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Lesbianism

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I wonder if Noyka is still a lesbian. I got a boner from reading that she was wearing pajamas in that thread about "what you're wearing"
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Not much use for breeding.
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In vitro fertilization :santa:
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Alright well I guess males are just useless now that we built what you flourish in.



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:facepalm:
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He's gotta be a troll nobody is that stupid...............................
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[quote name="Noyka"]He's gotta be a troll nobody is that stupid...............................[/quote]



you'd be surprised
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Kitchen.
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He at least knows sperm is required for in vitro fertilization
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I believe Oprah is a lesbian and she works in the media.
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^So?
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[quote name="mabb_"]Kitchen.[/quote]



I deem you unworthy of kitchen.
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Toilet
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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You've already proven your worthy of toilet.
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[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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That's still a slightly smaller of a bunch of shit than NDMG's fat ass dumps.
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I'll look for the study later, but scientists were able to turn female (I could be wrong, I'm running on recall) marrow cells into sperm cells capable of fertilizing eggs. I accept that one day we will be cast off through evolution and the human race will be entirely asexual.



That said, the island of Lesbos was a brothel.
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Lesbians is not a sexual fantasy I have.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Lesbians is not a sexual fantasy I have.[/quote]



same here, my fantasies include, and are limited to, my penis.



and multiple vulvae.
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[quote name="HbW"]You've already proven your worthy of toilet.[/quote]



ZOMG!



Grammatical anomaly!



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Toilet does not beg grammatical attention.
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But does it beg the question?
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Toilet does not beg philosophy. Toilet is toilet.
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[quote name="dickzilla"]



multiple vulvae[/quote]



:xx: :xx: :xx:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Everything I know about lesbians was taught to me by this song



[youtube]SoUeM4VF70M[/youtube]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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funded by the local authority! YEAH GEORGIE DAWES!!
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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I still sing the original baked potato song to myself in times of strife
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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we need a Reeves and Mortimer thread to edumacate these here 'Mericans
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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...reporting for duty? help



HELP
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]we need a Reeves and Mortimer thread to edumacate these here 'Mericans[/quote]



I really wanted to post the Jefferson's Eye Correcting Fluid advert here, but I can't find it online :tear:
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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PEANUTS!!! :blush:
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Sade has the right idea :xx:
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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