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Ikea or Death

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I got a lot wrong :oldryan:
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16 of 20 correct. no idea about any ikea furniture or the majority of those bands.





You scored 16 out of 20!

Congrats you are...

True Kvlt.



Either you work at IKEA or you played drums for Bathory, because your knowledge is at the level of dare we say it, the cloven hooved one himself. That’s right, we’re talking about Ingvar Kamprad. We’re almost afraid to ask you to peep out our agency site. But please do, oh dark master.



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17/20 :ba: that was pretty easy
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You scored 20 out of 20! True Kvlt :xx:



I spend a lot of time at Ikea :idea:
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I got 1 wrong.



I've been in an ikea once. :redneck:
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i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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ninny is the grimmest of them all :kingrim:
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You scored 19 out of 20!

Congrats you are...

True Kvlt.



:tucker:
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom<br />
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP
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[quote name="Ninny"]You scored 20 out of 20! True Kvlt :xx:



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got 20 out of 20
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i did fucking terrible at this
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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black metal :frown:
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Re: Ikea or Death

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[quote name="zim"]black metal :frown: [/quote]



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Oh hush. :shake: :al:
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I need to try corpsepaint for my next evening out on the town :grim: :puke: :grim:
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18 / 20



2 bits of furniture I thought might have been a grim underground BM band :grimsanta:
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[quote name="Rokkarinn"]I need to try corpsepaint for my next evening out on the town :grim: :puke: :grim:[/quote]



Please don't :lol:
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Re: Ikea or Death

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don't want your e-boyfriend embarrassing your or anything now
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
</blockquote>
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