Possibly the most horrific death

[D.O.A.]

[Holocaust]

RIP



*goes and throws up somewhere*

[zim]

poor bastard

[Mesarthim]

yaouch

[shadowalk]

that looks like a red skull with white hair at the back

[Abzu]

Someone should have explained what people mean by, "hanging brain."

[agony bagony]

thats what you get for being a fuckhead squirrels can all die by the nutsack. they are pot-digging up, tomato-on-the-vine-consuming cunts



i used to have a dog who could catch them. and when he did, he would kill them. that dog was amazing. my current dog tries to catch them and is no less amazing for being unable to do so



squirrels and cnn should get in a "who's more worthless" cagematch. james franco could referee it. then, pee wee herman could set the building on fire

[Abzu]

[quote name="awesome horseporn tape"]thats what you get for being a fuckhead squirrels can all die by the nutsack. they are pot-digging up, tomato-on-the-vine-consuming cunts



i used to have a dog who could catch them. and when he did, he would kill them. that dog was amazing. my current dog tries to catch them and is no less amazing for being unable to do so



squirrels and cnn should get in a "who's more worthless" cagematch. james franco could referee it. then, pee wee herman could set the building on fire[/quote]

Everything you just said is 100% correct.

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

[quote name="Manji"]
[quote name="awesome horseporn tape"]thats what you get for being a fuckhead squirrels can all die by the nutsack. they are pot-digging up, tomato-on-the-vine-consuming cunts



i used to have a dog who could catch them. and when he did, he would kill them. that dog was amazing. my current dog tries to catch them and is no less amazing for being unable to do so



squirrels and cnn should get in a "who's more worthless" cagematch. james franco could referee it. then, pee wee herman could set the building on fire[/quote]

Everything you just said is 100% correct.[/quote]



Deer would show up and fuck everything up some how

[agony bagony]

deer are easier to shoot in the fucking mouth

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

But there's just so fucking many of them

[agony bagony]

more venison to eat in triumph

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Venison



But I ain't got none

[agony bagony]

a fellating lover of mine has two freezers full

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Maybe I'll just kill one of the deer at work all rambo style

[Abzu]

You could always blow a bunch of guys with bleedy dicks, get AIDS, and then fuck the deer to give them AIDS.

[Hugo.]

Venison's dear, isn't it?

[jawn galliano]

this thread has just me hungry



for venison, of course. squirrel meat is probably awful. just like squirrels

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

[quote name="Hugo."]Venison's dear, isn't it?[/quote]



It is indeed deer

[Hugo.]

Jokes on you cos its also expensive.

[agony bagony]

[quote name="Hugo."]Venison's dear, isn't it?[/quote]

[Haunty]

What's wrong with James Franco?

[agony bagony]

everything

[Haunty]

for instance?

[Hugo.]

[quote name="Hugo."]Venison's dear, isn't it?[/quote]



Stationery shop moves



Dwarf Shortage.



These are the worlds shortest jokes, according to Jimmy Carr.

[Abzu]

Jimmy Carr



That fucking laugh

[Paste Human]

[quote name="Hugo."]
[quote name="Hugo."]Venison's dear, isn't it?[/quote]



Stationery shop moves



Dwarf Shortage.



These are the worlds shortest jokes, according to Jimmy Carr.[/quote]







Reminds me of hearing that for a while a goal of SNL's Weekend Update in the 90's was to include a joke in which the set up and punchline were identical or virtually the same. They landed on something but I don't recall what it was.