The gods are against me in this period

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The gods are against me in this period

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No smokes. Got a bowl packed full of roaches and NO FUCKING LIGHTER! No matches or anything! :oof: :oof: :oof:



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use the stove
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light the stove, mang
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Use it to light a piece of paper on fire, then use that.
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Here you go telling me weed isn't worth some work.
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Use a piece of newspaper (burns more slowly). Roll it up and light it off the stove. If you roll it tight enough, you can actually corner the bowl.
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[quote name="HbW"]Use a piece of newspaper (burns more slowly). Roll it up and light it off the stove. If you roll it tight enough, you can actually corner the bowl.[/quote]

Or a wood splint?
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[quote name="Skinfection"]if you can explain to me a decent way in which one can smoke herb off of stove flame that doesnt totally waste it i'll be all for it the next time im out of lighters. until then i'll just find a dollar in change and go to the liquor store and buy a lighter.[/quote]

you have to buy a lighter from the liquor store?
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gas station
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anywhere, pretty much
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well, from the tone of your post, it sounded like the only place that sold them was the liquor store. assholebuttfacepubenugget.
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didn't know that :interessant:
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so how does someone under 21, who is also over 18 and can legally smoke purchase a lighter? what about a stove or meat bath lighter?
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:fuckoff:
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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The situation solved itself. Frienders came over with a bag full of roaches (it seems to be roach night) and they had a lighter. All is well and I still have like a hit or two left in the bowl.



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The whole fucking county's been dry for about two weeks here, because two pretty major loads got popped. Sad times.
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Some friends of mine just Western Unioned some cash out to the kitchen lady's state and are now awaiting a package. There's none to be had here so they're looking across the country.
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its never dry over here :greenie:



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Joe's Apartment. :xx:
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[quote name="abzu"]Joe's Apartment. :xx:[/quote]



i probably couldn't watch it today, i'd get sick. :oldryan:
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