
Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
- Devy
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Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
I got the picture from I Am Bored.com, hence the censoring on Ribby Von Bulimic there.


[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
- Holocaust
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
*poof!* You are now an angry secretary of state.

- ANGEL OF DESEASE
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
"I want to jack off but is impossible with all this people around; where is a damn telephone cabin?"

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
- methodrone
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
"Tyron quickly turned to anger and stormed away when her titties declared that they were bored of his fondling"

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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
"Oh man... I gots ta take a shit! Whereda fuckin bat'room at?!"
or
"*sniff* Darnell left me fo one o dese whaht beeitchez. *sob*"
or
"*sniff* Darnell left me fo one o dese whaht beeitchez. *sob*"
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
this picture was taken in San Francisco by the way. Its Market St. and i think 7th. And its definitely during the Gay Pride Parade
- Devy
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
....I don't get it
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
"...And on that day, there was joy and cheer all around. Jamal however was on a serious mission to unite the workers at his factory in order that they rise up against their capitalist masters and form the basis for a political force capable of inspiring a working class revolt that would establish the class dictatorship of the proletariat for socialism.
That is why on that day, serious Jamal would not join the merry making."
That is why on that day, serious Jamal would not join the merry making."
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
"I don't like white bitches"
- ANGEL OF DESEASE
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
"No mustard on hot dogs in this city....FUCK!"

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
- zim
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
from my girlfriend:
"Bitches don't know the trouble I've seen."
"Bitches don't know the trouble I've seen."
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
- Devy
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]"...And on that day, there was joy and cheer all around. Jamal however was on a serious mission to unite the workers at his factory in order that they rise up against their capitalist masters and form the basis for a political force capable of inspiring a working class revolt that would establish the class dictatorship of the proletariat for socialism.
That is why on that day, serious Jamal would not join the merry making."[/quote]
This one is the winner
That is why on that day, serious Jamal would not join the merry making."[/quote]
This one is the winner
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
- methodrone
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Taykwon knew better than to smile for the camera even though he felt giddy inside

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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
damn bitches. no fried chicken or watermellon anywhere!
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Tyrese was angry, for these white bitches did not desire his scorched sausage.
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Tyrone was pissed that none of the ladies had decent size hangers; Nothing above a B-cup
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Why did I make the bet with Jamal that today of all days I would not touch boobs?
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
"Where are their purses!?!?!?"
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
'Insert random fried chicken and watermelon shortage reference here'

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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
"Fuck this shit"
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]


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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
"Techno Viking's arch nemesis, Crap Shirt secretary of state, is miffed when he doesn't become an internet phenomenon."

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- Devy
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Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
[quote name="M.Bison"]"Techno Viking's arch nemesis, Crap Shirt secretary of state, is miffed when he doesn't become an internet phenomenon."[/quote]
I think that actually counts as a psychocrusher
I think that actually counts as a psychocrusher
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]

