how is possible that in some country you don't use this

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 17 Oct 2009, 01:40

after a dump?

I can't stand to not wash my ass after

I ask how is possible that in some countries ( like UK), Bidet are not used

toilet paper is not enough to clean ass . A good wash with soap is the better thing to feel really clean.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 17 Oct 2009, 01:47

ive never used one

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 17 Oct 2009, 01:49

ya i never have either. i always thought they were kinda gay.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 17 Oct 2009, 02:21

see, i think its an american thing.

bills bro · Post by **bills bro** » 17 Oct 2009, 02:22

I completely agree with you AOD. I hate not having something to clean my ass with, if I had shit anywhere else on my body I would not just wipe it off... I like to shit before my shower, but I also like using babywipes.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 17 Oct 2009, 02:24

wait.....it doesn's't "shoot water inside your ass", is simple, like a sink, but you can sit on it. You wash your ass/pubes/dick/pussy with water and soap. Is very useful. I take care of being clean

countries without it!!!!!!!!!!

Teresa · Post by **Teresa** » 17 Oct 2009, 02:44

I prefer using wet wipes. It works well.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 17 Oct 2009, 02:52

I have one, but I don't use it. Fuck trees. :badexample:

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 17 Oct 2009, 02:57

I tried it once and it felt wrong, like I shouldn't be stickin' my ass in a sink, it felt kinda seedy.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 17 Oct 2009, 03:11

wow i rarely hear the word seedy.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 17 Oct 2009, 03:16

A bidet might be handy for me. I have a tough time feeling clean with just toilet paper.

zim · Post by **zim** » 17 Oct 2009, 03:17

i'd probably use it if i had one

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man · 17 Oct 2009, 04:15

my shower has a detachable spray that I use in this manner. it works

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 17 Oct 2009, 09:30

we had one at the old house but it was rarely used.

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 17 Oct 2009, 10:21

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]after a dump?

I can't stand to not wash my ass after

I ask how is possible that in some countries ( like UK), Bidet are not used

toilet paper is not enough to clean ass . A good wash with soap is the better thing to feel really clean.

[/quote]

i agree. After being in Japan and then coming back here I missed them. You feel real fresh & clean after.

zim · Post by **zim** » 17 Oct 2009, 10:26

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]after a dump?

I can't stand to not wash my ass after

I ask how is possible that in some countries ( like UK), Bidet are not used

toilet paper is not enough to clean ass . A good wash with soap is the better thing to feel really clean.

[/quote]

i agree. After being in Japan and then coming back here I missed them. You feel real fresh & clean after.[/quote]

did Japan have any normal toilets or did you actually have to squarsh over them?

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 17 Oct 2009, 10:58

I have one of those in my toilet.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 17 Oct 2009, 11:31

actually in your toilet? wow thats practical and i guess i'm suprised i've never heard of such a thing.

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 17 Oct 2009, 14:58

No, we don't use that kind of turd rubbish.

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 17 Oct 2009, 15:28

[quote name="cat hallucination"]actually in your toilet? wow thats practical and i guess i'm suprised i've never heard of such a thing.[/quote]

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 17 Oct 2009, 17:22

Could you reprogram it to squirt rhythmically so it would double as a masturbatory device?

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 17 Oct 2009, 20:26

I remove remaining chunks once a week, enough hygiene for me

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 18 Oct 2009, 08:06

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]after a dump?

I can't stand to not wash my ass after

I ask how is possible that in some countries ( like UK), Bidet are not used

toilet paper is not enough to clean ass . A good wash with soap is the better thing to feel really clean.

[/quote]

i agree. After being in Japan and then coming back here I missed them. You feel real fresh & clean after.[/quote]

did Japan have any normal toilets or did you actually have to squarsh over them?[/quote]

they're part of the toilet, as per the pic below.

When I was in New Cal, which is a French colony, they were separate to the crapper.

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 18 Oct 2009, 08:08

[quote name="Lavabug"]Could you reprogram it to squirt rhythmically so it would double as a masturbatory device?[/quote]

i shot my balls a few times which was funny (but not nice).

hey AOD, you ever crack a fat while doing it?

D.O.A. · Post by **D.O.A.** » 18 Oct 2009, 15:36

wait, how does the bidet work? does it mean you need to rub the sh!t off your butthole with your fingers? but then it's on your fingers

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 18 Oct 2009, 15:40

i have always wanted to try one

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 18 Oct 2009, 15:57

[quote name="D.O.A."]wait, how does the bidet work? does it mean you need to rub the sh!t off your butthole with your fingers? but then it's on your fingers

[/quote]

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 18 Oct 2009, 18:31

[quote name="D.O.A."]wait, how does the bidet work? does it mean you need to rub the sh!t off your butthole with your fingers? but then it's on your fingers

[/quote]

ahaha, no man

1) You clean your ass with toilet paper

2) You use the bidet to wash your ass.

this is the perfect duo to be REAL clean.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 18 Oct 2009, 19:55

I'm English, I don't need a bidet cos I don't poo. I perspire gently, soft clouds of delicate cologne. Pooping is for foreigners.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 18 Oct 2009, 20:41

i usually shit in the morning before i take a shower

zim · Post by **zim** » 18 Oct 2009, 22:52

having to poo right after a shower is

Shredlord · Post by **Shredlord** » 18 Oct 2009, 23:40

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]

1) You clean your ass with toilet paper

2) You use the bidet to wash your ass.

this is the perfect duo to be REAL clean. [/quote]

Oh...I thought it replaced toilet paper. I was wondering how you knew when you got yourself clean unless it was equipped with a rear-view mirror!

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 18 Oct 2009, 23:43

No No, wait...totilet paper is the first thing you must do, next you also wash . Is to add, not to replace!!!

I hate being dirty, really.

zim · Post by **zim** » 18 Oct 2009, 23:44

:assmirror:

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 18 Oct 2009, 23:45

really

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 19 Oct 2009, 00:07

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]No No, wait...totilet paper is the first thing you must do, next you also wash . Is to add, not to replace!!!

I hate being dirty, really.[/quote]

Like escalators?

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 19 Oct 2009, 00:51

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I hate being dirty, really.[/quote]

Phobic?

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 19 Oct 2009, 00:58

no no Ninny. Is not a phobia , I just think personal hygiene is important. That's all.

neckred · Post by **neckred** » 19 Oct 2009, 03:08

[quote name="Teresa"]I prefer using wet wipes. It works well.[/quote]

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 19 Oct 2009, 04:03

Are these in the stalls, or are they out in the open like sinks. If the later

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:16

latter*

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:19

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]Are these in the stalls, or are they out in the open like sinks. If the later

[/quote]

i saw a retard piss in one of those roundhouse-marble-fountain hand-washing public restroom sinks one time.

*edit* retard jokes are so fucking shallow and insensitive and immature....damn...if i didn't always have my foot in my mouth, i would never even think of them.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:25

shut the fuck up

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 19 Oct 2009, 15:12

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]No No, wait...totilet paper is the first thing you must do, next you also wash . Is to add, not to replace!!!

I hate being dirty, really.[/quote]

hey AOD, you ever crack a fat while doing it?

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 15:14

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Lavabug"]Could you reprogram it to squirt rhythmically so it would double as a masturbatory device?[/quote]

i shot my balls a few times which was funny (but not nice).

hey AOD, you ever crack a fat while doing it?[/quote]

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 19 Oct 2009, 15:39

I read the questioj before, but my english and knowledge for slangs is not enough to understand it

what is the meaning of the question?? ( crack a fat???

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TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 15:40

get an erection.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 19 Oct 2009, 15:44

ah ok.... I leanrt a nu thing so...... "cracking a fat" in u.s.a. slangs = get erection

mmmm no, I don't remember cracking a fat while washing my ass

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 19 Oct 2009, 15:50

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]ah ok.... I leanrt a nu thing so...... "cracking a fat" in u.s.a. slangs = get erection

mmmm no, I don't remember cracking a fat while washing my ass

[/quote]

I kinda did.

I also thought it was hop-slang, but obviously it's USA too.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 19 Oct 2009, 19:15

Marco: Teach me Italian slangs.