Black Metal Cookies
- vega
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- zim
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Re: Black Metal Cookies
black metal isn't funny 
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Re: Black Metal Cookies
[quote name="zim"]black metal isn't funny
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*black metal parodies arent funny. its just so obvious
poop haha poop
*black metal parodies arent funny. its just so obvious
poop haha poop
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Re: Black Metal Cookies
[quote name="zim"]black metal isn't funny
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Re: Black Metal Cookies
black metal fucking sucks for the most part. including this.
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Re: Black Metal Cookies
I'm amazed at the amount of time this hard-on bearer has devoted to his black metal cooking videos:
[youtube]CeZlih4DDNg[/youtube]
The only thing with black metal that's consistently funny to me is some of the stuff that Abbath has done and said, apparently without trying to be funny at times. That and the story about one of the dudes from Mayhem throwing the ex-lead singer down a flight of stairs for a sub-par performance.
[youtube]CeZlih4DDNg[/youtube]
The only thing with black metal that's consistently funny to me is some of the stuff that Abbath has done and said, apparently without trying to be funny at times. That and the story about one of the dudes from Mayhem throwing the ex-lead singer down a flight of stairs for a sub-par performance.

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Re: Black Metal Cookies
He throws in a funny line every now and then. That segment at at about 13:15 is hilarious when he turns up the heat. But I don't think I could sit through all his videos to hear one or two of those from each one, and I don't plan to become a vegan any time soon.

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Re: Black Metal Cookies
I got bored and watched a few of the newer ones and I sort of take back what I said - that hard-on bearer is hilarious pretty consistently while he screams about very mundane cooking details with black metal imagery. That last line about sentencing his plate of tacos and nachos to an eternity of deliciousness made me go 

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Re: Black Metal Cookies
[quote name="Paste Human"]I'm amazed at the amount of time this hard-on bearer has devoted to his black metal cooking videos:
[youtube]CeZlih4DDNg[/youtube]
The only thing with black metal that's consistently funny to me is some of the stuff that Abbath has done and said, apparently without trying to be funny at times. That and the story about one of the dudes from Mayhem throwing the ex-lead singer down a flight of stairs for a sub-par performance.[/quote]
I'm sorry but holy fuck is this stupid. I could take about 60 seconds before i had to turn it off
[youtube]CeZlih4DDNg[/youtube]
The only thing with black metal that's consistently funny to me is some of the stuff that Abbath has done and said, apparently without trying to be funny at times. That and the story about one of the dudes from Mayhem throwing the ex-lead singer down a flight of stairs for a sub-par performance.[/quote]
I'm sorry but holy fuck is this stupid. I could take about 60 seconds before i had to turn it off
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Re: Black Metal Cookies
There are a few funny jokes here and there but I also enjoy watching cooking videos for whatever reason so for me it was at least tolerable. I understand how that wouldn't be the case for most people though.

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Re: Black Metal Cookies
just needs meat.
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Re: Black Metal Cookies
mmm, now i'm in the mood for some Tom Yum Ga and Curry.

