speaking of house

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 21 Oct 2009, 12:24

favorite house quotes now. in case you guys don't know any, don't worry, i'll keep this thread alive.

"get foreman to try talking to him, old people are afraid of black people."

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cuddy, "how did you know it was me?"

house, "there's a scent given off by wounded feral cats."

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(not a quote, but) house prescribes an old hard-on bearer dressed in a santa costume cigarettes for constipation.

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 21 Oct 2009, 12:27

I read this as horse and had strange thoughts

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 21 Oct 2009, 12:32

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 21 Oct 2009, 12:38

I read the title as "Speaking of horse" and didn't know what to think

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 21 Oct 2009, 12:39

yah thats what i figured. i guess that is kinda strange. maybe if horse was a popular tv series...but...

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Oct 2009, 00:26

"Okay you killed a baby. Forget the dead baby, Chase."

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 22 Oct 2009, 00:49

House approaches as Cameron is examining some obese man's leg.

House: "Treating professional sport's injuries now?"

Obese hard-on bearer: "Oh no. . I'm not. ."

House: "Familiar with the concept of sarcasm? Don't worry, it's new."

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:04

[quote name="Johnny"]House approaches as Cameron is examining some obese man's leg.

House: "Treating professional sport's injuries now?"

Obese hard-on bearer: "Oh no. . I'm not. ."

House: "Familiar with the concept of sarcasm? Don't worry, it's new."[/quote]

ive seen this episode, its pretty hilarious

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:05

while leaving the mental hospital, house takes the hat off a katatonic hard-on bearer's head and puts it on his own.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:37

I would like to watch a Dr House and Dr Cox smacktalk showdown.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:44

[quote name="abzu"]I would like to watch a Dr House and Dr Cox smacktalk showdown.[/quote]

holy shit, i thought the same exact thing

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:51

[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="abzu"]I would like to watch a Dr House and Dr Cox smacktalk showdown.[/quote]

holy shit, i thought the same exact thing[/quote]

That shit would be full of win.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:51

i don't know dr cox but i'm sure house would win.

zim · Post by **zim** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:54

[quote name="abzu"]I would like to watch a Dr House and Dr Cox smacktalk showdown.[/quote]

this would be awesome, I think Dr Cox would take him. he might seem silly but he can bust out the seriousness

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:54

Zip it, Petunia. :noserub:

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Oct 2009, 01:58

[quote name="abzu"]Zip it, Petunia. :noserub:[/quote]

my favorite one is when he calls him "girls name"

posting thread right now

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 22 Oct 2009, 03:19

"Murder She Wrote" was pretty funny as well.

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