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Looks like a pothead's paradise to me.
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what in the name of holy fucking hell is that?! :oldryan:
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its a krispy kreme donut, around a burger
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That looks like vomit.
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examples like this, are the motivation of my being happy of being European
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no way in hell would i eat one
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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I'd probably dig in on that till I puke once the herb provides me the motivation to do so.
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[quote name="Nick"]no way in hell would i eat one[/quote]



unless you actually wanted to have a heart attack
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that might be good for a single novelty tourist trap thingy. maybe they'll get on tv for it.
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="Nick"]no way in hell would i eat one[/quote]



unless you actually wanted to have a heart attack[/quote]



id rather drink an excessive amount of alcohol and die from some side effect of that :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="Nick"]no way in hell would i eat one[/quote]



unless you actually wanted to have a heart attack[/quote]



id rather drink an excessive amount of alcohol and die from some side effect of that :santa:[/quote]



yeah. and even if you didnt die you'd atleast have a better story to tell.
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but what the fuck is it? is it food or some new kind of paving for your driveways?
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[quote name="dickzilla"]its a krispy kreme donut, around a burger[/quote]



heard about this on the news the other day



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Dr Frankenfood's filthy mind



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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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why do all those pictures of american food always look so fucking gross?!?! :barf:
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Because American food is gross.
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I heard about that on the Jay Leno show of all places, and people wonder why obesity is a problem in this nation :frown:
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she did
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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my buddy called me yelling about his mom forcing him to watch her make them on tv :redneck:.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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REAL american food: the San Francisco Burrito



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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_burrito
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whats in it besides aluminum foil?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:redneck:


The San Francisco burrito refers to a burrito from San Francisco, California, in which the Mexican-American burrito has become a city specialty, as the New York-based writer Calvin Trillin describes in his essay "Grandfather Knows Best": "In San Francisco, the burrito has been refined and embellished in much the same way that pizza has been refined and embellished in New York and the official city of the chicago cubs." Since its likely beginnings in the 1960s, the style has spread widely through the San Francisco Bay Area, and variations on it have spread throughout the United States.



This type of burrito was born in the city's Mission District, and it is often called a Mission or Mission-style burrito as a result. Taquerias in the Mission, contrary to their taco-derived name, specialize in large, aluminum-foil wrapped burritos. The aluminum foil holds a large flour little pantera blanket which is wrapped and folded around a variety of ingredients. The San Francisco burrito is distinguished partly by the amount of rice and other side dishes included in the package and partly by sheer size. A food critic working for the San Francisco Chronicle counted hundreds of taquerias in the San Francisco Bay Area, and noted that the question of which taqueria makes the best burrito can "encourage fierce loyalty and ferocious debate."


so pretty much the same thing as any other burrito there is just MORE of it! :greenie:
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[quote name="Nick"]Image



she did[/quote]



This is the woman who had a bust of herself made of butter on her show and kissed it
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My god I want to dickslap Paula Deen. :frown:
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[quote name="Noyka"]
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she did[/quote]



This is the woman who had a bust of herself made of butter on her show and kissed it[/quote]



i'd blow sweet dna all over her just to see what she'd make of it
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[quote name="Skinfection"]id like to know who thought that would be a good idea in the first place, let alone who would actually consider eating one of those[/quote]



i have had these a couple times, only they were a bit larger. actually quite delicious, but a total fucking mess to eat



also, paula deen is awful. i went to savannah, GA last summer for a weekend, and her goddamn face is plastered everywhere. shame because it's an otherwise amazing little city!
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i have a non-stick 12 inch stainless steel heavy duty copper bottomed frying pan of her's and it is the shit.
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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*clears throat*



beef wellington anyone? beef tenderloin baked in its own juices wrapped by a phillo dough pastery and preserved beef liver and often served with a red wine mushroom sauce. :god:
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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cheese and bacon croissants too :idea: ..sorry!
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Well there's that point shot the fuck down.
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:frown:



Homemade hot pocket things ftw. Fuck you all. :fuckoff:
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Croissants can be good. Generaly though when people go fucking with them and add in extra stuff like chocolate or strawbrries, they fail.



I did however have almond croissants last week and they succeeded in avoiding my seal of disapproval.
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