56

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 04 Nov 2009, 02:31

[quote name="zim"]You ever seen a grown man naked?[/quote]

joey! do you like movies about gladiators?

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 04 Nov 2009, 02:53

Have you ever been in a turkish prison?

zim · Post by **zim** » 04 Nov 2009, 02:54

I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 04 Nov 2009, 03:00

I can take grease, chomp it on some butter and drag it through the garden

zim · Post by **zim** » 04 Nov 2009, 03:00

I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 04 Nov 2009, 03:13

[quote name="zim"]I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.[/quote]

[quote name="zim"]I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.[/quote]

[quote name="zim"]I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.[/quote]

[quote name="zim"]I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.[/quote]

[quote name="zim"]I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.[/quote]

[quote name="zim"]I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.[/quote]

[quote name="zim"]I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.[/quote]

[quote name="zim"]I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.[/quote]

[quote name="zim"]I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.[/quote]

[quote name="zim"]I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.[/quote]

[quote name="zim"]I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you.[/quote]

dont call me shirley

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 04 Nov 2009, 04:22

[quote name="Johnny"]That was said in the jokes thread.

Things must not be repeated.

In other news:

I like this track:

[youtube]Td6qZsnK9s8[/youtube]

I tried to not like it because it seems too catchy, and hence, ungr1m, but, alas, I failed, for that reason, that I described.[/quote]

I listened to 2 minutes of that mess, and there was absolutely nothing catchy about that.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 05 Nov 2009, 01:51

You are tr00 Gr1m.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 05 Nov 2009, 02:19

what did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

make me one with everything.

what do you get when you play new age music backward?

new age music.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 05 Nov 2009, 02:23

wrong fucking thread

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 05 Nov 2009, 02:26

yah i know but i didn't feel like searching for it and their basically the same threads anyway. in fact, pretty much every thread in this place is a joke thread.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 05 Nov 2009, 02:29

yeah, but who's got jokes

come on

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 05 Nov 2009, 02:29

Some jokes are subtler than others.

(There may even be one in this post.)

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 05 Nov 2009, 02:32

[quote name="Johnny"]Some jokes are subtler than others.

(There may even be one in this post.)[/quote]

I'm going to laugh at this post just to be safe

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 05 Nov 2009, 02:32

an egoist is someone who is me-deep in conversation.

btw..i'm getting these from a "holy-humor" book. usually only old ladies laugh at these books, but this one is really good.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 05 Nov 2009, 02:36

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Some jokes are subtler than others.

(There may even be one in this post.)[/quote]

I'm going to laugh at this post just to be safe[/quote]

:pascal:

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 05 Nov 2009, 02:37

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 05 Nov 2009, 03:24

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"

The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy." the son then asks "What's a bitch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitch."

The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!"

The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?"

The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 05 Nov 2009, 12:37

A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" The Dad confused, asks him " before or after sex?" The kid says "Ummm before sex" So the dad says to him "Well have u ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red peddles." "yeah" says the son."well what about after sex" he says to his dad. His dad replies " Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 05 Nov 2009, 12:59

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 05 Nov 2009, 15:51

[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Some jokes are subtler than others.

(There may even be one in this post.)[/quote]

I'm going to laugh at this post just to be safe[/quote]

:pascal:[/quote]

:N/m^2:

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 05 Nov 2009, 18:11