Series of Inane Questions Getting To Know Each Other Thread.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 26 Oct 2009, 08:47

1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

4. What turns you off?

5. What is your favorite curse word?

6. What sound or noise do you love?

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you like not to do?

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 26 Oct 2009, 08:48

1. What is your favorite word? Love

2. What is your least favorite word? Hate

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Someone doing good for no reason

4. What turns you off? Someone taking advantage of someone else.

5. What is your favorite curse word? F*ck

6. What sound or noise do you love? My family laughing in the background

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Hammering on concrete

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Architect

9. What profession would you like not to do? Lawyer

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome home.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 26 Oct 2009, 08:48

1. What is your favorite word? Sensual

2. What is your least favorite word? Liar

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Helping others achieve their goals.

4. What turns you off? Individuals taking advantage for their own gain.

5. What is your favorite curse word? Sh*t

6. What sound or noise do you love? Quality music

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Music based on how someone looks

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Facilitation

9. What profession would you like not to do? File clerk

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Honestly, God's presence alone is already worth a thousand words.

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 26 Oct 2009, 09:02

1. What is your favorite word? Marra

2. What is your least favorite word? Bills

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Tits

4. What turns you off? Not much...

5. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck off, usually followed by the follwing ...you black bastard, ...ya dickhead, ...ya spacker etc

6. What sound or noise do you love? Blast beat

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Women farting

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Post man

9. What profession would you like not to do? Work in a shop

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Alright lad, wanna beer?"

Teresa · Post by **Teresa** » 26 Oct 2009, 09:17

OK, James Lipton.

1. What is your favorite word? i have lots of favorite words, but now that i'm being asked, i'm drawing a blank.

2. What is your least favorite word? drawing a blank.

3. What turns you on ? long hair

4. What turns you off? arrogance

5. What is your favorite curse word? bitch

6. What sound or noise do you love? bongos

7. What sound or noise do you hate? screeching

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? knife maker

9. What profession would you like not to do? I wouldn't want to burn monkies.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You have treated people with such tender care and kindness. You smell like flowers.

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 26 Oct 2009, 09:21

[quote name="M.Bison"]

5. What is your favorite curse word? i love you and i humbly regret any ill feeling between us, usually followed by the follwing ...you black bastard, ...ya dickhead, ...ya spacker etc[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHA..... word filters

zim · Post by **zim** » 26 Oct 2009, 09:49

1. What is your favorite word? - pestilence

2. What is your least favorite word? - sorry

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? - ..attitude

4. What turns you off? - big hair, boring conversations

5. What is your favorite curse word? - fuuuuuuuuuck

6. What sound or noise do you love? - music that goes from complete chaos into calming spacey grooves..

7. What sound or noise do you hate? - teenage chit-chatter, anyone repeating the same word over and over

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - carpentry..

9. What profession would you like not to do? - factory line

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - forget everything, welcome.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 26 Oct 2009, 10:27

[quote name="zim"]

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - forget everything, welcome.[/quote]

word

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 26 Oct 2009, 11:34

[quote name="Johnny"]

(for the first two questions, i might have said otherwise but johnny's answers are probably the best)

1. What is your favorite word? love

2. What is your least favorite word? hate

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? mystical feelings

4. What turns you off? mortality and tedious patterns of self denial

5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love? laughing together on a good day

7. What sound or noise do you hate? silence on a bad day

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? astronaut or doctor or politician

9. What profession would you like not to do? small claims court prosecutor

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? beer's in the fridge [/quote]

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 26 Oct 2009, 13:17

1. What is your favorite word? Don't have any

2. What is your least favorite word? I can't come up with one.

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Tits

4. What turns you off? Farting

5. What is your favorite curse word? Voi perkele!

6. What sound or noise do you love? Sound of napalm in the morning

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Dog whining

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? CTU agent

9. What profession would you like not to do? Doctor specialiced on "Deep throating"

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Done any sin lately?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 26 Oct 2009, 14:36

1. What is your favorite word? Fuckass. What's a fuckass? You're a fuckass.

2. What is your least favorite word? Chillax, if that counts as a word.

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? When I'm making out with a sexy leopard elevator and she bites my lip a little. Fuck, that's just hot as hell.

4. What turns you off? Puns.

5. What is your favorite curse word? Multifuck.

6. What sound or noise do you love? My own voice.

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Babies crying.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Novelist.

9. What profession would you like not to do? Day trading.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Hey, welcome. Your family is here, but you and I are going to go get drunk, and they can't call you at inopportune moments. By the way, do you mind if all the musicians you wish hadn't died young come with us?"

methodrone · Post by **methodrone** » 26 Oct 2009, 15:13

1. What is your favorite word? N/A

2. What is your least favorite word? N/A

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Cigarettes and self pity

4. What turns you off? to many cigarettes and not enough self pity

5. What is your favorite curse word? djöfulsins

6. What sound or noise do you love? Moog

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Auto-tuned vocals

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Journalism

9. What profession would you like not to do? Fluffer

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Im, so ,so,sorry!

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 26 Oct 2009, 18:59

1. What is your favorite word? All words are equal, except the ones that share meanings. Those should battle to the death.

2. What is your least favorite word? See above

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Creative, spiritual emotions. And tits.

4. What turns you off? A cups

5. What is your favorite curse word? Taint

6. What sound or noise do you love? Contented sighing

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Fingernails against a locked door. It means I didn't tie good enough knots.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Bra

9. What profession would you like not to do? A cup bra

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Pearly aren't they?"

methodrone · Post by **methodrone** » 26 Oct 2009, 19:45

[quote name="Devy"]10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Pearly aren't they?"[/quote]

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 26 Oct 2009, 22:41

this is a pretty good thread. i shall post here when i have the time

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 26 Oct 2009, 22:49

[quote name="M.Bison"]
[quote name="M.Bison"]

5. What is your favorite curse word? i love you and i humbly regret any ill feeling between us, usually followed by the follwing ...you black bastard, ...ya dickhead, ...ya spacker etc[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHA..... word filters

[/quote]

What had you said?

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 26 Oct 2009, 22:51

[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="M.Bison"]
[quote name="M.Bison"]

5. What is your favorite curse word? i love you and i humbly regret any ill feeling between us, usually followed by the follwing ...you black bastard, ...ya dickhead, ...ya spacker etc[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHA..... word filters

[/quote]

What had you said?[/quote]

f u ck off

fuck off

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 27 Oct 2009, 00:42

Some of these answers will vary by the day.

1. What is your favorite word? pulse

2. What is your least favorite word? ... (I do not have a least favorite word)

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Dark, elegant simplicity

4. What turns you off? sloppy messes

5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love? a female moan

7. What sound or noise do you hate? obnoxious female cackling

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? carpentry

9. What profession would you like not to do? seminary toiletry

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo! Get out.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 27 Oct 2009, 01:17

1. What is your favorite word? Flower.

2. What is your least favorite word? Negative people.

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Hope.

4. What turns you off? Nothing. I'm high on life. It flows through my veins and like pollen in the wind. On the last day of Spring. In the sunset. Twice.

5. What is your favorite curse word? Goodness!

6. What sound or noise do you love? Hope.

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Temptation wrestling with Fear.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I'd like to work with poor/disadvantaged/homeless people. Because black people are people too.

9. What profession would you like not to do? Anything that requires me to compromise my zeal.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Do you like Oreos?"

(PS. It's because I L.O.V.E. Oreos!)

:)

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 27 Oct 2009, 01:20

very lovely use of text colors. i've never seen a post like that. we should all post in different colors.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 27 Oct 2009, 01:28

Why don't you post in Fuscia, catdog

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 27 Oct 2009, 01:29

i think it would irritate people. i think i do that enough already.

zim · Post by **zim** » 27 Oct 2009, 04:13

[quote name="zim"]8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - carpentry..[/quote]
[quote name="abzu"]8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? carpentry[/quote]

:highfive:

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 27 Oct 2009, 06:28

1. What is your favorite word? I don't know.

2. What is your least favorite word? See above.

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? ...SS uniforms.

4. What turns you off? Boring people with monotonous voices.

5. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.

6. What sound or noise do you love? Marching.

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Teenaged girls screaming at each other in such high voices that your eardrums explode.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? History teacher.

9. What profession would you like not to do? Mathematician.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Heaven is full of sexy SS men."

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 27 Oct 2009, 06:31

[quote name="Redd"]9. What profession would you like not to do? Mathematician.[/quote]

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 27 Oct 2009, 06:35

But that means more math for you!

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 27 Oct 2009, 06:43

1. What is your favorite word? Black

2. What is your least favorite word? Punk.

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? beautiful music or art can be aw inspiring as well as nature. exceptional, unselfish acts and good food.

4. What turns you off? uncleanliness

5. What is your favorite curse word? FUCK!

6. What sound or noise do you love? metal on metal.

7. What sound or noise do you hate? when somebody picks under their finger nails with their finger nails. worst sound ever.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Sound Engineer

9. What profession would you like not to do? Accountant.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? well, you were a good person but sadly, only the Jews are allowed in. oh well, I hear the party is better in hell, have fun!

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 27 Oct 2009, 11:25

1. What is your favorite word? afficionado

2. What is your least favorite word? KARMABLADE

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? beer

4. What turns you off? lack of beer

5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love? thunderstorms

7. What sound or noise do you hate? silence

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? brew master

9. What profession would you like not to do? canadian

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? yes if you pee on the clouds people get rained on.

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 27 Oct 2009, 11:35

1. What is your favorite word? No clue

2. What is your least favorite word? To hear: Racist

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Open Mindedness

4. What turns you off? Bullshit

5. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love? White noise

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Screaming/loud screeching

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Clinical Dietician

9. What profession would you like not to do? Politician

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Welcome, your days of awkwardness have just begun"

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 27 Oct 2009, 11:42

[quote name="Nick"]2. What is your least favorite word? KARMABLADE[/quote]

BEST. ANSWER. EVER.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 27 Oct 2009, 13:20

1. What is your favorite word? Marshmellow.

2. What is your least favorite word? no idea

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? learning i guess, and music.

4. What turns you off? People who talk loud.

5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love? water streams

7. What sound or noise do you hate? traffic

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? None, I'm already doing what I want.

9. What profession would you like not to do? Lawyer, electrician, programmer...

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You win teh prize!

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 27 Oct 2009, 20:22

[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="Nick"]2. What is your least favorite word? KARMABLADE[/quote]

BEST. ANSWER. EVER.[/quote]

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 27 Oct 2009, 20:23

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="zim"]8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - carpentry..[/quote]
[quote name="abzu"]8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? carpentry[/quote]

:highfive:[/quote]

:highfive:

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 27 Oct 2009, 20:49

1. What is your favorite word? derf

2. What is your least favorite word? god

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? satan/cheese sticks

4. What turns you off? jesus

5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love? buzz saw guitars

7. What sound or noise do you hate? devourment

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? professional pooper scooper

9. What profession would you like not to do? uh, probably a professional pooper scooper

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "hey jesus, LOL"

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 28 Oct 2009, 01:03

[quote name="rhino"]

6. What sound or noise do you love? buzz saw guitars

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rhino · Post by **rhino** » 28 Oct 2009, 01:05

nah, more like

[youtube]KyM0Nk5ueOQ[/youtube]

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 28 Oct 2009, 01:15

bloodbath

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 28 Oct 2009, 01:16

[quote name="Nick"]bloodbath

[/quote]

inco.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 28 Oct 2009, 12:07

its not my fault they suck

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 28 Oct 2009, 16:36

1. What is your favorite word? (currently)sard

2. What is your least favorite word? bra as in a real lame aussie okka way of saying 'bro'

3. What turns you on - creatively, spiritually or emotionally? music, tits, arse

4. What turns you off? feet

5. What is your favorite curse word? fucking hell

6. What sound or noise do you love? rain/wind

7. What sound or noise do you hate? flurolight buzzing

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? actor. or general office clerk

9. What profession would you like not to do? garbage dude or cleaner

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? see, all them lame-ass, annoying christians were right. but they're still all wanklets

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 28 Oct 2009, 16:38

[quote name="hafsteinn"]
[quote name="Devy"]10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Pearly aren't they?"[/quote]

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