We know you can see us when you alter your mind, KarmakaneAIDS, and we know you are on to us.
When next you use the revealing agents of altered perception showing you things more real than reality, we are going to probe you anally and insert microchips into your colon.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
A number of years back, Aliens had sex with a group of clouds over the South Pacific.
This spawned the virus we now know as HIV.
HIV then did 9/11, but was not acting single-handedly. It's success was crucially dependent on the counter-intelligence collected by undercover flesh-eating bacteria. This axis of evil then staged the attacks to look as if it was Michael Jackson (disguised as Afghanistan).
After pulling off what HIV and the bacteria fondly referred to as the "perfect crime", the bacteria began to mutate uncontrollably and betrayed the HIV by creating a virus of its own - Swine Flu. HIV did not like this so began to sulk, hence plunging the world's economy into a recession the likes of which had never been seen before.
Swine Flu couldn't believe it's luck and began to spread rapidly around the world like an Ebola virus with a small penis. Experts spent weeks deciding wheter or not it should technically be called a pandemic or an epidemic. This debate continues to this day.
The flesh-eating bacteria, intimidated by the rapidly increasing power of the Swine Flu, and fearing a betrayal was inevitable, decided to create a vaccine against the virus. Swine flu was given a heads up by the Jews, who also offered to help out as they were kind of bored after WWII. The Jews then teamed up with the blacks and pulled off what was quite possibly the greatest, evilest, scheme ever in the whole world and infinity times a thousand. They places microchips in the Swine Flu vaccines. Microchips so Jewish and so black that basketball-rape became kosher.
