We are nihilists

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 12 Oct 2009, 16:34

We cut off your johnson.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 12 Oct 2009, 18:10

Fuck it, let's go bowling

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 12 Oct 2009, 20:51

*chonson

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 12 Oct 2009, 22:22

[quote name="TAM TAM"]Fuck it, let's go bowling[/quote]

I'm right behind you.

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 12 Oct 2009, 23:27

The Chinaman is not the issue.

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 12 Oct 2009, 23:50

Ve vant ze money, Lerzeig, or ve fuck you up.

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 12 Oct 2009, 23:52

Careful man, there's a beverage here.

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 13 Oct 2009, 00:16

As social animals, we get our information from others. This includes morality, or a group behavior code based on a sense of value and purpose inherent to humanity.

In contrast, nihilism denies value and purpose and in turn, denies any special role to humanity. Like emotions, value and purpose are human judgments which do not exist in the outside world.

By denying value and purpose, nihilism forces us see physical reality as a mechanical process in which our part is small. When we are walking in winter, falling snow appears to be coming toward us, but in reality we are moving forward as it falls.

Where morality deals with how things appear to us, nihilism addresses reality as a design and encourages us to learn how to adapt to it. Morality is withdrawl from natural selection; nihilism embraces it, and describes the world as a complex machine.

I. NIHILISM

We frequently talk about "human nature." It's more sensible to talk about the challenges facing any animal with higher intelligence. Any smart animal will face the same challenges using roughly the same methods.

While having a big brain is an asset, it is also a liability, in that if a big brain has to re-analyze its surroundings, it will move very slowly. Instead, big brained animals analyze once, create a mental "map" of their world, and update as needed.

In theory, we update our maps when new data comes about. But if this data is incorrect, our knowledge of the world gets corrupted. We act expecting certain outcomes and are stunned when things do not go as planned.

What corrupts our minds is when we reverse the causal process of understanding. Instead of looking to the world, making conclusions and updating our maps, we update our maps based on what we wish were happening -- or what others tell us.

If we withdraw into our own maps, and change those instead of reality, we can no longer predict reality. This is a problem because we are responsible for our fate. If we screw it up, no one else is going to bail us out.

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 13 Oct 2009, 00:22

[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]Careful man, there's a beverage here.[/quote]

I like your style, Dude.

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 13 Oct 2009, 00:28

I like your style too man. Got the whole cowboy thing going on.

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 13 Oct 2009, 00:55

Thankee

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 13 Oct 2009, 00:59

the Dude abides.

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 13 Oct 2009, 01:15

Is this your homework Larry?

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 13 Oct 2009, 01:51

We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 13 Oct 2009, 01:57

Nice marmot

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:18

Men didn't die face down in the mud in Vietnam so I can get a gutterball.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:22

You mean....coitus?

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:25

New shit has come to light.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:47

I'm not buying it a fucking beer

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:50

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:52

Who's got your undies, Walter?

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:54

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:55

I am the Walrus?

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:56

Eight year olds, dude.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:56

It really tied the room together, did it not?

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:58

And this hard-on bearer peed on it.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:59

That's your name Dude!

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:59

Obviously you're not a golfer.

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 13 Oct 2009, 07:52

Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

captain twat. IV. · Post by **captain twat. IV.** » 13 Oct 2009, 09:22

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]

When we are walking in winter, falling snow appears to be coming toward us, but in reality we are moving forward as it falls.

[/quote]

lol

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 13 Oct 2009, 13:08

[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]I like your style too man. Got the whole cowboy thing going on.[/quote]

But do you have to always curse all the time?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 13 Oct 2009, 14:48

Nihilists... fuck me, I mean, say what you like about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 13 Oct 2009, 14:59

these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 13 Oct 2009, 15:37

You got to buck up, man. You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 13 Oct 2009, 15:45

What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam?!

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 13 Oct 2009, 15:47

A WORLD OF PAIN, splendid mate of mine!!!

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 13 Oct 2009, 15:50

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 13 Oct 2009, 15:54

I don't roll on Shabbas!!

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 13 Oct 2009, 15:58

Your phone's ringing Dude

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 13 Oct 2009, 15:59

I still jerk off manually.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 13 Oct 2009, 16:01

El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 13 Oct 2009, 16:05

Do you have to use so many cuss words?

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 13 Oct 2009, 16:06

[quote name="HbW"]Do you have to use so many cuss words?[/quote]

The fuck you talking about?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 13 Oct 2009, 16:11

Okay, dude, have it your way.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 13 Oct 2009, 16:14

See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 13 Oct 2009, 16:18

8 year olds.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 13 Oct 2009, 20:10

It's all Brokeback Mountain up in this muthafukka.

You equestrians.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 13 Oct 2009, 20:16

im currently watching this

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 13 Oct 2009, 22:15

[quote name="TAM TAM"]See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?![/quote]

when they played this on comedy central, they edited it to say "see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps"

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 13 Oct 2009, 23:28

[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?![/quote]

when they played this on comedy central, they edited it to say "see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps"

[/quote]

Strangers in the alps exchanging glances

Wondring in the alps

What were the chances we'd be sharing ass

Before the night was through.

Something in your reality was so inviting,

Something in your riffs was so exciting,

Something in my ass,

Told me I must nail you.

Strangers in the alps, two lonely people

We were strangers in the alps

Up to the moment

When we played our first hole.

Little did we know

NDMG was just a post away,

A lame embarassing post away and -

Ever since that night we've been together.

Boners at first sight, in clinch forever.

I unleashed out my farts,

For strangers in the alps.