Walking down the street with a bucket full of man meat

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 15 Nov 2013, 00:57

"Why are you doing this to me?" David Vincent asked, fallen to the ground as a result of living too hardcore radikult.

"Because," I replied, "Some things are better left unsucked."

"You evil bastard!" he exclaimed, "I've been crossing the line since 1989!"

"That may be true," I said, "But I'm about to become the ultimate Genitorturer."

I pulled out my pocketknife and slowly sawed off Vincent's tiny pencil dick.

"What gives you the right?" Vincent cried, clutching at the place where his slime used to live.

"I am the collecter of cocks." I replied.

"What about your cock, then?" Vincent exclaimed.

"I don't have a rooster," said I. "But my penis is a penis of justice. You could say that it is a Just Penis."

With that, Vincent disappeared into the aether and I never saw him again. Legend says it that he went to go live with Those Insane Gods. My opinion though, is that he just went to Dive in a Man's Anus

~ Fin ~

:taint:

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 15 Nov 2013, 01:13

scunt. · Post by **scunt.** » 15 Nov 2013, 01:21

[quote name="Abzu"] :taint:

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Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs · 15 Nov 2013, 02:02

Pretty story!

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 15 Nov 2013, 02:03

Thank you.

[quote name="^_____________^"]

"That may be true," I said, "But I'm about to become the ultimate Genitorturer."

I pulled out my pocketknife and slowly sawed off Vincent's tiny pencil dick.

[/quote]

I like this part the best.

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 15 Nov 2013, 03:12

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 15 Nov 2013, 03:21

This sounds like a bizarre dream.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 15 Nov 2013, 03:47

i am the walrus

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 15 Nov 2013, 03:49

[youtube]TvLZxG6pB6U[/youtube]

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 15 Nov 2013, 03:56

what in the fu....

[quote name="IRONMAN"]This sounds like a bizarre dream.[/quote]

...yeah, let's just go with that.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 15 Nov 2013, 05:04

This was a good story

H4T3M4CH1N3 · Post by **H4T3M4CH1N3** » 15 Nov 2013, 07:52

Whoa, a cock-loving sickfuck carrying penises as prized trophies... Not only he carries 'em on a fucking bucket, he also likes to grab them and chop them off.

MABB: Incentivating your ghey, sexually retarded dreams

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 15 Nov 2013, 08:05

It's actually just a series of puns focused on how much David Vincent sucks.

H4T3M4CH1N3 · Post by **H4T3M4CH1N3** » 15 Nov 2013, 08:12

[quote name="^_____________^"]It's actually just a series of puns focused on how much evil taint sucks.

[/quote]

Nah, I know you get your sexual pleasure from such depraved stories, little puppie.

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 15 Nov 2013, 08:13

Okay, well you can believe whatever you want.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 15 Nov 2013, 09:05

this thread went from awesome to lame really quickly.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 15 Nov 2013, 14:43

[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Pretty story![/quote]

H4T3M4CH1N3 · Post by **H4T3M4CH1N3** » 15 Nov 2013, 22:19

[quote name="^_____________^"]Okay, well you can believe whatever you want.

[/quote]

Thank you sir for authorizing me to believe whatever I want

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 15 Nov 2013, 23:04

You are an incredibly annoying person.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 15 Nov 2013, 23:11

he's fine and this thread is queerbomb silliness

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 15 Nov 2013, 23:37

I like being silly.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 16 Nov 2013, 00:34

one ought to choose the right kind

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 16 Nov 2013, 02:05

This thread was a good kind of silly.

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 16 Nov 2013, 02:29

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 16 Nov 2013, 03:38

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 16 Nov 2013, 04:34

wacky times.

H4T3M4CH1N3 · Post by **H4T3M4CH1N3** » 16 Nov 2013, 21:14

[quote name="Tam Tam"]wacky times.[/quote]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b35_1384558275

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 16 Nov 2013, 21:23

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 16 Nov 2013, 21:25

That was a good video. New video game systems suck. I like SNES.

H4T3M4CH1N3 · Post by **H4T3M4CH1N3** » 16 Nov 2013, 21:34

I reacted the same when I was given a Blackberry Curve 8320... worse piece of shit I ever had on my hands.

[quote name="^_____________^"]That was a good video. New video game systems suck. I like SNES.[/quote]

Ditto... I still enjoy turning on my good ol' SNES and playing the same games I had when I was just a little boy and not the splendid mate of mine I am now.

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