Ideas for cat hallucination's blog...

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 18 Oct 2009, 07:58

We need to start coming up with assignments for cat hallucination to do and then go blog about. Make them funny and interesting.

I'll be back later with some ideas of my own.

zim · Post by **zim** » 18 Oct 2009, 09:35

the images associated with different genres of music.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 18 Oct 2009, 09:46

like how black metal is absolutely ridiculous and completely sucks but the fans are truly convinced that there's something special about it.

anal cunt - everyone in the underground music scene is gay

anytime i need a laugh i can read the lyrics in it just gets worse.

methodrone · Post by **methodrone** » 18 Oct 2009, 09:47

This post was made by cat hallucination who is currently on your ignore list.

zim · Post by **zim** » 18 Oct 2009, 09:52

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 18 Oct 2009, 11:17

so how old were you hard-on bearer's when your musical tastes went astray?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 18 Oct 2009, 11:23

is anyone listening to me?........*billy madison reference*

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 18 Oct 2009, 11:45

...............

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 18 Oct 2009, 11:47

the fuck? sup gal. are you guys really getting sick of my attitude?

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 18 Oct 2009, 11:50

Finally done with my work and now relaxing before I go to bed.

Hope you're feeling better, it'll be good for all if you are.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 18 Oct 2009, 11:52

no i'm not, i have a severe addiction problem and i feel physically sick. if i felt better i would probably be even more of a pest. or maybe not. shit. i'm gonna face it tomorrow.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 18 Oct 2009, 12:00

in the mean time you guys could keep me company during my last binge.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 18 Oct 2009, 12:14

thanks oinka, i've never shared so honestly my problem like that before. even if its just the net.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 18 Oct 2009, 13:21

go be an hero and make a lot of noise about it. it will be blogworthy.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 18 Oct 2009, 13:28

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 18 Oct 2009, 14:03

[quote name="cat hallucination"]like how black metal is absolutely ridiculous and completely throws shit on the fire but the fans are truly convinced that there's something special about it[/quote]

if you can listen to an album like vinkingligr veldi or nightside or det som engag var and not find something special there, you're beyond help, truly.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 18 Oct 2009, 14:35

Blog Idea #1: go try to have an out of body experience while lying naked in a gynecologist's waiting room. Tell us what happens. :tit:

Blog Idea #2: take off your shoes, go outside, and have an old fashioned spirit journey. Tell us if Karmablade winds up being your spirit guide.

Blog Idea #3: ask out 100 people. They don't all have to be chicks. Tell us if you land one.

More to come later. Better get on it, Cathy.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 19 Oct 2009, 09:19

actually in college, me and a buddy did something like this for a sociology assignment. we went walking through a walmart holding hands. it was pretty emberassing and we induced the magnetic eye symptom in seemingly everyone that saw us.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 19 Oct 2009, 10:01

Was this before or after you became bi-curious?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 19 Oct 2009, 11:10

no, i'm only open about bi-curiousity on the internet. we have a home family video of me when i was 3 years old. in one scene, we're talking about my fellating lover brent, and i ask, "is he gonna pee here?" my mom laughs and says, "yes joseph, he's gonna pee here."

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:11

[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]
[quote name="dog hallucination"]like how black metal is absolutely ridiculous and completely throws shit on the fire but the fans are truly convinced that there's something special about it[/quote]

if you can listen to an album like vinkingligr veldi or nightside or det som engag var and not find something special there, you're beyond help, truly.[/quote]

burzum is garbage

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:12

actually i really like the burzum album hvats de. sdlfkjs lksjdflkj something.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:14

that doesn't change the fact that it's still trash.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:15

i agree, its the last song i would want to share with my ill grandmother. of course that goes for all metal.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:18

burzum is crap...so dont listen to it.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:20

its not something i ever crave.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:25

good..now stop being gay

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:26

Maybe I'm missing something, but I've never heard a good Burzum song.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:26

eggs-actly

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:28

[quote name="TAM TAM"]good..now stop being gay[/quote]

fine

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:31

Case in point: The Crying Orc

[youtube]xys3iAV_WPA[/youtube]

[quote name="some review on Metal Archives"]As a last note, I must state the effect of the simple instrumental "The Crying Orc" This song is nothing more than a heavily distorted guitar, yet it really does bring a sad feeling to your heart. [/quote]

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:38

awwhhh bawhumbug, all music is omnipotently awesome, just like sex, food, beer, friends, the five senses, existence...pluto..etc.

i know you guys know what i mean.

:tit:

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:49

[quote name="Skinfection"]
[quote name="HbW"]Maybe I'm missing something, but I've never heard a good Burzum song.[/quote]

[youtube]4ZXBEUlJcyM[/youtube]

this song is awesome. i'll hear nothing less.[/quote]

fucking garbage... and yes, i listened to the whole thing...im open minded but that was pure trash, just retarded noise.....burzum is nothing put talentless noise trash produced by a racist dipshit

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:54

it seems your opinion is actually wrong.

zim · Post by **zim** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:54

[quote name="HbW"]Case in point: The Crying Orc

[youtube]xys3iAV_WPA[/youtube]

[quote name="some review on Metal Archives"]As a last note, I must state the effect of the simple instrumental "The Crying Orc" This song is nothing more than a heavily distorted guitar, yet it really does bring a sad feeling to your heart. [/quote]

[/quote]

sounds like the music of a teenager youtuber

zim · Post by **zim** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:57

[quote name="Skinfection"][youtube]4ZXBEUlJcyM[/youtube][/quote]

ach mein gott that is awful.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 12:57

zim has it

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 19 Oct 2009, 15:28

[youtube]g2qzbiucIoc[/youtube]

(and let's not forget Jesu Dod, Dunkelheit and Tomhet, just to name a few)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>zim&tamtam combined

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 19 Oct 2009, 15:33

Pfff. Not.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 19 Oct 2009, 15:36

burzum =

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 19 Oct 2009, 16:05

[quote name="TAM TAM"]burzum =

[/quote]

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 20 Oct 2009, 01:20

some people are just too gay to understand some music

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 20 Oct 2009, 01:21

Yeah, like Varg and everyone he's fooled.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 20 Oct 2009, 01:32

i kinda agree. im not a big burzum fan but he did write some classic black metal

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 20 Oct 2009, 01:33

Classic, but still not good.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 20 Oct 2009, 01:36

to each his own i guess. im sure there is some music that you enjoy and think is good that i find fucking terrible

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 20 Oct 2009, 01:43

Exactly. I mostly just enjoy talking shit about Burzum. I think it's pretty lame, a few songs are okay. But yeah, mostly it's just something I can't resist making fun of.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 20 Oct 2009, 01:46

Varg is most definitely a major douche and i have never purchased anything burzum related because of this.