my dog chewed up a 100 dollar bill

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 31 Oct 2009, 02:50

but i read that if there is over 1/2 the bill present, which in this case there's about 3/4 including one piece that is over half, i can take it to a bank, get a replacement, and the bake can send it to the federal reserve for a replacement. i really hope this is true.

Bathsalt Zombie · Post by **Bathsalt Zombie** » 31 Oct 2009, 02:56

well that fucking sucks dude

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:15

Damn, you shouldn't have left it where she could get it...

I guess you wouldn't think it'd be something a dog would be interested in though

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:19

It probably wasn't a dog at all.

It was probably a cat.

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:19

Your dog has an expensive taste.

zim · Post by **zim** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:25

[quote name="Pentelesh"]Your dog has an expensive taste.[/quote]

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:29

[quote name="Noyka"]Damn, you shouldn't have left it where she could get it...

I guess you wouldn't think it'd be something a dog would be interested in though

[/quote]

our dog eats everything. *marley and me* and, it was buried in coins in the coin tray. i buried it for its safety. also, i'm just now remembering that i pulled a dime out of her mouth the other day. :tvrkey:

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:32

Two days ago I went to the ATM to withdraw money, and then walked over to a shop to purchase a book. When I got to the counter to pay I realised that I'd left the money in the ATM.

Not the first time I've done that.

zim · Post by **zim** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:34

ouch

was it still there when you went back?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:36

Nope.

Bathsalt Zombie · Post by **Bathsalt Zombie** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:37

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]Your dog has an expensive taste.[/quote]

[/quote]

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:38

maybe you should contact the atm company. there's a very slim chance that someone turned it in. i know i would.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:50

phew...just came from the bank with two crisp 50 dollar bills. they didn't even seem sure about the rule about it, but we're good friends with the bank hard-on bearer so that helped. i told them i'd trade in my dog if its a problem.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:51

Lunch and dinner.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:53

its in my fucking pocket. also, she was just chewing something. we're not sure what it is, but it looks important.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:54

Is it your penis?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 31 Oct 2009, 03:59

i don't think so.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 31 Oct 2009, 04:00

Was it your penis?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 31 Oct 2009, 04:02

a penis is still attached to me.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 31 Oct 2009, 04:05

Can you prove it's the same one that was there last time you checked?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 31 Oct 2009, 04:08

/thread

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 31 Oct 2009, 04:13

no, not end thread. i cannot prove the said. i don't recall a time where my penis was chewed off, but this isn't substantial evidence. should i be worried? i mean...i still have a penis.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 31 Oct 2009, 04:23

[quote name="Johnny"]Two days ago I went to the ATM to withdraw money, and then walked over to a shop to purchase a book. When I got to the counter to pay I realised that I'd left the money in the ATM.

Not the first time I've done that.[/quote]

the best is when people forget their change in the self checkouts at grocery stores

Bathsalt Zombie · Post by **Bathsalt Zombie** » 31 Oct 2009, 04:24

I haven't come across that yet, and I work at a store with 4 self-checkouts.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 31 Oct 2009, 04:26

the ones ive used before the change return is close to the screen but the bills come out at the bottom

zim · Post by **zim** » 31 Oct 2009, 05:18

[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Two days ago I went to the ATM to withdraw money, and then walked over to a shop to purchase a book. When I got to the counter to pay I realised that I'd left the money in the ATM.

Not the first time I've done that.[/quote]

the best is when people forget their change in the self checkouts at grocery stores

[/quote]

anytime i'm in the store i'm always watching for people to leave there money.

Bathsalt Zombie · Post by **Bathsalt Zombie** » 31 Oct 2009, 05:41

[quote name="Nick"]the ones ive used before the change return is close to the screen but the bills come out at the bottom

[/quote]

Now that I think about it, it's the same thing with mine.

captain twat. IV. · Post by **captain twat. IV.** » 31 Oct 2009, 06:47

Dogs are fuckheads.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 31 Oct 2009, 07:41

i got bit in the crotch by a dachsund (weiner dog) when i was a kid. terrifying.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 02 Nov 2009, 02:22

my dog likes chips.

Teresa · Post by **Teresa** » 02 Nov 2009, 02:32

kill that dog

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 02 Nov 2009, 02:39

mine?

Teresa · Post by **Teresa** » 02 Nov 2009, 02:52

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 02 Nov 2009, 03:03

Why? he is a good doggie and old and love him. His name is Ed. Edward Picklecube

Teresa · Post by **Teresa** » 02 Nov 2009, 03:28

gross

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 02 Nov 2009, 08:48

eddies a baller

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 02 Nov 2009, 09:00

shot caller

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 02 Nov 2009, 10:13

[quote name="dickzilla"]i got bit in the crotch by a dachsund (weiner dog) when i was a kid. terrifying.[/quote]

holy shit same here, but I was 16 I think.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 02 Nov 2009, 17:19

[quote name="Teresa"]gross[/quote]

what is gross about Edward Picklecube?

captain twat. IV. · Post by **captain twat. IV.** » 03 Nov 2009, 02:19

My dog thought it would be a nice idea to spew in the lounge room just before.

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 03 Nov 2009, 02:27

The bank will replace it.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 03 Nov 2009, 03:21

had you of read the thread you would clearly see that the bank did replace

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 03 Nov 2009, 04:29

typical uber goober.