Dwarf gets penis glued to vacuum cleaner

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Dwarf gets penis glued to vacuum cleaner

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Dwarf gets penis glued to vacuum cleaner



A British dwarf who was performing at the 'Edinburgh Festival' found his penis glued to a vacuum cleaner while preparing for a live show.



Daniel Blackner, known as "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf" performed at the Circus of Horrors, known for its oddball and offbeat performances. As part of the show, the dwarf pulls a Henry vacuum cleaner using a special attachment, across the show attached to his penis. However, the vacuum cleaner was broken before a performance and performer Blackner placed extra-strong glue on the attachment to fix it, neglecting to wait the entire 20 minutes required for the glue to dry, which resulted in his penis becoming glued to the vacuum cleaner.



After being rushed to the A&E department of Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, Blackner was freed after an hour and remarked that: "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me. I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short lived."



Hospital sources confirmed that they treated the performer, but a spokesman for the Royal Infirmary said he could not comment on individual cases.
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It won't suck itself!
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[quote name="Johnny"]It won't suck itself![/quote]
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I love how, after apparently putting his penis in a vacuum cleaner in front of an audience for years, he's suddenly embarrassed at the hospital.
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[quote name="HbW"]I love how, after apparently putting his penis in a vacuum cleaner in front of an audience for years, he's suddenly embarrassed at the hospital.[/quote]







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rhino wrote:
20 Dec 2020, 07:48
I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
Verbal wrote:
06 Aug 2021, 04:32
i dont think youre appreciating how much of an idiot i am
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