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Devy · Post by **Devy** » 21 Oct 2009, 21:49

Childhood beliefs! Post things you used to believe as a child which were retarded/awesome/indictation of sociopathic tendencies

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 21 Oct 2009, 21:53

i thought that the moon and the sun were the same thing and at night the fire just went out

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 21 Oct 2009, 23:41

i thought cartoons were just people in outfits.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Oct 2009, 00:17

[quote name="dickzilla"]i thought that the moon and the sun were the same thing and at night the fire just went out[/quote]

I used to believe if lightning struck my house and I was on the toilet, it could come through the pipes and zap my ass.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 22 Oct 2009, 00:34

I thought that water was just highly compressed air

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 22 Oct 2009, 00:44

I used to think E=mc^3.

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 22 Oct 2009, 00:48

I used to fantasize about being a Power Ranger so I can beat up the kids that I don't like at school.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 22 Oct 2009, 00:56

I used to think that penis, during sex, didn't enter the vag, just slide on it

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:28

i thought that every time you listened to the radio, it was a live band playing

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:32

actually i don't think i ever really believed in something stupid. once though my little brother thought that change given back at the cash register was the same money you handed the cashier.

and when he was like 3 and i was 8, i convinced him that he had cancer. it probably scarred him for life.

bills bro · Post by **bills bro** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:34

i didn't know about music albums, i thought that the only songs that bands released were the ones i heard on the radio.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:36

[quote name="dickzilla"]i thought that every time you listened to the radio, it was a live band playing[/quote]

I think I remember someone saying that before. Did you say that before?

methodrone · Post by **methodrone** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:36

that people lived inside the tv.

fmp666.com has a similar confession thread only there all the kvlt bm guys are admitting guys stuff about themselves. Hilarious

I almost cry at the end of each episode of Cold Case.

I watch E.R. religiously and my alltime fave character was Dr. Benton. I almost cried when he left the series.

I slept with a teddy bear until I was 22.

- There have been various ocasions when at clubs I have pushed away/moved away from attractive girls trying to dance with me - I just wanted to dance on my own.

I put a toothbrush up my butt once

Lesbian porn is - ah dammit - gay. I like shopping for clothes too. And I'm still listening to Brotha Lynch Hung.

I generally dislike getting blowjobs. 9 out of 10 chicks don’t do it right and thus make the whole experience almost unpleasant.

I gave my best fellating lover a hand job

# I've watched a lot of gay porn out of boredom and curiosity about what it was like and because I thought the idea of muscular dudes riding cocks was funny.

# I like shopping for shoes and clothes.

I've actually sucked cock before, and I'm not afraid to admit it on an internet black metal forum.

if I could get it to upload right, I'd make my avatar a picture of me in a pink hoodie.

I just realized yesterday that listening to Black Metal actually doesnt make you a babe magnet

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:39

I just realized yesterday that listening to Black Metal actually doesnt make you a babe magnet

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:41

I want to fuck Katherine Heigl

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:42

[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]i thought that every time you listened to the radio, it was a live band playing[/quote]

I think I remember someone saying that before. Did you say that before?[/quote]

im pretty sure i havent

i also didnt know there was such a thing as local bands, i thought if you formed a band, you got famous. haha.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:49

I wanted to be a muscle man

zim · Post by **zim** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:58

[quote name="shadowalk"]I used to fantasize about being a Power Ranger so I can beat up the kids that I don't like at school.[/quote]
[quote name="sade"]i didn't know about music albums, i thought that the only songs that bands released were the ones i heard on the radio.

[/quote]

both of these

and

when I was around 4 i remember thinking there was more than 1 sun. i was with my family on a trip somewhere and remember saying "hey there is a sun here too!"

methodrone · Post by **methodrone** » 22 Oct 2009, 02:03

most of what is said in this thread karmablade believes in.

zim · Post by **zim** » 22 Oct 2009, 02:05

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 22 Oct 2009, 02:34

i thought cars stopped working when the power went out

Teresa · Post by **Teresa** » 22 Oct 2009, 02:37

I used to take things very literally. example, when someone would say "I'm going to call home" I'd imagine the house growing arms and a face and talking on a giant phone.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 22 Oct 2009, 02:50

i used to think cars with tinted windows were actually robots

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Oct 2009, 02:58

i once tried to convince my mom i was a robot because i actually thought i was for a little bit.

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 22 Oct 2009, 03:24

I thought that the USSR was part of the U.S.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 22 Oct 2009, 03:28

[quote name="dickzilla"]i once tried to convince my mom i was a robot because i actually thought i was for a little bit.[/quote]

you're the hard-on bearer that hallucinates right?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Oct 2009, 03:33

[quote name="hafsteinn"]most of what is said in this thread karmablade believes in.[/quote]

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 22 Oct 2009, 03:34

I don't believe that.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Oct 2009, 03:43

[quote name="cat hallucination"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]i once tried to convince my mom i was a robot because i actually thought i was for a little bit.[/quote]

you're the hard-on bearer that hallucinates right?[/quote]

your the depressed alcoholic hard-on bearer that drives everyone fucking insane with your constant bullshit multiposts, right?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 22 Oct 2009, 03:47

OH SNNNNNNNNAAAAP!

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Oct 2009, 03:53

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 22 Oct 2009, 03:58

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 22 Oct 2009, 04:14

I used to think that a grave that was covered in dirt and not grass (freshly dug graves) were graves where they threw live people in and buried them to die.

I also would fantasize about being a super hero and beating people up who picked on me

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Oct 2009, 04:41

i honestly went to school with a kid that thought he could throw a sonic boom

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 22 Oct 2009, 06:40

in kindergarten we got a kid to try tipping his milk back to drink it when he had a straw and i was a little bit curious as to whether or not it would work.

captain twat. IV. · Post by **captain twat. IV.** » 22 Oct 2009, 07:03

I can't really think of any weird beliefs BUT,I used to fuck my pillow..Those were the days.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Oct 2009, 07:04

[quote name="Skinfection"]did you ever ask him to prove it?[/quote]

he kept doing the motion and saying "sonic boom" and expecting people to fly back

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man · 22 Oct 2009, 07:14

I thought it was illegal for men to have long hair

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I had no idea what vaginas looked like, so whenever women appeared in my dreams they would have dicks

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 22 Oct 2009, 07:25

[quote name="Chaohinon"]I thought it was illegal for men to have long hair

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I had no idea what vaginas looked like, so whenever women appeared in my dreams they would have dicks[/quote]

zim · Post by **zim** » 22 Oct 2009, 08:44

i thought girls peed out their butts

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 22 Oct 2009, 13:10

i knew about vaginas at an early age. my dad was really sloppy about hiding that pr0n

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 22 Oct 2009, 13:47

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I used to think that penis, during sex, didn't enter the vag, just slide on it

[/quote]

i thought it went into the bum.

i still do

zim · Post by **zim** » 22 Oct 2009, 13:49

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I used to think that penis, during sex, didn't enter the vag, just slide on it

[/quote]

i thought it went into the bum.

i still do

[/quote]

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 22 Oct 2009, 16:48

[quote name="FUKKET"]

[/quote]

I used to think monkeys couldn't ejaculate when you quoted them.

User · Post by **User** » 22 Oct 2009, 18:58

i believed that i was special because the sun followed me no matter where i went

zim · Post by **zim** » 22 Oct 2009, 22:40

[quote name="Luke"]i believed that i was special because the sun followed me no matter where i went

[/quote]

you're not alone on this one

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 23 Oct 2009, 13:57

Used to not think that moms could be hot.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 23 Oct 2009, 14:43

i believed ninjas were hiding in the shadows of the hallway outside my bedroom!

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 23 Oct 2009, 19:01

After I saw Transformers I wanted to be Optimus Prime when I grow up...

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 23 Oct 2009, 23:45

I used to think that living on one's own would be easy.