i found a pube on my pizza

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 16 Oct 2009, 13:41

So I thought I'd throw in a delicious california pizza kitchen pizza for dinner tonight. It was a garlic chicken pizza but it had onions on it, I hate onions. As I was picking them off I spotted it, a curly as fuck black pubic hair! I know this was a pube because it was too short and curly to be a hair head, armpit hair or any other type. I had to throw $7 in the garbage. I did think about eating it, for a minute, but then I pictured a dude standing over it jerking off on it(ie

) promptly losing any appetite I had left. I have another in the freezer and believe me, when I make that one I will be eyeballing it like a splendid mate of mine.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 16 Oct 2009, 13:43

I am about to make me some digiorno triple meat stuffed crust

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 16 Oct 2009, 13:45

get out the magnifying glass before you do, word of warning!

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 16 Oct 2009, 13:54

What I don't know can't hurt me

Rob · Post by **Rob** » 16 Oct 2009, 16:39

thats my pube! can you mail it back to me?

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 16 Oct 2009, 16:46

jorsh, you must back to the place you bought the Pizza and told them about the fact. Is just disgusting.

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