Man Charged After Making cawfee Naked

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SPRINGFIELD, Va. - A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to vice squad.



Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5's Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make cawfee about 5:30 a.m. Monday.



"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," Williamson said.



The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a 7-year-old boy. A Fairfax County vice squad spokesman said officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.



Officer Bud Walker said officers also consulted the Commonwealth's Attorney's Office and they were given the green light to proceed with the charge.



Williamson, who is father of a 5-year old sexy leopard elevator, said he feels like the victim.



"I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid," he said.



Williamson is meeting with a lawyer to fight the charge and may attempt to seek damages from Fairfax County vice squad. If convicted on the misdemeanor charge, he would face up to one year in jail and a $2,000 fine







I feel sorry for this hard-on bearer, he was just trying to make some damn cawfee and be comfortable and he's being charge with a crime. :frown:
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i didn't read this because i'm sure its stupid. but, :lol: and :hard-on bearer:
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you've got to be kidding me.



if a man cant make some fucking cawfee in the nude, what can we do?
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yeah, this seems kinda silly
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[quote name="dickzilla"]you've got to be kidding me.



if a man cant make some fucking absu's beverage in the nude, what can we do?[/quote]



Well, you need to wear clothes when shower too, I quess?
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There's a gay man&#39;s telescope in my shower. I deserve the electric chair. :oof:
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I make stuff in my kitchen naked all the fackin' time, what's the problem? If they don't want to see my dangly schlong, they shouldn't be looking through my windows. :fuckoff:
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[quote name="zim"]If convicted on the misdemeanor charge, he would face up to one year in jail[/quote]



you've got to be kidding me :frown: :oldryan: :frown:
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[quote name="M.Bison"]I make stuff in my kitchen naked all the fackin' time, what's the problem? If they don't want to see my dangly schlong, they shouldn't be looking through my windows. :fuckoff:[/quote]



But you don't live in States, it is perfectly normal in your island?
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="M.Bison"]I make stuff in my kitchen naked all the fackin' time, what's the problem? If they don't want to see my dangly schlong, they shouldn't be looking through my windows. :fuckoff:[/quote]



But you don't live in States, it is perfectly normal in your island?[/quote]



I think it's pretty fucking rude in any country to be looking through some dude's windows and staring at his nuts.
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these people were walking through his yard, not even on the sidewalk. :frown:
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This is insane. I hope he is cleared and gets a big settlement and charges the mom with peeping
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This must a joke.
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[quote name="zim"]these people were walking through his yard, not even on the sidewalk. :frown:[/quote]



He should charge them with trespassing then.
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people should be allowed to be naked everywhere
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Ugly people shouldn't.
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[quote name="HbW"]There's a gay man's telescope in my shower[/quote]



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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="HbW"]There's a gay man's telescope in my shower[/quote]



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