Do you believe in bullshit?

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 01 Oct 2009, 12:31

Are you capable/willing to suspend critical thinking and ignore the FACTS in order to cling onto nonsensical ideas?

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 01 Oct 2009, 12:37

wholeheartedly

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 01 Oct 2009, 12:40

well I'll be damned.

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Oct 2009, 12:50

oh hellz yeah.

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 01 Oct 2009, 12:51

9/11 was totally an inside job.

AIDs was created by the government.

The earth is flat.

The moon is made of cheese.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 01 Oct 2009, 12:55

cars are made from used hair from barber shops

semen isnt real either. pregnancy is just a hoax.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 01 Oct 2009, 13:01

[quote name="Noyka"]

The earth is flat.

[/quote]

[youtube]wppjYDj9JUc[/youtube]

KARMABLADE · Post by **KARMABLADE** » 01 Oct 2009, 14:50

[quote name="Noyka"]9/11 was totally an inside job.

AIDs was created by the government.

The earth is flat.

The moon is made of cheese.[/quote]

the 2 first are right, last 2 wrong.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 01 Oct 2009, 14:57

[quote name="KARMABLADE"]
[quote name="Noyka"]9/11 was totally an inside job.

AIDs was created by the government.

The earth is flat.

The moon is made of cheese.[/quote]

the 2 first are right, last 2 wrong.[/quote]

I don't know man, the evidence for a flat earth and a cheesy moon is compelling. Just face the FACTS. We live in a virtual reality so anything is possible.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 01 Oct 2009, 15:17

Hey Max, read this. Don't tl/dr:

http://www.truthism.com/

Naturally, since you have been lied to about reality your entire life, any truthful revelations contradicting your false worldview may indeed appear to be far-fetched. But, to make things even worse, human beings are stubborn creatures who let their egos override everything else: Instead of learning about new information that does not fit within your current worldview, you would rather exercise your ego by letting others know what is and is not possible, merely based upon your personal knowledge and feeble understanding of what actually exists.

...

Human beings on Earth like to blow off the truth by claiming that it is simply nonsense, calling it, for example, "funny," "hilarious," or "entertaining." In addition, they automatically disregard the truth messenger as being a "standard-issue schizophrenic who is obviously out of touch with reality." People desperately try to paint truth messengers as being non-lucid, mentally unstable, illogical, and so self-absorbed that they can't see things for what they really are. This is a very convenient way to quickly discard the truth and go on with one's life.

...

Human beings were created (that is, invented)

via genetic experiments that were conducted by

reptilian aliens. These reptilian aliens, also known

as the "Anunnaki" or the "Reptilians," still rule the

Earth to this day.

In fact, the Reptilians have indoctrinated you so

thoroughly that you are probably too weak-minded to

even fathom that they exist. Via religion, science, and

other forms of indoctrination (i.e., brainwashing), the

Reptilians have steered you (and the rest of humanity)

in the exact opposite direction of the truth, to the point

where the concept of an alien master/creator is

considered to be the ultimate crazy fantasy.

Strangely enough, though, here on Earth, the concept of an imaginary god is perfectly acceptable, and is by no means considered to be the ultimate crazy fantasy. Yet, the concept of aliens is taboo, and is ultra-ridiculed by society in a freakish "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil"-type fashion. Well, obviously, this is due to the fact that aliens are indeed real, whereas imaginary gods are not. The Reptilians simply got humans to focus their attention on imaginary gods and away from their true controllers. It's no coincidence that all of Earth's religions fail to acknowledge the existence of aliens. It's because the Reptilians are the very ones who created all of Earth's religions, and thus did not foolishly promote the concept of alien dominance over humanity.

"Many can accept the concept of 'God' or a Supreme Intelligence, but they are stifled when they try to comprehend alien beings. This is partially because of religious and other forms of programming and indoctrination. Many think so narrowly that they believe that the human race is the only intelligence in all Creation" (Amitakh Stanford, "Anunnaki Sewage Plants").

As with humanity, the truth is also an enemy of the Reptilians.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 02 Oct 2009, 02:05

It all makes sense now.

Thanks LSD!

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 02 Oct 2009, 02:15

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is really butter

Humans have been genetically modified to lose their baby teeth in order to increase the circulation of small denomination coins

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 02 Oct 2009, 02:22

The plants are going declare war on the animals.

They're just waiting until there is enough of them.

I proved the existence of god using homeopathy and a smile.

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 02 Oct 2009, 05:31

Chickens WILL become our future masters in 2012.

KARMABLADE · Post by **KARMABLADE** » 02 Oct 2009, 05:57

Hey Max, read this. Don't tl/dr:

http://www.truthism.com/

Naturally, since you have been lied to about reality your entire life, any truthful revelations contradicting your false worldview may indeed appear to be far-fetched. But, to make things even worse, human beings are stubborn creatures who let their egos override everything else: Instead of learning about new information that does not fit within your current worldview, you would rather exercise your ego by letting others know what is and is not possible, merely based upon your personal knowledge and feeble understanding of what actually exists.

...

Human beings on Earth like to blow off the truth by claiming that it is simply nonsense, calling it, for example, "funny," "hilarious," or "entertaining." In addition, they automatically disregard the truth messenger as being a "standard-issue schizophrenic who is obviously out of touch with reality." People desperately try to paint truth messengers as being non-lucid, mentally unstable, illogical, and so self-absorbed that they can't see things for what they really are. This is a very convenient way to quickly discard the truth and go on with one's life.

...

Human beings were created (that is, invented)

via genetic experiments that were conducted by

reptilian aliens. These reptilian aliens, also known

as the "Anunnaki" or the "Reptilians," still rule the

Earth to this day.

In fact, the Reptilians have indoctrinated you so

thoroughly that you are probably too weak-minded to

even fathom that they exist. Via religion, science, and

other forms of indoctrination (i.e., brainwashing), the

Reptilians have steered you (and the rest of humanity)

in the exact opposite direction of the truth, to the point

where the concept of an alien master/creator is

considered to be the ultimate crazy fantasy.

Strangely enough, though, here on Earth, the concept of an imaginary god is perfectly acceptable, and is by no means considered to be the ultimate crazy fantasy. Yet, the concept of aliens is taboo, and is ultra-ridiculed by society in a freakish "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil"-type fashion. Well, obviously, this is due to the fact that aliens are indeed real, whereas imaginary gods are not. The Reptilians simply got humans to focus their attention on imaginary gods and away from their true controllers. It's no coincidence that all of Earth's religions fail to acknowledge the existence of aliens. It's because the Reptilians are the very ones who created all of Earth's religions, and thus did not foolishly promote the concept of alien dominance over humanity.

"Many can accept the concept of 'God' or a Supreme Intelligence, but they are stifled when they try to comprehend alien beings. This is partially because of religious and other forms of programming and indoctrination. Many think so narrowly that they believe that the human race is the only intelligence in all Creation" (Amitakh Stanford, "Anunnaki Sewage Plants").

As with humanity, the truth is also an enemy of the Reptilians.

who knows, anything is possible.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 02 Oct 2009, 07:03

bologna is spelled the way it is because the government is trying to make us illiterate

KARMABLADE · Post by **KARMABLADE** » 02 Oct 2009, 07:11

[quote name="dickzilla"]bologna is spelled the way it is because the government is trying to make us illiterate[/quote]

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 02 Oct 2009, 15:35

Pay me enough and I'll believe any old fucking thing

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 02 Oct 2009, 23:25

All of these things are true.

I am half reptilian. My sperm is greenish. Milfs love my forked tongue. :tit:

THIS BARD IS ALIEN RUN, KARMAKANE, WHY DO YOU THINK WE ARGUE WITH YOUR OBVIOUSLY LOGICAL AND WHOLLY FACT BASED POINTS OF VIEW? WY DO YOU THINK WE USE

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 03 Oct 2009, 00:36

Seriously the bard has been oozing with golden material lately, a day doesn't go by without reading something that makes me piss myself in laughter.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 03 Oct 2009, 08:44

[quote name="Lavabug"]Seriously the bard has been oozing with golden material lately, a day doesn't go by without reading something that makes me piss myself in laughter.[/quote]

This x3

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 03 Oct 2009, 09:15

You know what I really believe? I believe Zeitgeist should do my thinking for me man! I mean you're only a free thinker if you blindly accept zeitgeist without questioning the merit of the "facts" in the films.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 03 Oct 2009, 10:33

Oh god don't even get me started on that turd of a movie.

Redd would love the WWII inaccuracies.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 03 Oct 2009, 10:35

WWII is just a theory created in the form of a double-quantum, post-modern, space-time continuum of penis.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 03 Oct 2009, 10:38

[quote name="Johnny"]WWII is just a theory created in the form of a double-quantum, post-modern, space-time continuum of penis.[/quote]

All hail General Gleeso

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 03 Oct 2009, 10:40

[quote name="abzu"]Oh god don't even get me started on that turd of a movie.

Redd would love the WWII inaccuracies.[/quote]

Last I checked she really liked it, things might have changed since then I'm not sure.

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 03 Oct 2009, 12:04

II >>>>

Anyway, everyone knows that Hitler survived WWII and is currently living in Minehead.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 03 Oct 2009, 15:44

[quote name="Johnny"]WWII is just a theory created in the form of a double-quantum, post-modern, space-time continuum of penis.[/quote]

*CIRCUMCISED penis

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 03 Oct 2009, 18:26

[quote name="beandorkio"]Pay me enough and I'll believe any old fucking thing[/quote]

Ofcourse you would. How can it be otherwise?

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 03 Oct 2009, 22:58

Pay up and I GUARANTEE it will be otherwise

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 03 Oct 2009, 23:02

[quote name="Redd"]Chickens WILL become our future masters in 2012.[/quote]

you read this on school desks?

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 03 Oct 2009, 23:31

Yes. That's why it must be true!

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 04 Oct 2009, 00:10

[quote name="Noyka"]You know what I really believe? I believe Zeitgeist should do my thinking for me man! I mean you're only a free thinker if you blindly accept zeitgeist without questioning the merit of the "facts" in the films.[/quote]

I tired to look up the 21 different christs, but couldn't. We all know the 9/11 thing is bs. I forget what the other one was.

Only "conspiracy theory" that even made sense to me was this one on the holocaust, showing it would have taken too much fuel to burn a single body, and to burn the numbers people claim would be impossible due to the lack of fuel.

I don't know what to think on that one.

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 04 Oct 2009, 00:11

I know what to think of that one: Bullshit.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 04 Oct 2009, 01:20

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]

Only "conspiracy theory" that even made sense to me was this one on the holocaust, showing it would have taken too much fuel to burn a single body, and to burn the numbers people claim would be impossible due to the lack of fuel.

I don't know what to think on that one.[/quote]

you could always ask my Grandfather about that one you unbelievably retarded dumbfuck.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Oct 2009, 01:32

it seems to me that the board is generally split into three groups in regards to certain issues: 1. dumbasses who believe what the government says and disregard all "conspiracy theories" as "insane, misinformed, and stupid." 2. dumbasses who dont believe what the government says and accept all "conspiracy theories" as "true, well informed, and fact." and 3. dumbasses who dont give fuck and dont post on these issues.

there seems to be very few dumbasses who are very well read on both sides of the issues and have formed their own dumbass opinions based on the "facts" that are presented.

and there are even fewer dumbasses who have realized their dumbassness and are aware of how retarded all their dumbass opinions are because the dumbass human race is not capable of consistently and continually knowing anything about anything.

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 04 Oct 2009, 06:12

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]

Only "conspiracy theory" that even made sense to me was this one on the holocaust, showing it would have taken too much fuel to burn a single body, and to burn the numbers people claim would be impossible due to the lack of fuel.

I don't know what to think on that one.[/quote]

you could always ask my Grandfather about that one you unbelievably retarded dumbfuck.[/quote]

Kind words will make you more friends.

WHo was your grandfather, and what is his position?

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 04 Oct 2009, 06:23

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]Kind words will make you more friends.[/quote]

He says, one post after doubting the Holocaust

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 04 Oct 2009, 06:25

I'm all for open mindedness but that's just too much....and people call me ignorant.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 04 Oct 2009, 06:48

But see Nokya, you seem to make claims equivalent to Holocaust denial.

And then, on questioning, reference 4chan-standard evidence.

captain twat. IV. · Post by **captain twat. IV.** » 04 Oct 2009, 07:33

Where did the word nazi originate?Chew that one scumbags.

zim · Post by **zim** » 04 Oct 2009, 07:34

[quote name="Teignub"]3. dumbasses who dont give fuck and dont post on these issues.[/quote]

i'm in this group

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Oct 2009, 07:50

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 04 Oct 2009, 12:03

[quote name="beandorkio"]
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]Kind words will make you more friends.[/quote]

He says, one post after doubting the Holocaust

[/quote]

I said I'm undecided.

[quote name="Noyka"]I'm all for open mindedness but that's just too much....and people call me ignorant.

[/quote]

Doubt everything.

The fact that the Nazis tried to deport them first tells me otherwise.

[quote name="mabb_"]Where did the word nazi originate?Chew that one scumbags.[/quote]

German slang for NSDAP.

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 04 Oct 2009, 12:50

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
[quote name="Noyka"]I'm all for open mindedness but that's just too much....and people call me ignorant.

[/quote]

Doubt everything.

The fact that the Nazis tried to deport them first tells me otherwise.[/quote]

Yeah, and when the other countries wouldn't take them, they started killing them off/putting them into slave labor camps.

Does Kristallnacht ring any bells? The Nazis didn't fucking like the jews and would do anything to get them out of the country.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 04 Oct 2009, 13:41

[quote name="mabb_"]Where did the word nazi originate?Chew that one scumbags.[/quote]

Associazione Nazionalista Italiana?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 04 Oct 2009, 20:06

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
[quote name="Noyka"]You know what I really believe? I believe Zeitgeist should do my thinking for me man! I mean you're only a free thinker if you blindly accept zeitgeist without questioning the merit of the "facts" in the films.[/quote]

I tired to look up the 21 different christs, but couldn't. We all know the 9/11 thing is bs. I forget what the other one was.

Only "conspiracy theory" that even made sense to me was this one on the holocaust, showing it would have taken too much fuel to burn a single body, and to burn the numbers people claim would be impossible due to the lack of fuel.

I don't know what to think on that one.[/quote]

The Christ bit is partly true. Read up on some Joseph Campbell. There are common themes throughout all of mythology from nearly every culture. Some parts were obscenely inaccurate, but the bunch of Jesuses was in this vein. As for the significance or point of that in Zeitgeist....

The 9/11 bit was a poop. Some correlations were interesting but, as we not-retarded science-lovin' folk say, correlation is not causation.

The Federal Reserve bit was very interesting and, for the better earlier part, spot fucking on. The places where it gets in to WWII were so speculative as to be irritating.

Movies like this irk me. With all of the ominous music and dramatic transitions and commentary and entertainer quotes, there is very little attempt at fact. Also, they do not offer any real sources a viewer can afterward check themselves.

Teignub · Post by **Teignub** » 04 Oct 2009, 21:19

the official 9/11 commission report is full of errors and inconsistencies. as is Zeitgeist. Im not gonna say that 9/11 was an inside job, but I am going to say that our government isnt telling us the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 04 Oct 2009, 23:33

I think the fact that we haven't found Bin Laden is a bit shady.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 05 Oct 2009, 01:49

[quote name="Teignub"]the official 9/11 commission report is full of errors and inconsistencies. as is Zeitgeist. Im not gonna say that 9/11 was an inside job, but I am going to say that our government isnt telling us the whole truth and nothing but the truth.[/quote]

I agree about that report. It is a shit.

My opinion on it? I think the only cover up is that they knew something was going to happen. They didn't know what, maybe, but they knew something and did nothing. There were plenty of signs.